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Lilgish is listening to (lyrics only) Pretty soon now
Y'know i'm gonna make a comeback And like the birds and the bees in the trees It's a sure-fire smash I'll speak To the masses throughout the media And if you got anything to say to me You can say it with cash 'cause i got the trash and you got the cash So baby we should get along fine So give me all your money 'cause i know you think i'm funny Can't you hear me laughing Can't you see me smile I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo Kung fu That was one of my good ones Well what's a few broken bones When we all know it's good clean fun Skateboards I've almost made them respectable You see i can't always get through to you So i go for your son I had a giant rubber shark and it really made a mark Didja looka looka lookit alla blood Give me all your money 'cause i know you think i'm funny Can't you hear me laughing Can't you see me smile I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo Right now I think i'm gonna plan a new trend Because the line on the graph's getting low And we can't have that And you think you're immune But i can sell you anything Anything from a thin safety pin To a pork pie hat 'cause i got the trash and you got the cash So baby we should get along fine So give me all your money 'cause i know you think i'm funny Can't you hear me laughing Can't you see me smile I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the hula-hoop I'm the man I'm the man that gave you the yo-yo | |
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Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift Dishwater blonde, tall and fine She got a lot of tips Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff In a violent room Fighting with lovers past I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine Dorothy was fast Well, I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't 2 hungry" Dorothy laughed She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me" Kinda cute, U wanna take a bath? (do you wanna, do you wanna, bath) I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" (she say) "Cuz I'm kind of going with someone" She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me" "Mind if I turn on the radio?" "Oh, my favorite song" she said And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling" (Ring) The phone rang and she said "Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U" Right then I knew I was through (Dorothy Parker was cool) My pants where wet, they came off But she didn't see the movie Cuz she hadn't read the book first Instead she pretended she was blind An affliction brought on by a witch's curse Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha) I felt much better so I went back 2 the violent room (tell us what U did) Let me tell U what I did... I took another bubble bath with my pants on All the fighting stopped Next time I'll do it sooner This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Well Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker Well | |
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Out on the wiley, windy moors
We’d roll and fall in green. You had a temper like my jealousy: Too hot, too greedy. How could you leave me, When I needed to possess you? I hated you. I loved you, too. Bad dreams in the night. They told me I was going to lose the fight, Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering Wuthering heights. Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Ooh, it gets dark! it gets lonely, On the other side from you. I pine a lot. I find the lot Falls through without you. I’m coming back, love. Cruel heathcliff, my one dream, My only master. Too long I roam in the night. I’m coming back to his side, to put it right. I’m coming home to wuthering, wuthering, Wuthering heights, Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Ooh! let me have it. Let me grab your soul away. Ooh! let me have it. Let me grab your soul away. You know it’s me--cathy! Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! Let me in-a-your window. Heathcliff, it’s me--cathy. Come home. I’m so cold! | |
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One, two, three
She's a real left-winger 'cause she been down south And held peasants in her arms, she said "I could tell you stories that could make you cry. What about you?" I said, "Me too. I could tell you a story that would make you cry." And she sighed, "Ahh." I said, "I want to be a singer like Lou Reed." "I like Lou Reed," she said, sticking her tongue in my ear. "Let's go, let's sit, let's talk, politics goes so good with beer. "And while we're at it, baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?" I said, "Losing my penis to a whore with disease." "Just kidding," I said. "Losing my life to a whore with disease." She said, "Excuse me, please?" I said, "Losing my life to a horrible disease." She said, "Please." Well, I'm a humble guy with healthy desire Don't give me no shit because I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I told the tale of a girl but I call her a woman She's a little bit older than me Strong legs, strong face, voice like milk, breasts like a cluster of grapes I can't escape her ways she raise me She make me feel like Solomon Beware your babies even if you have no one And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears? You don't want to sleep after setting my loins on fire Well, that's okay because I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired I've been tired, I've been tired, I've been tired T-I-R-E-D spells it, spells it, spells it, spells it | |
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