VoicesCarry said:

its just in my nature to give people the benefit of the doubt. after all her bad decisions and this awful series...yeah, she's just stupid.

purplegypsy said:

there's some snags in the plans...the letters l s a t are involved.

SassyBritches said:

lsat or straw?

these two idiots deserve each other. may they have everlasting happiness together.

"[enimem] complains a lot...but it's cool."

"i'm going to marry brad pitt"

that bitch is so high on coke in that scene.

purplegypsy said:

she's far too trashy for coke...she was smoking some weed with her man. please, if ol' girl was on coke she might actually be interesting!

SassyBritches said:

Someone needs to neuter them, though. I mean, more Britneys and Kevins in this world is something we don't need!

Oh, and have you noticed that Jamie Lynn Spears (future slut no doubt....that bitch mother who pimped her kids off annoys the hell out of me) is starting to look EXACTLY like Britney did on her first album cover? Two years and the first boob job, no doubt. History repeats itself....
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I'm sorry but is this show even suitable for viewers in a 9 pm timeslot??? You would think since every other word outta brtiney's mouth is 'sex' - there would be some parental advisory before it started.
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o c'mon yall!it wasn't that bad! maybe it was if u expected alot from it...but i didn't and i found that shit HILARIOUS!

i looved the whats ur favorite sex position scene.
the only part that made me cringe was when she was like "extasy extasy! i had sex 3 times 2day", i was like aight brit tooo too much information!
but other than that i thought it was cool

Moonwalkbjrain said:

it was funny if you're a rebellious 12 year old. if you have any more than half a brain, though, it was enough to make you cringe out of embarrassment.

SassyBritches said:

I totally agree. This it worse than the Michael Jackson special that aired a couple of years ago (after the Martin Brashear documentary) where he showed his home movies. Man, it really sucked. Brit and Kevin must need some money 4 their new nursery.

they were on Ellen today and i felt like i was being sucked into a blackhole..both displayed zero personalities...

i felt bad for Ellen cause she was reaching for something entertaining and they just werent giving it....

also of note....they both had really glossy eyes and were chewing gum, HARD.

and she was wearing an outfit that showed off very thin legs and no sight of a belly which made me wonder...shouldnt she be five months by now?

what if she isnt even preggers? hopefully she isnt tooting something while pregnant..she cant be that stupid, can she?

I tuned in to watch this lame show tonight because I wanted to see [kind of in the same perverse way people examine what's in their Kleenex after they blow their nose..] for myself how annoying it would be.

I made it through about 10 or 15 minutes and couldn't take it anymore. Britney's voice was beyond irritating and the show was just plain BORING.

If Kevin and Britney had any brains at all they'd be embarrassed by this show, not reveling in the attention and acting like it's their version of Nick and Jessica's 'Newlyweds'.

(and how many supercloseups of Britney's face are really necessary, or her making a 'pig nose'. Lame)

Moonwalkbjrain said:

Not only was it too much information, but it also illustrates what a bitch Britney is considering classy Kevin was still - at that time - still technically not broken up with that Shar woman, the mother of his two kids. Nice of Britney to enthusiastically trumpet to the world how she's screwing a guy who's still not even technically unattached yet from the woman who'd just recently given birth to his second kid.

So many things bizarre...

Why is this on UPN ? Wouldn't u think a major cable network would pay alot for this "exclusive"?

What's with the chidish faces she keeps making?

How come in the interview segments she looks titted and then during the treadmill
segment they're gone!

It's a given about her intellect but is she THAT dumb she wouldn't have a pre-nup?

what are you talking about? Did she make some TV special?

I wouldn't watch shit like this if it was the only thing to watch on tv. I'm sure millions will tune in, but fortunately, I won't be one of them.

I can't believe MAdonna let this happen!

Why didn't she intervene, y'all?!

purplegypsy said:

duh!

because madonna is the devil and when she kissed britney at the mtv awards it was the kiss of death! geez...anybody can see that!

