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Thread started 05/16/05 12:07pm

JANFAN4L

Happy Birthday, JANET*!

39 years and more beautiful and stronger than ever. NJOI this day.



Much heart & Respect, JANFAN4L
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Reply #1 posted 05/16/05 12:09pm

AcutenPetiteGr
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I don't think she cares you remembered her birthday...



First
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Reply #2 posted 05/16/05 12:18pm

JANFAN4L

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

I don't think she cares you remembered her birthday...



First


She does.



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Reply #3 posted 05/16/05 12:19pm

GlitterStream

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DAMN!! 39? Shit! I thought she was younger than that..and STILL looking fine as hell. Happy B-day J.J.!!
Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!!
LET'S DO IT!!!
(funky geetaw solo)
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Reply #4 posted 05/16/05 12:21pm

VoicesCarry

AcutenPetiteGrl said:

I don't think she cares you remembered her birthday...



First


My, aren't we all sunshine and rainbows today?

Anyway, in honor of Janet: BOOTY COLLAGES (thanks to floacist at Janet-Xone)





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Reply #5 posted 05/16/05 12:26pm

JANFAN4L

::::SEEN & HEARD



Janet pictured with Coretta Scott King at 2005 Atlanta Heroes Awards in April

Proceeds from the event benefit the chapter's professional arts education programs and the MusiCares Foundation.

[Edited 5/16/05 12:27pm]
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Reply #6 posted 05/16/05 1:27pm

Nikster

GlitterStream said:

DAMN!! 39? Shit! I thought she was younger than that..and STILL looking fine as hell. Happy B-day J.J.!!



lol

Well, until the chica LOOKS like she's over 30...she ain't over 30 wink
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Reply #7 posted 05/16/05 1:28pm

Nikster

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANET!!


dancing jig woot! party woot! dancing jig
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Reply #8 posted 05/16/05 1:50pm

JANFAN4L

Nikster said:

GlitterStream said:

DAMN!! 39? Shit! I thought she was younger than that..and STILL looking fine as hell. Happy B-day J.J.!!



lol

Well, until the chica LOOKS like she's over 30...she ain't over 30 wink


True dat. biggrin
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Reply #9 posted 05/16/05 2:38pm

squiddyren

Best birthday wishes, Jan! nod
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Reply #10 posted 05/16/05 3:18pm

dreamfactory31
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Happy b-day Janet! Ive been in love with you for as long as I remember.
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Reply #11 posted 05/16/05 3:24pm

miguelbulcao

Happy birthday, Janet!

Guess it's time 2 admit that I'm also a jan fan confused and that I have bougt her albums from 1989 onward cool
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Reply #12 posted 05/16/05 3:26pm

thesexofit

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Voices loves that ass.
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Reply #13 posted 05/16/05 3:41pm

miguelbulcao

thesexofit said:

Voices loves that ass.


Don't we all! wink
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Reply #14 posted 05/16/05 3:43pm

BoOTyLiCioUs

Hey..Michael Jackson did first did the moonwalk 22 years ago on May 16 which is also Janet's birthday!. Also Motown was formed on this day, 45 years ago.
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Reply #15 posted 05/16/05 3:50pm

sosgemini

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heres to janet getting a fashion clue when making public appearances (like the one above with coretta) and in her concerts..


and heres to no more "sexually" themed albums..


happy b-day girl!!! woot!
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Reply #16 posted 05/16/05 5:24pm

JANFAN4L

BoOTyLiCioUs said:

Hey..Michael Jackson did first did the moonwalk 22 years ago on May 16 which is also Janet's birthday!. Also Motown was formed on this day, 45 years ago.


...and today is Ralph "Mr. Sensitivity" Tresvant's b-day as well.
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Reply #17 posted 05/16/05 9:19pm

lilgish

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Gifts
heart
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Reply #18 posted 05/16/05 9:24pm

SassyBritches

happy birthday, janet!

now get your ass out on a tour soon!

kisses,
jason
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Reply #19 posted 05/16/05 9:25pm

sosgemini

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lilgish said:



Gifts
heart



omg

this should be called "innocense lost"....


they look so...so, normal.

giggle
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Reply #20 posted 05/16/05 10:23pm

JANFAN4L

lilgish said:



Gifts
heart



Beautiful photographs.

Fotografias hermosas.
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Reply #21 posted 05/16/05 10:44pm

GlitterStream

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aww...that could be me and my sister. Before she started smoking and before i came out.
Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!!
LET'S DO IT!!!
(funky geetaw solo)
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Reply #22 posted 05/16/05 10:50pm

paisleypark4

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Damn my idols are getting older cry

I need that All Nite Dont Stop video. WHY did they have to put the LIVE version of Just A Little While on that DVD stopping me from buying it!? cry one day they will correct it.



Have u seen that picture? SHE HAS BRAIDS in her hair! needs 2 keep it that way.

