Is this painful to watch, or what?
She is trying SO hard to compete with the other sluts in the industry.
She really used to seem like someone who wouldn't stoop to that shit.
Boy, was I wrong.

And the odd thing is, she doesn't even look comfortable acting that way.

It's a trainwreck.


And the vocals ?!?!?! Oh, let me stop...

I kinda like the video. In a its so painful it's funny kind of way. The line dancing is just...

You can't take Jessica seriously, or you'll get a headache...

oh god...she's horrible. When she first came out, I thought she was a pretty decent singer. But now I guess she's too busy being fake and playing dumb that she haven't got the time to really work on her vocals. And her dad strikes again in the making of the video. He's watching her while she's in that skimpy bikini washing that car. ewww. I'd ban my dad from the shoot if I knew I was gonna be humping all over a car half naked and wet with suds all over my body. He even commented that she looked great, which I mean it's nothing wrong with that. It's just the scene she was in while he was saying that.


typo
[Edited 6/17/05 19:17pm]

Jessica Simspon sucks!! i'm surprised i forgot to list her songs on the worst songs of 2005 thread

fleshofyourflesh said:

I was about to say that I was sick of the fact that whenever any woman does anything slightly sexual in a video, song, photo shot, etc, that critics scream"Damn that slut Britney" but in the case of this video, the cliche is very apt! However, keep in mind this is for a movie where she plays a slutty and/or scantily clad character. And say what you want, she looks awesome! That being said, I beat that gross dad of hers is eating this up.

Xavier23 said:

Other than this, she hasn't released any songs this year.