ha!

more like Pathetic. i've never seen such a turbulant downward spiral. well, except for milli vanilli...

I thought you were a Britney fan?

can you handle my truth?

SO GAY!

Does the bitch even PLAY a piano?
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this is such a mistake. i'm thinking a mistake of career ending proportions.

purplegypsy said:

Rhetorical question if there ever was one

VoicesCarry said:

i'm also a prince fan but i'll tell you in a second how awful newpowersoul is as well as graffiti bridge. being a fan of someone's music doesn't mean i'm gonna love everything that person does.

SassyBritches said:

No, I was talking about the part where you compared her to Milli Vanilli. At least you were being honest.

purplegypsy said:

what truth? that you look terrible without make up? that your white trash roots are showing? good grief...

and no, that girl does not play piano. by the way, someone needs to tell her its not called a "big ol' piano," it's called a baby grand piano.

she's mixed her southern accent with ebonics...

VoicesCarry said:

its true, no? the only career i've seen fall faster is that of milli vanilli's. i want her to watch this and be embarrassed for herself. learn something...please. i really loved "in the zone" and its such a shame this is what's become of her.

um, but who is this HOT english trl host...

UM...the scene in the limo where she's singing to the radio - is this the first time we've heard her sing live??? she sucks!

purplegypsy said:

There's a backup loop playing on the car stereo.

SassyBritches said:

I want to watch so I can confirm for myself how bad it is but I just can't do it. Not to mention half of it looks like it's filmed by the the crew of Blair Witch Project.

"Mommy, my eyes hurt!"

Over at Trent's blog, he suggested everyone submit hilarious questions for the newlyweds:



I couldn't ask the questions I really wanted to ask (Britney, what the crap is wrong with you?! or Britney, at what point did you completely lose your mind?) because it prolly wouldn't get answered ... submit your questions now and see if you get a response.

I feel a "madonna truth or dare" scene coming up...
Britney: "What's your favorite sexual position?"

god...she should just stop talking. is she really in her 20's? perhaps she's mildly brain damaged. no, i'm sorry i take it back. i just insulted all the mildly brain damaged people of the world. they know better than this...

what's a hizzy-o?

purplegypsy said:

A ho in Snoop-speak?

i'm physically unable to change the channel. really. its like a traffic accident.
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*purplegypsy takes out truth or dare dvd*

JC needs to SLAP THAT HO!

"He was in this band called N Sync - you may not known them" - OY VEY.

purplegypsy said:

and procedes to beat britney over the head with it, lol!
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SassyBritches said:

You knew she was stupid all along, though. I mean that's not exactly a revelation

Or are you just shocked at the scale of her stupidity?

sassy are you still coming to NY friday?

VoicesCarry said:

i always thought she was immature and would eventually grow out of it. i mean, i've always had to remind myself that she's only a kid. that can only get you so far, though, and she's since passed that point. in my eyes, she's gone from "kid" stupidity to just plain stupid. what a shame...all that money yet brains can't be bought.

purplegypsy said:

plans are in the air right now...i may not be going to the east coast at all. i'll know tomorrow for sure.
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SassyBritches said:

Hate to say I told you so (all those org convos we had about it ). Britney has absolutely nothing to offer that isn't defined by her handlers.
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SassyBritches said:

NOOOOO! oh god! i'm hyperventilating! I bought straws!