Happy B Day though U will never see this janet.
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #23 posted 05/16/05 11:06pm

ehuffnsd

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Happy Bday J
You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis
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Reply #24 posted 05/17/05 12:44am

GlitterStream

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Starkisha: ooh girl We gonna see us some Janet Jackson

Appreciante: Starkisha, you know I’m her biggest FAN

Starkisha: girl please, Im her biggest fan cuz I got all her albums on cassette

(crowd pushing around)

Starkishia: Excuse YOU, no you didn’t

White man: I am so sorry, so sorry the croud pushed me into you I promice it was an accident.

White woman: yes, even thought you cut in line, it was an accident

Starkisha: well, did the crowd make you grab my butt like that?

White man: excuse me I did no such thing … honey she is lying!

Starkisha: I knew you could’ t resist because this bootie heree is a white-boys magnent

Appreciante: uh oh, Say your Name

Starkisha: (Singing)
"I say my name is Starkisha My booties soft to touch the girls think I’m janet 'cuz they like to miss me much they miss me mu-u-uch."

Appreciante & Starkisha: (singing)
"I Can miss you much!"
(doing the dance rutine from Miss U Much viedo)

Appreciante & Starkisha: ooh ooh we next we next

Ticket girl: Next please.

Starkisha: 3 tickets to see Janet Jackson please

Ticket girl: Im sorry the upper level seats are SOLD OUT.

Starkisha: What makes you think we want to sit in the upper level seats?

Appreciante: That’s raticial.

Ticket girl: We do have floor seats still avalible. 5th row center

Starkisha: oh no 5th row Appreciante uuuuuh uuuuuh (high fiving)

Appreciante: How much are doze?

Ticket girl: uhh 250 dollars a piece.

Starkisha: come here- (ticket girl comes close to the window Starkishia smacks it) two hundred and fiffy dollars. Girl you must be on crack. Now for two fiffy I better see Janet, Michael, Tito, Reebie, LaToya, Samuel L. Jackson better be on the drums and Rev Jessie Jackson better be shaken a tamboreen. Cuz all I'm gonna give you is an Andrew Jackson. What you got for that?

Escalante: Hey yall, wassup wassup wassup?

Starkisha & Appreciante: Hey Escalante wassup?

Escalante: we at the front of the line already

White man: (raises hands in the air) aruggggg

Starkisha: Escalante now where have you been cuz it don’t take that long to park no car?

Escalante: Awe girl, I know. I saw Travis and he wuz followin me. So I had to drive arroun until I lost him

White woman: gosh. Is Travis an ex-boyfriend that is stalking you or something? I-I had one of those

Escalante: No Travis is the repo man trying to take my ’92 centra, and Stay out my business—O K (pause) We get some tickets yet? We Get some tickets, y'all?

White man: uh, NO They havent

Escalante: Well, Im gettn mine cuz I luz me some Janet! (singing Pleasure Principal) Pleasure principal Uhooooo Uhooooo HAAAAAY

Starkisha: hode up but hode up but hode up but the tickets are two fiffy dollas.

Escalante: You jokin, right, Janet did bumped her head if she think Escolantae’ gonna payn two fiffy. She ain't all that.

Starkisha: SHE AIN'T ALL THAT!

Appreciante: Shore ain't!

Escalante: you know I heard that she was seceretly had a baby and sold it to her brother Jackie.

Both: faareal

Escalante: I also heard she s secretly got married to Jermaine DuPree while she was still secretly married to that Riecko Suave’ man.

Both: oooh faareal

White Woman: oh really? is that true? That is so unbelieveable.

White man: honey don’t

Escalante: and I also heard she took two aher ribs outta her waist just to make it smaller

Starkisha: Now that aint true.

Appreciante: I herd it too

White woman: yes that is true it is true I have heard that also

Escalante: I also heard that she and Michael are the same person

Starkisha: no see that would explane the ticket price (hit window)

White man: what about that super bowl incident? That’s…..

Starkisha: BOOOOO!!! (right up in the White man's ear)

Escalante: WHO CARES!! I'm so tired of that

White man honey lets go we willjust get our tickest online

White woman: Sweetheart, please! I am hanging with my “PEEPS”

White man: (to the black man) Excuse me sir can you help us out?

Black man: Look no man, I don’t know them.

White man: well um could you please…..

Black man: Look, no I am just as afraid of people like that as you are.

White man: allright ok fine. Fine. Fine.

Escalante: I'm leavin she aint all that Janet aint all that She is Trippin

Starkisha: SHE IS TRIPPEN!!

Appreciante: TRRRIIIPPPEN!

Passerby: I’ve got one ticket back row 20 bucks

Starkisha, Escalante, Appreciante: ooh give me that ticket (all running after the man yelling)
HAPPY BIRFFDAY JANET!!
Who's gonna stop 200 Balloons?
YO MAMA!!
LET'S DO IT!!!
(funky geetaw solo)
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Reply #25 posted 05/17/05 4:18am

jayaredee

Happy Birthday Janet


She looks like she's in her 20s, it's hard to believe she's 39
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Reply #26 posted 05/17/05 7:10am

JANFAN4L

GlitterStream said:

Starkisha: ooh girl We gonna see us some Janet Jackson

Appreciante: Starkisha, you know I’m her biggest FAN

Starkisha: girl please, Im her biggest fan cuz I got all her albums on cassette

(crowd pushing around)

Starkishia: Excuse YOU, no you didn’t

White man: I am so sorry, so sorry the croud pushed me into you I promice it was an accident.

