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Thread started 04/12/05 12:06am

OnionJuice

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I wanna have sex with Macy Gray

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

But anyway, whats goin on with Macy nowadays?
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Reply #1 posted 04/12/05 12:10am

CalhounSq

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I just want her to make another album boxed
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Reply #2 posted 04/12/05 12:16am

lilgish

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OnionJuice said:

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

But anyway, whats goin on with Macy nowadays?


What sane person would ever hit that?
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Reply #3 posted 04/12/05 12:22am

CalhounSq

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lilgish said:

OnionJuice said:

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

But anyway, whats goin on with Macy nowadays?


What sane person would ever hit that?


She does have 3 kids... or at least 2 smile Macy is cute in her own way...
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Reply #4 posted 04/12/05 12:27am

lilgish

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CalhounSq said:

lilgish said:



What sane person would ever hit that?


She does have 3 kids... or at least 2 smile Macy is cute in her own way...


sounds like OnionJuice is the daddy? I don't get her, her voice is wack.
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Reply #5 posted 04/12/05 12:54am

CalhounSq

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lilgish said:

CalhounSq said:



She does have 3 kids... or at least 2 smile Macy is cute in her own way...


sounds like OnionJuice is the daddy? I don't get her, her voice is wack.


She has some great songs. Definitely not the best voice but it's more about a feeling w/ her, a vibe. I dig her...
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Reply #6 posted 04/12/05 1:07am

BlaqueKnight

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Shit, all you need is a bottle of Henny, a couple of fat joints and a 12 pack of condoms (to double up) and you should be good to go. And you probably think I'm joking, right?
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Reply #7 posted 04/12/05 5:42am

jayaredee

ewwwww not Macy!!!

Yes a new album would suit me just fine thank you
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Reply #8 posted 04/12/05 9:03am

Novabreaker

Shit. I'm in so need of sex right now I'd probably fuck her cat.
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Reply #9 posted 04/12/05 9:14am

FunkMistress

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OnionJuice said:

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.


Okay.
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
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Reply #10 posted 04/12/05 9:24am

OnionJuice

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BlaqueKnight said:

Shit, all you need is a bottle of Henny, a couple of fat joints and a 12 pack of condoms (to double up) and you should be good to go. And you probably think I'm joking, right?


I don't wanna use condoms. I wanna hit it raw and give her another baby, so they she can TRAP me. Throw child support at me and finacially rape me of my money. Then I have to have sex with her to get some of my own money back. razz
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Reply #11 posted 04/12/05 10:04am

Rhondab

OnionJuice said:

BlaqueKnight said:

Shit, all you need is a bottle of Henny, a couple of fat joints and a 12 pack of condoms (to double up) and you should be good to go. And you probably think I'm joking, right?


I don't wanna use condoms. I wanna hit it raw and give her another baby, so they she can TRAP me. Throw child support at me and finacially rape me of my money. Then I have to have sex with her to get some of my own money back. razz




lol


ya'll are just NASTY!!!
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Reply #12 posted 04/12/05 10:18am

UncleGrandpa

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YOU PERV, Call me when you have the pics.

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Reply #13 posted 04/12/05 10:42am

FunkMistress

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They really need to wheel Larry out for some sunshine.
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Reply #14 posted 04/12/05 10:43am

Raijuan

CalhounSq said:

I just want her to make another album boxed


co-sign thumbs up!
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Reply #15 posted 04/12/05 10:44am

Marrk

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Isn't it true she has massive feet? i could never have sex with a woman with bigger feet than me. confused
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Reply #16 posted 04/12/05 12:28pm

Hotlegs

CalhounSq said:

lilgish said:



sounds like OnionJuice is the daddy? I don't get her, her voice is wack.


She has some great songs. Definitely not the best voice but it's more about a feeling w/ her, a vibe. I dig her...

nod Agreed. She's cool w/Ms. Legs. I especially dig her duet w/Common called Ghetto Heaven which is the bomb.
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Reply #17 posted 04/12/05 1:08pm

thecableguy

u r one sick F!@# eek
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Reply #18 posted 04/12/05 1:09pm

jseven

OnionJuice said:

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

But anyway, whats goin on with Macy nowadays?


