think of a young artist who needs a break, which dad would do a better job training them.

First "artist" up

1. Justin Guarini

Judging from their work (their own kids) I'd say Joe Jackson would. Actually Michael is the only phenomenal talent from either family and who's to say Mike wouldn't have nurtured that talent at a more healthy rate without Joe's pushing him?

Anyway, Simpson might be better with girls and Jackson with boys, I don't know. That being the case they'd have to work together with Justin Guarini I suppose.

Joe Jackson would wipe the floor with Joe Simpson... both literally and figuratively!

Both are sick fucks but I gotta go with Joe Jackson.

I'm gonna buck the trend and go with Joe Simpson. The Jacksons CLEARLY have some talent, so I'm sure they'd have eventually made it somehow. Yeah, Jackson had a good hand in getting them along, but they had talent to begin with. But those Simpson things? Joe Simpson managed to give them careers with a clear lack of talent. He wins!

RipHer2Shreds said:

VoicesCarry said:

VoicesCarry said:

RipHer2Shreds said:

so you think Simpson would do a better job with Justin Guarini ?

lilgish said:

He displays a clear lack of talent...so, yes.

RipHer2Shreds said:

You neglect to mention that anything with a clear lack of talent and breasts can make it BIG in the industry today. It does not take much. Jessica was going down the shitter until she got the reality show, and then execs decided to give one to Asswipe due to nepotism and cash-in fantasies.

I had no idea who this simpson was 'till a few threads later.

UK dont give a shit it seems. Or the simpsons dont care about UK? Anyway, sounds like I ain't missing shit.

thesexofit said:

You are missing shit.

2. M.C Hammer



which dad would do a better job?

lilgish said:

Hammers manager was his brother or something?

Yeah I got that cd single. Good remixes too. "here comes the hammer" is better remixed. Got the "superbad" JB sample. Plus "you cant touch this" (kmel remix) is cool too. U get "superfreak" direct sample, which is cool.
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lilgish said:

It's gotten to the point that if i'm thinking about Joe, i see this guy!

thesexofit said:

ok, so which dad would do better with hammer's career?

lilgish said:

? I have no idea about the simpson bloke. Joe cant manage shit.

thesexofit said:

Why do english guys say cheers, do you say cheers all the time to?

lilgish said:

? U had a sitcom called cheers.

Dont read into those banal hugh grant or richard curtis idealized britain shit.

When I think of americans I think of paris hilton. Ur country is obsessed with her?

thesexofit said:

I speak to brits all the time, the young guys like to say cheers.....


The media is into Paris, most ppl couldn't care.

lilgish said:

U gotta remember Iam a yank. Though all that is completely lost now. I was called a yank for ages around my school.