Have you guys heard that song where they dis Tyra?
I can't tell you the name of the song, nor the exact lyrics. (I'm not a fan.)
But my husband bought the CD and in it they say something like:

"I wouldn't touch Mariah, even if she was in bed naked with Ashanti. Because Mariah has a forehead like Tyra."

Now I can see dissing Mariah (it's just plain fun) but why would Tyra deserve that? IMO, she must've blew them off at some event so they decided to put her down.


And BTW, putting Ashanti above Tyra?????
Puleeeeeze

Yeah I remember hearing that and thinking WTF? Why do grown men bother to dis women on wax especially those that aren't rappers looking to do battle? Don't worry, the question is rhetorical.

JackieBlue said:

Thank you!
When the hell did Tyra Banks ever provoke anyone?
And I'm SURE Ashanti deserves better treatment than Tyra???
Ashanti is a world class BITCH.

the game is no damn centerfold himself.

Anxiety said:

Right?!?!
YIKES

I wouldn't touch Mariah, even if she was in bed naked with Ashanti. Because Mariah has a forehead like Tyra

Excuse me?

Thats the PUSSIEST line I eva heard

And what cracks me up is how those niggas walk around acting HARD unbelievable

Okay, just for the record, here's the lyric:

And I'll do anything but I won't fuck Mariah
Even if she had Ashanti butt naked in bed
cause she got a forehead just like Tyra

Harlepolis said:

There goes that ole dumbass lesbian fantasy again. If Mariah was in bed with Ashanti, chances are she wouldn't want none of his ass anyway.
[Edited 6/1/05 15:19pm]

Fleshofmyflesh said:

that's got all the flow of a broken lawnmower.

Anxiety said:

I'm saying

Those mofos are fucked up in everything even when it comes to,,,,a DISS

Well, on one hand, LL spoke out Madonna's name on wax, Redman has called out women he's supposedly been with countless times (tho clearly he was joking), Em has dissed Britney Spears, etc. Most rappers have rhymed out fantasies/disses of famous women. Ice-T called Barbara Bush a "crippled b---h" on O.G.

But this is ridiculous. It's like Carmelo Anthony dissing Lisa Leslie's game and refusing to criticize his own teammates.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Well, whatever. Let me tell ya'll this, if it was ME, and I caught Mariah in bed with Ashanti AND Tyra, forehead or no forehead, I'm JUMPING in that motherfucker. And let the swimming for skin begin! U can believe that shit. I would be one happy fish!

diss songs are wack and childish. they are desperate measures to selling that trash they call music..yet some people are dumb enough to buy it and break their neck to listen to it. no lives what-so-ever....

why shouldn't they try listening to real hip hop...like Common? or Mos Def? Gosh if you gonna rap, if you gonna do anything, then take your time and do it right!!!

Why should we care?

VoicesCarry said:

I sware, you look for my threads just to post opposing comments.
Admit it.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Huh? This is childish shit. They probably picked Tyra's name out of a hat - it could have been anyone.

VoicesCarry said:

Yeah, not many rhyme with Mariah.
And you know how important the rhyming is...

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Shania woulda been a better fit.

Anxiety said:

Tell'em Anxiety. His flow is fucked big time excuse my french. The Game is lame.

Anxiety said:

so true.

ol' egghead Tyra could probably come up with a good rebuttal...

CinisterCee said:

What I'm wonderin' is why they didn't use the lyric, "Because Mariah has a fivehead like Tyra."

VoicesCarry said:

Or my favorite - four by fourhead

Urm well obvsiously people diss Tyra for having a big forehead and he was just comparing Mariah to her. I think it was more of a diss to Mariah cause well with Tyra its well known. Still their crappy rapping/dissing for no good reason.
Rap nowdays

VoicesCarry said:

cuz you consistantly write better lyrics than R.Kelly and Fitty, Josh.

CinisterCee said:

Yes, but put enough monkeys in a room with enough typewriters to match and that's a guaranteed result.

I may be slow (uk always is) but I just caught "just a little bit" video the other day. Fucking awful song. Worse then "candy shop". Its the same song as "candy shop".

thesexofit said:

co-sign

In his song dreams didn't he say something like he wanted to hook up with Mya after seeing her in King magazine. And if I can recall correctly Mya doesn't exactly have a small forhead.

u have to admit though, tyra's forehead is huge

Well, let's be real about this. It's all about the ego, and it's a lot easier to diss her than it is somebody who can kick his ass.