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Brittany Schpeers, Jenny Lo. and R. Kelly are geniuses.  | |
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Shit, you made me laugh out loud at work. | |
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No talent at all and loaded, the lot of 'em. Perhaps they really are geniuses! |
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS A MUSICAL GENIUS Top musicologist claims... If you think Britney Spears is a lightweight pop princess whose chief assets are her flat belly, perky boobs and cute, fast-wiggling bubble butt, get ready to start singing a different tune. A leading musicologist claims the blonde superstar is a musical genius! "It takes a trained ear to appreciate Miss Spears' remarkable talent," declares Bernard Creighton-Limm, a renowned composer and music theorist. "To the three Bs -- Bach, Brahms and Beethoven -- you can add a fourth: Britney." | |
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While to the untrained ear, Britney's chart-topping hits may sound like generic bubble-gum pop geared to the teenybopper set, the British expert insists that her music is loaded with sophisticated techniques. "Miss Spears' ingenious use of advanced musical techniques such as agogic accent, deceptive cadence and melisma is astonishingly brilliant -- it hearkens back to the golden age of classical music," enthuses Creighton- Limm, who voiced his sentiments at a symposium of fellow musicologists held at Oxford University. "Despite her youth, Miss Spears' body of work puts her on a par with the best that Western culture has ever produced. "And the fact that her work is so accessible to the masses makes it all the more awe-inspiring." | |
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Marrk said: No talent at all and loaded, the lot of 'em. Perhaps they really are geniuses!
You know what you hit it right on the head. They must be geniuses to get where they are with no talent, so I would said it's probably true! | |
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The other thread got shut down. I wonder if the R. Kelly conversation will continue here.  Been gone for a minute, now I'm back with the jump off | |
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To be fair they all have some talent, especially R. Kelly. Geniuses they are not. Ah, fuck it... we're all geniuses. How's that? |
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"Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: 
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R. Kelly is a musical genius if you think about it... | |
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ABeautifulOne said: R. Kelly is a musical genius if you think about it...
In the same way rape is skewed "consensual." | |
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ABeautifulOne said: R. Kelly is a musical genius if you think about it...
I'd rather not. And before anyone asks, 'You are Not Alone' is rubbish, apart from that really long note MJ holds towards the end and splits into three, but that's HIS genius at work not Bob's. . [Edited 6/10/05 16:07pm] |
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Marrk said: ABeautifulOne said: R. Kelly is a musical genius if you think about it...
I'd rather not. And before anyone asks, 'You are Not Alone' is rubbish, apart from that really long note MJ holds towards the end and splits into three, but that's HIS genius at work not Bob's. . [Edited 6/10/05 16:07pm] Umm before you get all high and mighty YANA never even came to my mind... | |
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Marrk said: ABeautifulOne said: R. Kelly is a musical genius if you think about it...
I'd rather not. And before anyone asks, 'You are Not Alone' is rubbish, apart from that really long note MJ holds towards the end and splits into three, but that's HIS genius at work not Bob's. . [Edited 6/10/05 16:07pm] That 3 note thing is mike cheating as he cannot hold it long enough. | |
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Putting britney and j lo is the same catogory as r kelly is just wrong. R kelly, along with devante swing, defined the 90's rnb slowjam. So no dice.
U should put janet with britney and jlo too. Janet ain't shit really talent wise either. U know jam and lewis made her. [Edited 6/10/05 16:35pm] | |
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J-LO IS A MUSICAL GENIUS  and a great dancer too. and have any of u seen the "get Right' video??? i'd like to see any of u do those moves with makeup on and in 4 inch manolo blahnik heels  "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Xavier23 said: J-LO IS A MUSICAL GENIUS
and a great dancer too. and have any of u seen the "get Right' video??? i'd like to see any of u do those moves with makeup on and in 4 inch manolo blahnik heels So is mc hammer then.
"hammerman, hammer,hammerman, hammer....." | |
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thesexofit said: Xavier23 said: J-LO IS A MUSICAL GENIUS
and a great dancer too. and have any of u seen the "get Right' video??? i'd like to see any of u do those moves with makeup on and in 4 inch manolo blahnik heels So is mc hammer then.
"hammerman, hammer,hammerman, hammer....." oh please, Hammer?? at least J-lo still has a job. the only job Hammer has now is asking ppl "hello sir, may i take ur luggage up to ur room?".... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Xavier23 said: thesexofit said: So is mc hammer then.
"hammerman, hammer,hammerman, hammer....." oh please, Hammer?? at least J-lo still has a job. the only job Hammer has now is asking ppl "hello sir, may i take ur luggage up to ur room?".... Hammer is a minister now. He married tommy lee apparantly. Jlo is lucky as she can act ok, though she needs to push herself into deeper roles though. "monster in law" was rubbish. Surely even u can see that. But I admit she works her ass off it seems (which is why she pumps and dumps men) | |
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