Pregnancy has brought Brittney huge boobs and a HUGE forehead! Did you notice how big her face has gotten?

Anyway we all knew the show was going to be horrible but we watch it and will continute to watch it anyway. Cuz we're all nosey and we want to bash her for being so successful when she shouldn't be.

purplegypsy said:

It's all going according to plan.

origmnd said:

Cuz she's preggo now! I'm sure all those scenes of her talking were much after the footage she shot on her own...

CarrieLee said:

i think we watch for the same reason we all rubberneck on the highway to see the corpses and gore of a traffic accident. i think she should have all the success in the world if she works for it. i just think its a shame she's pissing away all that success...

SassyBritches said:

I'm really starting to believe you this time!
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SassyBritches said:

One word for Britney: PROACTIVE!! Jeez, her skin is bad


Smooches;)

'Chaotic' shows desperate Spears using stale script
By Matthew Gilbert, Boston Globe Staff | May 18, 2005

As if aware that her musical talent is limited, Britney Spears has learned to use her private life to stay in the limelight. She has become a glutton for the tabloid lens, manufacturing personal dramas to keep the paparazzi and the public interested. Hoping to follow Madonna's example, the now-pregnant Spears is desperately trying to cultivate a Warholian celebrity that will transcend the ups and downs of her performing career. Soon enough, she must be hoping, she'll be famous simply for being famous.


Last night on Channel 38, the 23-year-old singer introduced her latest bit of showy self-exploitation, a reality project called ''Britney and Kevin: Chaotic." The six-episode UPN series is little more than a pastiche of home movies about Spears's life on the road, her longing for love, and her growing relationship with now-husband Kevin Federline. Not surprisingly, there's nothing creative or original about it, as it follows the overused blueprint of MTV's ''Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica." Like Madonna's own ''Madonna: Truth or Dare," a 1991 big-screen pioneer of today's celeb-reality craze, it's just a tedious public exercise in self-importance and striptease. As Spears tells us that ''the sex is really good" with Federline, she brings new meaning to the phrase ''too much information."

The footage is primarily from Spears's own ''Britney cam," which she frequently turns on herself in the back of her limo, or in her lavish hotel rooms, to film her own funny faces. She films members of her entourage -- her hair stylist, her dancers, her assistant, Felicia, who carries her own ''Felicia cam" -- as they suffer silly questions about love and sex. She films the photographers who wait outside her hotel room. And, after she flies Federline to Europe to join her on tour, she films him clowning around and laying in the sun. She also films him in the shower.

At one point, the smooth Federline claims that he's ''camera shy." As if. Indeed, we can probably assume there are Britney-Kevin sex clips in someone's safe or on someone's computer, just waiting to be leaked onto the Internet at a strategic moment.

All the show's rough footage is punctuated with more recent ''confessional" interviews with Spears, in which she narrates her story. But the story is really more of an aimless and clueless ramble, providing nothing more valuable than a glimpse of how pampered pop stars really live on the road. Spears tells us she's making the series to reveal to the world that she's not just a public figure, that she's human. At one point she boldly challenges our willingness to see beyond her media image: ''Can you handle my truth?" she asks. The answer is yes, we can, but we may not want to.

purplegypsy said:

hey, she does it to everybody! when did MJ start havig his problems? shortly after he and madonna had hung out. when did prince begin to lose commercial appeal? shortly after he worked with madonna. when did britney's career begin to fizzle? after the kiss and duet. when did guy ritchie's career take a hit? after he married her.

i'm saying...madonna really is the devil!

SassyBritches said:

She has been making stupid decisions lately. But I'm sure she's sick of all the bullshit that comes along with fame. I do think she'll regret doing this show though...

CarrieLee said:

maybe the joke's on us, lol! she's made her millions and hopefully invested properly so now she's sitting back doing things that require absolutely no talent or ability and making some more money. i guess in the end who cares if we think she's stupid...she's still getting paid.
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