YIKES! Talk about camp!

Krystal666 said:

Somebody needs to shoot his ass with this in the closet shit.

MsLegs said:

I dare someone to watch that part without cringing with embarrassment!

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/150964



oh, and you can catch all 5 parts Tuesday at 10 on BET. i can't wait! (despite myself )

GrayKing said:

Shit, I may have to check out this pitiful fuck so I can talk about this mutha accurately.

MsLegs said:

Buy the new CD. It comes with a DVD of the full nineteen minute atrocity. It's so fucking bad it's good - unlike the new album, which is rubbish.

Shapeshifter said:

Oh hell nah, I don't think that I could take anymore by Chester The Molester.

BlaqueKnight said:

Well BK Baby, it looks like Chester The Molester got me curisous. So, I guess that I will have to watch the continuation of the shit tonight parts 2-5 in the closet bullshit so I can accurately talk about his ass. Lawd Have Mercy.
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MsLegs said:

His first album was pretty good, but after the success of "I believe I can Fly" he has released absolute commercial crap since. Don't respect him at all now!!

4real, Im gonna have 2 find another site 2 go on. Waaaaay too much negativity almost on every post I see on here.

Just enjoi the fuckin video/movie and get over it! I wonder how ya'll would've treated Thriller had there been Internet in '82.

BlaqueKnight said:

Simplicity is the mark of genius.
Leonardo de Vinci said: "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
Prince music is very simple too.

Whiskas31 said:

Tracks that are worth checking out are WOMANS THREAT and HOLD ON...
i prefer it when kelly does his mature writting, i mean he did write some great melodys for Michael (minus CRY) and Toni.

paisleypark4 said:

PP4, I agree that people tend to take a lot of pleasure in being the one to point out flaws in performers' songs, videos, body, etc. But you gotta admit...this is some tired sh*t! I tried listening to it a full way through and couldn't do it. The music barely changes up, and the lyrics and story only get worse as it goes on.

Worst passage?

Then I said "You must be crazy, you on crack to have someone all up in my mother fuckin house"
She hopped up and said "That's enough"
She said "I can't take no more"
And the she said "You made your point, but now its time to even the score"
She said "I know all about last night"
"And where you went when you left the club"
She said "That's right nigga I was there with this guy in the back of the club"
I said "I thought you was with your girls"
She said "I thought you was with your guys"

I've never heard the word "said" so much in any one song. If he wanted to create a long opus, he should have taken a cue from Donna Summer and made the song actually climax as some point.

PS - I could never hate on Thriller, even to this day!

RipHer2Shreds said:

When I heard this part I think I was just flabbergasted. It's sooo poorly written.

I love/hate how he's in someone else's house with a gun threatening to kill somebody; how everyone justifies their adultery; how he's quick to get on his own wife when he thinks she's cheating as he gets home from some chic's house whose real name he doesn't even know.

A bigger more interesting ending would have been if one of them announced they had 'the virus'.
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GrayKing said:

Whaaaat? There are five versions of this?? Kill me now!

I caught the video a few days ago. Diabolical.

That'll be another R Kelly album I won't be buying, then.

RipHer2Shreds said:

I only got 2 part 2, and I was just like I CANT WAIT FOR MORE! So I didnt read it cuz I dont wanna destroy the story.

Oh yeah if thiller came out today and Mike was dressed in a costume, yall would trash that

Now Ghosts movie was good

onenitealone said:

paisleypark4 said:

How are we supposed to enjoy the video/movie/song when it's a piece of shit? I really need to investigate that.

paisleypark4 said:

R.Kelly's doing this because his "Mr. Bigg" concept worked so well.
If it worked once...

VoicesCarry said:

MsLegs said:

I KNOW!!!!Him and that closet is gettin' on my nerves! After what he did he doesn't need to sing those kind of songs for a while.


"HE'S COMIN' TO THE CLOSET!!!!HE GETS CLOSER TO THE CLOSET!!!!D@#$! HE'S OPENIN' THE CLOSET!!!" I mean what kind of mess is that?!
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kookie said:

Hotlegs said:

And did you see the part where his wife or somebody said: "O my gosh I'm bout to climax!" I just fell out laughing

Was that Elise Neal in the video as his wife?

VoicesCarry said:

You know what,the first time I saw her I thought the same thing! Are you talking about the one that had the cream robe on,and she was gently pushing him back?

kookie said:

Yep! I've only seen the video once, though (it was enough ) and I thought, "Dayum, WTF are you doing in this trash, Elise, baby?"

kookie said:

Now that's some shit right there. Since when do you say you're about to climax, I must say R-Kelly has lost his damn mind. What The Fuck

Hotlegs said:

Darling, I am about to climax. Would you like some tea with that?