White woman: yes, even thought you cut in line, it was an accident

Starkisha: well, did the crowd make you grab my butt like that?

White man: excuse me I did no such thing … honey she is lying!

Starkisha: I knew you could’ t resist because this bootie heree is a white-boys magnent

Appreciante: uh oh, Say your Name

Starkisha: (Singing)
"I say my name is Starkisha My booties soft to touch the girls think I’m janet 'cuz they like to miss me much they miss me mu-u-uch."

Appreciante & Starkisha: (singing)
"I Can miss you much!"
(doing the dance rutine from Miss U Much viedo)

Appreciante & Starkisha: ooh ooh we next we next

Ticket girl: Next please.

Starkisha: 3 tickets to see Janet Jackson please

Ticket girl: Im sorry the upper level seats are SOLD OUT.

Starkisha: What makes you think we want to sit in the upper level seats?

Appreciante: That’s raticial.

Ticket girl: We do have floor seats still avalible. 5th row center

Starkisha: oh no 5th row Appreciante uuuuuh uuuuuh (high fiving)

Appreciante: How much are doze?

Ticket girl: uhh 250 dollars a piece.

Starkisha: come here- (ticket girl comes close to the window Starkishia smacks it) two hundred and fiffy dollars. Girl you must be on crack. Now for two fiffy I better see Janet, Michael, Tito, Reebie, LaToya, Samuel L. Jackson better be on the drums and Rev Jessie Jackson better be shaken a tamboreen. Cuz all I'm gonna give you is an Andrew Jackson. What you got for that?

Escalante: Hey yall, wassup wassup wassup?

Starkisha & Appreciante: Hey Escalante wassup?

Escalante: we at the front of the line already

White man: (raises hands in the air) aruggggg

Starkisha: Escalante now where have you been cuz it don’t take that long to park no car?

Escalante: Awe girl, I know. I saw Travis and he wuz followin me. So I had to drive arroun until I lost him

White woman: gosh. Is Travis an ex-boyfriend that is stalking you or something? I-I had one of those

Escalante: No Travis is the repo man trying to take my ’92 centra, and Stay out my business—O K (pause) We get some tickets yet? We Get some tickets, y'all?

White man: uh, NO They havent

Escalante: Well, Im gettn mine cuz I luz me some Janet! (singing Pleasure Principal) Pleasure principal Uhooooo Uhooooo HAAAAAY

Starkisha: hode up but hode up but hode up but the tickets are two fiffy dollas.

Escalante: You jokin, right, Janet did bumped her head if she think Escolantae’ gonna payn two fiffy. She ain't all that.

Starkisha: SHE AIN'T ALL THAT!

Appreciante: Shore ain't!

Escalante: you know I heard that she was seceretly had a baby and sold it to her brother Jackie.

Both: faareal

Escalante: I also heard she s secretly got married to Jermaine DuPree while she was still secretly married to that Riecko Suave’ man.

Both: oooh faareal

White Woman: oh really? is that true? That is so unbelieveable.

White man: honey don’t

Escalante: and I also heard she took two aher ribs outta her waist just to make it smaller

Starkisha: Now that aint true.

Appreciante: I herd it too

White woman: yes that is true it is true I have heard that also

Escalante: I also heard that she and Michael are the same person

Starkisha: no see that would explane the ticket price (hit window)

White man: what about that super bowl incident? That’s…..

Starkisha: BOOOOO!!! (right up in the White man's ear)

Escalante: WHO CARES!! I'm so tired of that

White man honey lets go we willjust get our tickest online

White woman: Sweetheart, please! I am hanging with my “PEEPS”

White man: (to the black man) Excuse me sir can you help us out?

Black man: Look no man, I don’t know them.

White man: well um could you please…..

Black man: Look, no I am just as afraid of people like that as you are.

White man: allright ok fine. Fine. Fine.

Escalante: I'm leavin she aint all that Janet aint all that She is Trippin

Starkisha: SHE IS TRIPPEN!!

Appreciante: TRRRIIIPPPEN!

Passerby: I’ve got one ticket back row 20 bucks

Starkisha, Escalante, Appreciante: ooh give me that ticket (all running after the man yelling)
HAPPY BIRFFDAY JANET!!


clapping clapping clapping Escalanté, baby*! clapping clapping clapping
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Reply #27 posted 05/17/05 12:50pm

beret1022

She really has a big ole booty! I don't understand how Jlo got all the credit!
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Reply #28 posted 05/17/05 1:09pm

JANFAN4L

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Reply #29 posted 05/17/05 3:01pm

JANFAN4L

::::SEEN & HEARD EXCLUSIVE // Janet spends her birthday at the 22nd Annual ASCAP Pop Awards (May 16, 2005 - Beverly Hills Hotel, Beverly Hills, CA)


















[Edited 5/17/05 15:16pm]
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