When the phone rings, my phone plays "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin" by MJ, and when I get a voicemail or text message, it plays "Ascension (Don't Ever Wonder)" by Mr. Maxwell.

KYLIE ~ "Slow"

Sandstorm by Darude (for normal calls)
Clocks by Coldplay (for my boyfriend)
The James Bond Theme (for work calls... inside joke, but I work with the Bond films, so it amuses me)

Most of the time my phone is set to vibrate, but at the moment it's set to Strawberry Letter 23

I've got a few loaded onto my phone but most of those songs as ringtones are a bit tacky. The ones I have are:

MJ - You Rock My World
MJ - Human Nature
Scissor Sisters - Laura
Fatboy Slim - Wonderful Night

Oh, but I have the Neverending Story theme for when my mum calls. I used to have Ice Ice Baby for my dad. I have no idea why.
[Edited 7/27/05 17:15pm]

Chico319 said:

I really need to hear the orginal version of that song. I've only heard a mash-up with Massive Attack's Angel. I'm not really a Kylie fan, but her vocals fit so well over it.

Depends on who calls....

Halloween theme
Seasame Street Theme
Spongebob theme
Tocata and Fugue
Fresh Prince theme

I hate real songs as ringtones. It almost makes me hate the song after hearing the ringtone version of it.

Aretha Franklin - Freeway of Love (1985)
Beck - Rental Car (2005)

the theme to Batfink.

a very old cartoon.