hi y'all , i went to see kylie in glasgow last night (her vocals were amazing) and i am one o the guys who for 10 years said "fuck off kylie cant sing!".

anyway, the tour is called showgirl ! and my sis , cuz and myself were expecting a "showgirl" show ,.... yea ? well firstly kylie was great no complaints bout her singing etc. but,.....

she spent the whole gig walking round the stage in super slow motion, one tiny baby step after another, i actually said to my cuz and sis , after about 3 songs "either she cant dance or shes fuckin pregnant!" they both agreed my cuz has seen kylie 4 times and he said "thats the most reserved ive ever seen her".

anyway just thought id fuel the kylie is preggers rumour !

the show was not what i was expecting at all , i was expecting a showgirl tour ie where the showgirl dances ??? isnt that what showgirls do ??? a bit moulin rouge ,.... that kinda thing !!!

so again i say either kylie cant dance or shes up the duff !!!

was any other orgers at the shows so far ??? what do you think ???

Everyone who's seen Kylie should know she can't dance.

danielboon said:

TheFrog said:

wow, she's a few years late, even by her schedule. Madonna had her first in 1996. what's taken her so long?

Cloudbuster said:

Can't you diss me without mentioning my girl?

Cloudbuster said:

nah, i'm weak like that.

I'll strengthen you.

Cloudbuster said:

kate bush is a tramp.

TheFrog said:

Oh! Fuck off.

Cloudbuster said:

TheFrog said:

Fuck you all off.

Novabreaker said:

That's the spirit.

i thought her best performance on the night was ,....

confide in me !

Story #1

March 6, 2005, 11:21:12
KYLIE'S ROADIE DODGES DRIVING BAN

Pop babe KYLIE MINOGUE's roadie escaped speeding charges on Tuesday (01MAR05) when English judges let him off to tour with the sexy singer.

ROBERT COLE risked losing his licence, which already had six penalty points on it, when he was caught doing 66 miles (106 kilometres) per hour in a 30 miles (48 kilometres) per hour limit zone near his Sherringham, Norfolk home in January (05).

Cole was charged a $518 (£270) fine, six points on his license and an official warning when English judges heard that a ban would snatch away his chance to work with the Antipodean pop star on her forthcoming SHOW GIRL tour. Cole, 23.,who is now free to transport Kylie's stage equipment around for her three month tour of Europe, thanks to the pity of the magistrates.

Road safety charity BRAKE are outraged, a statement says, "This shows there is one rule for the public and another for people like footballers - and even pop star's roadies."


Story #2


Kylie Minogue Rubbishes 16 inch Waist Claim
March 23, 2005, 6:49:41
MINOGUE BLASTS 16-INCH WAIST REPORTS

Pop superstar KYLIE MINOGUE has hit out at reports she's wearing a corset with a 16-inch (40-centimetre) waist on her SHOWGIRL world tour.

The CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD singer was said to have squeezed into the tiny item on the first night of the roadtrip in Glasgow, Scotland, at the weekend (19MAR05).

But petite Minogue has dismissed the suggestion she is anywhere near that thin. She says, "A 16-inch waist? Wow, even I would be amazed by that. Of course that is an exaggeration, but a showgirl shouldn't reveal her measurements."

Minogue's spokesperson adds, "We do not want anyone to think Kylie is promoting any form of extreme weight management or control. She does not have a 16-inch waist."

MinoguesSpokesperson said:

That's ok, she already reinforced valued body images with her gymbunny eyecandy.

Tessa said:

Umm, she's a lot younger?

GangstaFam said:

I think Madonna was younger than Kylie is now when she had her first.
But, yeah if Kylie is capable of making babie, why the fuck not?

jayaredee said:

Madonna was 38 I believe. Don't know how old Kylie is.

GangstaFam said:

in that case they're the same age, assuming Kylie is pregnant.

it would be nice to see Kylie as a mother