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Thread started 06/19/05 11:27pm

AlienX2050

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Oh my God...Can someone say Jessica Simpson has no ass. Even with Daisy Dukes on.

Can someone say no ass...



Can someone say no ass...

Now, don't get me wrong...she's cute and sexy looking...

I just can't help but to think...hmmm

No thump in the truck.
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Reply #1 posted 06/19/05 11:58pm

BobGeorge909

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Dissappointingly sad...sad...but true...cry
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Reply #2 posted 06/20/05 1:07am

Hotlegs

BobGeorge909 said:

Dissappointingly sad...sad...but true...cry

nod This poor child needs a fucking reality check quick.
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Reply #3 posted 06/20/05 5:08am

AlienX2050

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Hotlegs said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Dissappointingly sad...sad...but true...cry

nod This poor child needs a fucking reality check quick.



Nice legs but no butt.

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Reply #4 posted 06/20/05 6:49am

1LUV

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Most of americas' "most beautiful" epeople fall into this catagory...top heavy w/no ass at all...sad very sad but a flat back is the europeon standard that has been set.
I mean Kelly Clarkson(sp?) Ms. AMerican Idol has a nice shape but the first thing they played down were her hips and ass

Sad so sad....some men actually enjoy an ass...
I find it lonely being a loner
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Reply #5 posted 06/20/05 7:09am

RipHer2Shreds

I was gonna ask why this thread was in this forum, but then I realized she has a career beyond the pages of Us Weekly.
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Reply #6 posted 06/20/05 7:19am

beret1022

She has no ass. I really don't know why she was chosen to play Daisy Duke. They could have used Jennifer Lopez as daisy duke.
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Reply #7 posted 06/20/05 7:23am

minneapolisgen
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beret1022 said:

She has no ass. I really don't know why she was chosen to play Daisy Duke. They could have used Jennifer Lopez as daisy duke.

confuse But Daisy Duke didn't even have a big ass anyway. Ass wasn't really that popular in the 70s. Legs were. nod

I have no idea if this movie is set in the 70s though. Is it a remake set in modern times? hmm
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Reply #8 posted 06/20/05 8:07am

beret1022

minneapolisgenius said:

beret1022 said:

She has no ass. I really don't know why she was chosen to play Daisy Duke. They could have used Jennifer Lopez as daisy duke.

confuse But Daisy Duke didn't even have a big ass anyway. Ass wasn't really that popular in the 70s. Legs were. nod

I have no idea if this movie is set in the 70s though. Is it a remake set in modern times? hmm
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From what I remember, the original Daisy Duke had a nice round backside and very shapely thighs. I mean her behind wasn't anything major, but it wasn't totally flat like Jessica S either.
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Reply #9 posted 06/20/05 8:11am

Hotlegs

beret1022 said:

minneapolisgenius said:


confuse But Daisy Duke didn't even have a big ass anyway. Ass wasn't really that popular in the 70s. Legs were. nod

I have no idea if this movie is set in the 70s though. Is it a remake set in modern times? hmm
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From what I remember, the original Daisy Duke had a nice round backside and very shapely thighs. I mean her behind wasn't anything major, but it wasn't totally flat like Jessica S either.

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Reply #10 posted 06/20/05 8:12am

VoicesCarry

Looks like they padded her ass in the movie...

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Reply #11 posted 06/20/05 8:13am

Hotlegs

VoicesCarry said:

Looks like they padded her ass in the movie...


Not much.
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Reply #12 posted 06/20/05 8:14am

VoicesCarry

Hotlegs said:

VoicesCarry said:

Looks like they padded her ass in the movie...


Not much.


Yeah, but I think it's more the fact that she's lost even more weight since shooting finished. I liked her better when she was heavier. I like meat. razz
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Reply #13 posted 06/20/05 8:18am

saintsation

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i said same thing when i saw the video, she has no ass. Good video though.
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Reply #14 posted 06/20/05 8:20am

beret1022

She has great legs though! I wonder how she got them like that!
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Reply #15 posted 06/20/05 8:23am

BobGeorge909

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Hotlegs said:

BobGeorge909 said:

Dissappointingly sad...sad...but true...cry

nod This poor child needs a fucking reality check quick.




Do U mean ME or HER!
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Reply #16 posted 06/20/05 8:26am

Fleshofmyflesh

Look, there is justice in this world. God is a just God.
You don't get to have face, hair and a rack like that -- and an ass too.
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Reply #17 posted 06/20/05 9:17am

Hotlegs

BobGeorge909 said:

Hotlegs said:


nod This poor child needs a fucking reality check quick.




Do U mean ME or HER!

Her flat ass.
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Reply #18 posted 06/20/05 11:07am

SweetKreme

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VoicesCarry said:

Looks like they padded her ass in the movie...




It's just the way she's standing-- it's a model trick! lol sad!
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Reply #19 posted 06/20/05 11:13am

Hotlegs

SweetKreme said:

VoicesCarry said:

Looks like they padded her ass in the movie...




It's just the way she's standing-- it's a model trick! lol sad!

Flat ass trick at that. lol
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Reply #20 posted 06/20/05 8:16pm

JesseDezz

Glad I'm not the only one who likes Kelly Clarkson's body. I just hate the fact that she makes jokes about her big behind, as if she's ashamed of it. It looks just fine to me razz
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Reply #21 posted 06/20/05 8:54pm

meltwithu

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now THIS is an ASS..applebottom/junk-in-da-trunk.badunkadunk booty...serena

you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #22 posted 06/20/05 9:00pm

diamondpearl1

meltwithu said:

now THIS is an ASS..applebottom/junk-in-da-trunk.badunkadunk booty...serena



in the words of jesse johnson and james brown..good god!!
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Reply #23 posted 06/20/05 9:04pm

Chico319

hammer
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Reply #24 posted 06/20/05 9:06pm

Chico319



she looks good too me! drool biggrin
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Reply #25 posted 06/20/05 9:25pm

meltwithu

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Chico319 said:[quote]

you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #26 posted 06/20/05 9:33pm

Chico319

confuse
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Reply #27 posted 06/20/05 9:46pm

JeriCurl

meltwithu said:

now THIS is an ASS..applebottom/junk-in-da-trunk.badunkadunk booty...serena



That's a nice ass but it's not Serena's ass...known fake...sorry sad
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Reply #28 posted 06/21/05 12:04am

whodknee

beret1022 said:

minneapolisgenius said:


confuse But Daisy Duke didn't even have a big ass anyway. Ass wasn't really that popular in the 70s. Legs were. nod

I have no idea if this movie is set in the 70s though. Is it a remake set in modern times? hmm
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From what I remember, the original Daisy Duke had a nice round backside and very shapely thighs. I mean her behind wasn't anything major, but it wasn't totally flat like Jessica S either.



That's funny because I remember the opposite. The original Daisy Duke had no business wearing shorts like that, her ass was so flat. smile
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Reply #29 posted 06/21/05 12:08am

whodknee

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She has no ass. I really don't know why she was chosen to play Daisy Duke. They could have used Jennifer Lopez as daisy duke.



J-Lo as Daisy Duke? lol I don't think that would work down there in Hazard county. Besides Daisy is supposed to be fine with nice legs. J-Lo has the ass but that's about it.
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