Songs that you hate so much that if they are on, you must vacte the premisis or if you can...you get really irratable. Even worse...you get the song stuck....

I was in the store the other day and I heard "I want it that way" (N'sync???) I had to leave and wait it out, cuz that is one of those that WILL stick in my head until I jam a pencil in my eardrum! WHen I was leaving they were playing an Enya song...Shepard Moon...It was all I could do to not go and buy some razor blades and end it all right there!

Isn't her song Ornico Flow on "American Psycho' Soundtrack?

Sail away, sail away, sail away


you !

The follow songs represent deep hurting 2 me:

-"Who Let The Dogs Out"

-All things Toby Keith

Mine HAS to be without a doubt "Love Shack" by the B-52s.

Mine is:

Fine Young Cannibals "Good Thing". Not that I hear it that often, but in the unfortunate scenario that this song (or "She Drives Me Crazy", for that matter) is playing, I usually try to exit the room.

Damn near anything by Prince from the last 5 years.

CinisterCee said:

This song always reminds me of developmentally challenged people banging away on tin cans with metal spoons.

That fucking Titanic song by Celine Deon.

That fucking Dolly pArton song that Whitney Houston butchered.


Anything by Emenim.

Anything by Michael Bolton

Anything by those fucking boy "bands"

Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin

anything by justin timberlake

anything by britney spears (especially her cover of "My Perogitive". if people just "let her live" she would have no career so stop bitching already and smile whorishly for the camara.)

anything by ashlee simpson

anything by eminim

anything by mariah carey or celine dion

anything by coldplay

and especially that goddamn "pop life" song by Nsync. I HATE THAT SONG!!! AAAHHH!! it really makes me murderious. if you and your music are so damn "legit" why do you have to write a song telling people that it is?

Some people's lists of songs that would cause them to snap are so long (anything by...etc.) that anyone that knows them should fear for their lives. They are a ticking time bomb that could go off in any public place with muzak.

What's the new Destiny's Child song where they teach some girl how to work it?

I was completely sick of it by the end of the first & only time I heard it.

minneapolisgenius said:

SACRELIGE!!!!

"everything's changing" and "somewhere only we know" by Keane (?). Joyless MFs!!; "So beautiful", by Pete Murray - he should be strangled.
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sextonseven said:

So true.
I will also add Walking on Sunshine, I think it was by Katrina and the Waves

PurpleKnight said:

the group was CRAZYTOWN. that song was the jam back in '01

ADD 2 ur list:
ANYTHING BY ALANIS MORISETTE!!!!! OR THAT SHITTY EAMON GUY!!!!

sextonseven said:

i've been known to do that. i don't hurt anyone. i just rant and rave, so unless you count that incident where i made my best friend brake down into hysterical tears because he dared to praise the then new mariah carey rainbow cd then i'm completly harmless.

U should stay faaar away from me if techno (& lots of them other house "genres") & gangsta rap songs R bein' played 4 they get me in the mood 2 kill

Someone I can't bring myself to remember properly (Michael Bolton?) did a cover of When a Man Loves a Woman. It makes my head hurt.

I think 1989 had the highest proportion of evil pop songs.

JediMaster said:

OH gads, anything by Celine.

And everything else you listed, with the possible exception of Eminem (who I tolerate quite well).

miss american pie, don mclean (sorry but this song makes me want to shoot myself)

Anything by Marliyn Manson. I'm scared

Celebration - Kool & The Gang

Anything on the radio. I gave it try this morning in the bath and it just was awful shit. Anastacia, Blue, Maroon 5... this is bad, guys. This is really really bad. I don't want get asymilated.

BlueNote

Anything by Dionne Warwick - I really hate her voice.
And any al all country - just kill me and get it over with, better yet just give me a razor - I'll slit my own wrists.

JediMaster said:

Michael Bolton sings like he's trying to pass a watermelon out of his ass.

Tom said:

Amen! Ever seen Jim Carrey's stand-up act where he does Bolton? Sooooo funny!