i hate comical music. music doesnt belong to music.
except for ZAPPA, who i totally love.
-> Why does it hurt when i pee?

Who made that song that goes: "Dont Mess With My Tootoo"?

minneapolisgenius said:

"....take Spanish in high school and get a B."


haha!!

oops, didn't see the post above.


"Beaners, eat beans."


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theAudience said:

Mezzican amer'cans dont like to get uuuuup earrrrrlyyyyy in the morrrrrniiiiing so they do itttt real slowwwww

"dad, i'm in jail" by Was (not was) cracks me up and scares the shit outta me at the same time.

hammer "pump it up (its time for the news), both video and song. Song is great fun. Hammer is a mongoose apparantly. too big MC just shouts "hammer" and "ywah hit 'em hammer" numoures times (and randonly too), it is funny.

"Don Quichotte" - Magazine 60

sextonseven said:

Oh my God. I thought I was the only person that new that song.

"Oy tambien siquen luchando... no senor"



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Girlfriend In A Coma, Big Mouth Strikes Again, The Last of the Famous International Playboys.


Pretty much anything that Morrissey sings and writes.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I like how the operator keeps telling the British guy, ¡No señor, Don Quixote y Sancho Panza no estan aqui!

sextonseven said:

That is really funny. I think I still have the 12". I remember buying that and another song featuring a phone operater. It's called Taste's So Good by File 13. "I like to watch, whatever you desire, I know you'll like it." Sex phone call.

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Oh yeah, look at my sig people! I forgot "rico suave" by Gerardo




"There's not a woman that can handle
A man like me
That's why I juggle two or three"

dreamfactory313 said:

Bobby "Blue" Bland and Denise LaSalle both have versions of Don't Mess With My Tutu out there.


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I bought the 12" back in 86 after the song got lots of airplay on our local dance station. (Hot 103 NYC circa 1986-87 was one of my favorite radio stations ever. Imagine a station that played any song that got played in clubs regardless of the genre, just as long as it was danceable--from Erasure, the B-52's and Sparks to Janet Jackson, Expose and J.M. Silk. They eventually dropped the alternative stuff from their playlist and focused more on freestyle and house, but that first year that they were on the air, I would listen to them non-stop.) I almost sold the 12" a few years ago, but played it one last time and thought better and kept it.

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RipHer2Shreds said:

Wait a minute.
Isn't that the song Tommy Chong sang that only had that one word as the lyric?

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theAudience said:

"Don't Mess With My Too Too. Don't Mess With My Too Too. I Heard You Had Another Women. Don't Mess With My Too Too."

RipHer2Shreds said:

Aha! Here's the answer.
Beaners was a Tommy Chong throw-in after Cheech's performance of Mexican-Americans.

[Cheech]
Mexican Americans dont like to just get into gang fights they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and Chema and have a son-in-law named Jeff.

Mexican Americans dont like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.

(Ya leave that in)

Mexican Americans love their nana's and their nono's and their nina's and their nino's

nanonanoninaninonooooo

Mexican Americans dont like to go to the movies where the dude has to where contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown cuz don't it make my brown eyes blue.

[Cheech]
And thats all I got how do you like it?

[Chong]
Oh yeah that's good

[Cheech]
It's like a protest tune

[Chong]
Yeah I dig that but while you were singing that I wrote another tune

[Cheech]
Oh yeah

[Chong]
It's like the same thing only different wanna hear it

[Cheech]
Yeah let's hear it

[Chong]
It's more rock n roll

[Cheech]
Alright we'll get down

[Chong]
Beaners....Beaners
I have to work more on the lyrics but its kinda like that

[Cheech]
Yeah that's heavy



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theAudience said:

Ahhhh! Thank you! I couldnt think of her name to save my soul! Denise LaSalle!
When I was a kid my grand dad used to play this song and me and my cousins would die laughing!

MsLegs said:

Hotlegs said:

oh my god I remember being about 12 I guess, when they performed "Short Dick Man" on this MTV special and we were on vacation at the time in the hotel watching tv. I still remember my mom and dad's reaction while they were doing this song...the lead singer was wearing nothing but black boots,fishnet stockings and this short jersey that was supposed to be a dress. In the middle of the song, she bent over revealing her black panties It's funny how, I can remember little things like what she was wearing. They had that other song "Mr. Personality" too....god they must've crushed a bunch of men's egos. I think it was Gillette with 20 Fingers though. Wonder what ever happened to them?

HulkHogan said:

I figured sooner or later someone would admit to remembering this song. Shit, they used to play this song all the time at the house clubs where I lived back then.

"Asshole"by Denis Leary

anything by blowfly.

President's Rap - Rich Little
Rappin' Duke - Shawn Brown
Wikka Wrap - The Evasions
The Streak - ? (Country song from the 1970s)

Denise also did a follow up to "Don't Mess With My Tu Tu" called "Look What Can Happen To You (If You Get Caught Messin' With My Tu Tu)"

She raps on this song. She talks about how she made Purple Rain down on Prince. She also said she raised her wand and cast her spell and The Fat Boys were skinny as a rail. She even raps about the blues artists messing with her tu tu such as B. B. King, Bobby "Blue" Bland, Bobby Rush, Johnny Tayler, etc. She said the tu tu was there but they were too old to get it.

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"You're gonna have yourself a case, I'm gonna break your face".

I love that crazy ass woman. She's like our local answer to Millie Jackson. I saw a Denise LaSalle DVD last weekend. I've got to pick this one up.

vainandy said:

That'd be...



...Ray Stevens


The above comp includes The Streak along with his other funny novelty hits...
Gitarzan
Ahab the Arab
Bridget the Midget
Shriner's Convention

He also had a big time conventional hit with Everything Is Beautiful.


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Another favorite of the Org Dickologist is:

Strokin By Clarence Carter

"I'm Strokin. I'm Strokin To The East. And Stroke It To The West.."

theAudience said:

MsLegs said:

larryluvlife said:

You beat me to it!!

Also would like to add:

Sam Kinison - Wild thing
Cheech and Chong - I'm a man (M.A.N.)
Weird Al - Amish Paradise