So MuchMOREMusic in Canada is just finally running that season of Surreal Life. I've seen the first episode where everyone introduced themselves and Verne (Mini Me) got ripped.

Is there anything worth looking forward to besides Da Brat calling Jane Wiedlin a hasbeen (not even sure I want to see that cuz it's kinda mean and I like Jane Wiedlin)

Nonna y'all watch this, huh

Who's DA BRAT bitch? Who does she thinks she is callin Jane a has-been?

Da Brat (far right) was in Glitter, for starters.

I think she was sensitive about doing a show like Surreal Life that would place her with any artist that was a has-been, by fear of association.

Da Brat's 1994 debut Funkdafied is the first debut album by a female rapper to go platinum. Her last hit song was 2000's "That's What I'm Looking For".

CinisterCee said:

That's 5 years! Has been!


No, it doesn't get much better. They didn't cast this one very well.

I mean, alot of them have really blah personalities, except for Joanie.

Think I might sit this one out.

There are some choice moments. Like China pitching her show to VH1. "That's my cart!"

I have a feeling this Surreal Life is really China's show anyway, while the rest of the cast reacts to China. I really couldn't give a shit about those 2 models.

GangstaFam said:

and "Maneaters"

Did VH1 get our of order with the show schedule or somethin'? Did they ever air the last epsiode before the deleted scenes show. And how is the Brat gonna say Chyna looks like a man when she does herself and Jane a has-been, when she's one herself.....she won't make a comeback....hopefully. Chyna has been gettin' that "man/woman" thing since WWF though....that's one of the main reasons I heard she got all of that plastic surgery.

CinisterCee said:

I'm so slow at times. They're just airing over there. See, the season is over now here.

Fuck Da Brat! She is the one who is a damn has been! She hasn't had a bonafied hit since "Fukdafied" 10 years ago and hasn't made a decent CD in God knows how long! Who is she? Her music is irrelevant and she has been reduced to taking her clothes off to sell records and prove the world wrong that she's not gay! Fuck her! Her claim to fame is she is the first female rapper to go platinum. Big fucking deal! What has the bitch done since?

gooch said:

who wants to see that?

gooch said:

I like her okay, but I've wondered where she gets off too. Jane was too easily intimidated and should've stood up to her.

The last episode comes on here next week. That's when the confrontation of the "has-beens" happens. And Da Brat has absolutely no place to talk when she hasn't had another platinum album since Funkdafied so she needs to shut the hell up.

Do people actually watch shit like this?? WTF!

Da Tard?


Must truly suck to be so damn stupid that you'd blindly accept a slot on a high profile show that established itself by the stuntcasting of has-beens and lowest-common-denominator celebs--and THEN be a big enough dumb ass to start flappin' your trap talking shit how you're somehow the lone exception. Bulldagga, how the fuck you think you got the gig in the first place? The producers were certain you were an idiot and they knew you'd cluelessly say/do an endless amount of inexplicably stupid shit on camera. They were certain you'd help reinforce all kinds of shitty dyke stereotypes for the masses.

Mission accomplished. Climb back in your damn hole, moron.

trashoblanco said:

Although now, they've offered her her own show, thus circumventing the official 'Has Been' stamp.

GangstaFam said:

Such a shame Divine couldn't be here to convict her of Asshole-ism.

I think da brat is a rude bitch! She says that she's just brutaly honest but I don't think there's any reason to be such a bitch to people especially Jane Weidlin who looks like she couldn't hurt a fly. Last night they showed never before seen footage of the show and there wasa clip of her dissing Ron Jeremy and another one of her saying she doesn't know whether chyna doll is a man or a woman. maybe someone should ask her if she's a bull dagger and see how she feels about that.

gooch said:

DaBrat is a good name for her, she is a brat! She thinks she's all that and a bag of chips. Somebody needs to bitch slap some sense into her and tell her, "Honey, wake up, you ain't all that!" She's constantly running her mouth and is rude, rude, rude to everybody. It will be interesting to see the season finale next week when Jane confronts DaBrat about her "has been" comment. I hope Jane gives it to her good, DaBrat deserves it.
[Edited 4/18/05 13:13pm]

dancerella said:

I don't think that would phase her any seeing as she is one.

okaypimpn said:

You and I know that, as well as a lot of other people but I don't think it's something that she has admitted to publicly. Therefore she would either get really offended and get all crazy or just deny it. Even still, it would be nice for her to feel a little bit of embarrassment for a change. Then maybe she might know how it feels.

kisscamille said:

and damn proud of it....

The funniest thing about the whole Da Brat situation is the fact that the whole world is laughing at her because she herself is a "has been" and she doesn't even realize it. That is why she was chosen for the show and the whole world knows it .

But the best thing about it is Jane Wiedlin may be a "has been" but that "has been" is going to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, while the rest of the world is going, "Da Who"?

VelvetJ said:

Right on!

"Da Who"

gooch said:

Da Brat has become "Robin" to Mariah Carey's "Batman/Batgirl".

dancerella said:

Just wait until you see Da Brat vs. X-pac (Chyna's ex-boyfriend)!!!
[Edited 4/18/05 21:40pm]

VelvetJ said:

Da 1st female rapper to go platinum - thats who.