Have any of you heard this song yet? I'm unsure of the title but I'm sure its called "closet" or "in the closet".


The song itself sorta sucks BUT he does a good job of telling this story of being caught cheating with the woman and her husband comes home and R hides.....in the closet.

When I heard this song, I was crackin' up so hard. Robert k is a trip.

lawdy....

Oh lord...he hides in the closet...lol

I havent heard it yet

Is it the one that goes:

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, what have I done?
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way"
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way"
Said, "I got a wife at home"
She said, "Please don't go out there"
"Lady, I've got to get home"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Think, think, quick, put me in the closet"
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like man, what the fuck is going on?
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
He says, "Bitch, say no more"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then under the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Baretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...

I predict there will be a part two with Ron Isley

ThreadCula said:

I was just gonna post that. I just know there will be a remix/sequel. lol

i heard the song, kinda stupid.

ThreadCula said:

Unfortunately, this is a six-part saga... I'm not bullshitting.

psykosoul said:

5 Part.....How is he going to do this on an album?You can't just have one long ass saga on a cd...Oh yeah Mr.Biggs was wrote out on "Showdown" on Chocolate Factory

psykosoul said:

Oh shit not again!!

Yep it's called Trapped In The Closet (Part 1 of 5).

you guys actually waste your time listening to this crap?

R.Kelly loves his songs about cheatin' and creepin' when he's not singing about partyin' and being saved.

JackieBlue said:

I think R. Kelly is like the "Marvin Gaye" of our era. He is often misunderstood and contradicts himself and you are not sure what image he wants to project.

Like Marvin, he bounces back n forth between love, religion, cheating, party records. See Got to Give It up vs. Step In The Name of Love. I even think R. Kelly tries to sound like Marvin sometimes. Does anyone agree? His slow songs are passionate and raunchy and he is also a sensitive guy - like Marvin.

Rhondab said:

I saw the single in stores and I had no idea what the hell it was...he just released a CD! And apprently, there are 5 parts of "In the Closet". I assume one is going to be related to what most people associate with the closet. That' Dangerous territory, especially considering his questionable past (granted, not homosexual at all but extermly questionable). Maybe it's daring, maybe it's just more pissing and moaning.

JackieBlue said:

The man does have his themes....

goat2004 said:

The difference is that Marvin actually wrote good songs

DavidEye said:

Agreed, R is not the best writer in the world - except for - The World's Greatest and I Believe I can Fly - his two best songs.

goat2004 said:

I don't know that he doesn't write great songs. He's written some great songs for other (and mostly, but not female) artists. "Be Careful" was great. The songs with Aaliyah and the Isleys....great! A lot of his songs are great too but lately, especially with that new album, he's getting really pretenious and is losing it!