When I think of Macy, I think of the Wayans brothers making fun of her at the MTV Awards n her having a jungle down there for pubic hair.
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Reply #19 posted 04/12/05 1:09pm

jseven

CalhounSq said:

lilgish said:



What sane person would ever hit that?


She does have 3 kids... or at least 2 smile Macy is cute in her own way...


Now I know what killed O.D.B. He has to be the father of 1 of them!
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Reply #20 posted 04/12/05 1:12pm

jseven

BlaqueKnight said:

Shit, all you need is a bottle of Henny, a couple of fat joints and a 12 pack of condoms (to double up) and you should be good to go. And you probably think I'm joking, right?


I don't think that room would be smelling of sex and candy. More like sex and major stank ass! That is a stab at Macy not you. I don't even know if I could even be paid to hit that, but I guess your way would be the way to go if I had to.
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Reply #21 posted 04/12/05 1:16pm

jseven

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Shit. I'm in so need of sex right now I'd probably fuck her cat.



Hides my cats from Novabreaker.
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Hmm. There is one. Now where is the other? Scarlett! Scarlett! Where are you?



pussy (Is running to Novabreaker!)


Scarlett! Nooooo!
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Reply #22 posted 04/12/05 1:17pm

illimack

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Everything about that woman is skanky. That voice, her look.....And yes. I did hear her say that he has big feet. Plus, she has no neck. Yuck. She looks like she has stank breath too.lol
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Reply #23 posted 04/12/05 1:17pm

jseven

UncleGrandpa said:

YOU PERV, Call me when you have the pics.




Lol! That was good.


But I am a Playboy guy. I do read the articles.


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Reply #24 posted 04/12/05 3:00pm

BlaqueKnight

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jseven said:

BlaqueKnight said:

Shit, all you need is a bottle of Henny, a couple of fat joints and a 12 pack of condoms (to double up) and you should be good to go. And you probably think I'm joking, right?


I don't think that room would be smelling of sex and candy. More like sex and major stank ass! That is a stab at Macy not you. I don't even know if I could even be paid to hit that, but I guess your way would be the way to go if I had to.
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I think you misunderstood what I was posting. I'm saying that all HE needs to get her to sleep with him. I wouldn't hit that even on the DL.
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Reply #25 posted 04/12/05 8:14pm

OnionJuice

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No disrespect to all of the females on this board, I know how y'all feel about Nelly's TipDrill video, but...

I wanna swipe my Sam's Club membership card through the crack of Macy Gray's ass, then I wanna stick a finger in her vagina and stroke it like Im putting in a pen number. Hell, I want her to objectify me. I want her to take that cooking oil and pour it on my asscheeks and get that spachula and spank me like dough. I want her to lay me on my stomach, tied me up face down on the bed and pinch my ass until I cry. Then I want her to wipe my tears by grinding her booty against my face.

If I was a celebrity and I had sextapes with Macy, I would leak them to the public on purpose, and then just to deny its really me on them, even if it had good lighting, even if and my face is all in front of camera and even if Macy kept screaming my name. Y'all would see me burying my face in Macy's ass like R Kelly did in his sextape.

I wanna drink Macy Gray's bath water too.
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Reply #26 posted 04/12/05 8:44pm

nikkhendrix

eek
WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! razz
Onionjuice, you are killing me!!!
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Reply #27 posted 04/12/05 8:47pm

meltwithu

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Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

...golden showers bring May flowers wink
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #28 posted 04/12/05 8:51pm

Hotlegs

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Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

...golden showers bring May flowers wink

shocked

hmmm It looks like Melt wants some R-Kelly action.
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Reply #29 posted 04/12/05 11:26pm

TonyVanDam

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lilgish said:

OnionJuice said:

I wanna be her boy-toy and have kiny, booty-licious, pussy-trious, GhettoSutra, donkey kong sex! I wanna do it in the most nonconventional, never seen before positions. I want her tie me up to the bed buttnaked and feed me bananas. I want Macy to get on top of me and ride my ride like a rodeo and wear me out like her old, hand-me-down clothes. I wanna suck each and every one of her toes with Hersey syrup on them. I want her to stick a strawberry between her asscheeks so that I can retreive it with my tongue. I wanna suck her vibrator like a lollipop. Then I what her to stand up in bed over me and piss on me while Im handcuffed.

But anyway, whats goin on with Macy nowadays?


What sane person would ever hit that?



lol
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