Gotta question for all you true true funk soldiers out there....
Its simply: Just how funky are you????

Let me start by saying that, I'm funkier than a fresh pot, of burnt, collard greens....
And deeper than a maxi pad all week long.....

To each its reach & more than three shakes, equals a beat...
[Edited 3/22/05 3:14am]

Like The Ohio Players' "Funky Worm".....

Like nine cans of shaving powder.....

Funkier than a crack ho getting into the tub at the end of the night.

vainandy said:

HA HA!!! Good one partna!!!
I wonder how funky Ms. Legs is.....hmmmmm
[Edited 3/22/05 2:39am]

How about funkier than a armpit sandwich.??

[Edited 3/24/05 16:34pm]

funkier than a high school gym locker

funkier than a plate of hamhocks covered in wet magicshave

How about funkier then a sack of grandaddies?

Iam newjack funky.

"why you wanna get funky on me"....."I thought u were suger and spice....just kiddin' sucka"


Fight the funk as it were

Funkier than Aunt Ester's feet after a full day of testifying to the Holy Spirit.

dna laicepS. laciagam si knuf yM
tuO. lufituaeb si knuf yM .euqinu
.hcaer fo tuo dna thgis fo
.nevig doG si knuf yM

funkpill said:

My funk is so unique that its funkier than a basket of old stained jock straps.
[Edited 3/22/05 12:26pm]

ooops! sorry.. wrong thread


I prefer Liberace

blackguitaristz said:

minneapolisgenius said:

U like that, baby?

Dancelot said:

HardcoreJollies said:

Yeah....
We know her face is ugly....
So her feet has to be too!!!!
That's funky.....
No disrespect to Aunt Esther...
Just funnin'....
[Edited 3/22/05 13:52pm]

blackguitaristz said:

You're at it again my brother????
That's beautiful tho'....
[Edited 3/22/05 13:56pm]

Hotlegs said:

OOOOOWHHHHEEEEE!!!!!
Open up the windows!!!!!
[Edited 3/24/05 18:20pm]

Dancelot said:

I CAN DIG IT!!!

funkpill said:

thanx, player!

blackguitaristz said:

But you still didn't tell us how funky you are...
How funky are you Black??!!!

"Hey...ya'll funk is cool...
"But smell's like it got a little "p" in it to me....

My funk is like 10 day old left out of the fridge "Chitlins"

mrwigglesdaw1rm said:

YEP!!! That's funky alright!!!

[Edited 3/23/05 2:02am]

funkpill said:

The desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funksmanship

Dancelot said:

You got, all that is really needed,
to save a tired world from this funklessness.....

blackguitaristz said:

Very cool.

funkpill said:

My description is all there in my ZCult cryptic message! Read and learn! Backwards is fowards.

blackguitaristz said:

Okay Blood....Good enough.

funkpill said:

Hotlegs said:

I'm thinking about writing another ZCult message to my girl, but I don't think she's.....well,..I don't know.