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It Was a regular morning in the federline household, Britney & Kevin up in bed newly refreshed after a night of passionate love making "morning snookums, Britney said, u know my legs are still a little weak from last night" "yeah sorry i kicked u", kevin replied "look brity the're ritin' bout us in pashizlle again", Kevin said "sweetie u know i don't understand danish that well", Britney replied., but never mind that i'm gonna go freshen up" Britney walked over to their elegant bathroom, designed straight out of martha stewart Living, it was the least Britney could do to help pour martha out especially with all the trouble she's been having recently. Britney decided it was time to apply her morning makeup, she reached up to her cupboard and pulled out a note. a look of horror came on britney's face as she read the note she started to scream but the words were moving out of sync with her mouth. she had done it so many times it had become a part of her. britney started to wail but is strangley sounded alot like her vocals ,Kevin afraid that britney had found his secret porn stash immediately ran into the bathroom "waz da mattah baby", he asked "read that note someone left", britney said "oh baby i taught i told ya...uummmm , i dont do the reading thing", Kevin said "alright you illiterate bastard,Britney said, I'll read it" the note read... "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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Xavier23 said: Kevin afraid that britney had found his secret porn stash immediately ran into the bathroom
"waz da mattah baby", he asked "read that note someone left", britney said "oh baby i taught i told ya...uummmm , i dont do the reading thing", Kevin said "alright you illiterate bastard,Britney said, I'll read it" the note read... "Note:Buy reeses peices and condoms for the car" "...Britney,this yourshopping list remeber?!  " "ROFL sowweeeyy.....Kevin,hand me the nose trimmer...i gotta trim that nasty,nasty hair around my nipple and my yum-yum...." as britney groomed herself the doorbell rang.kevin got up to answer the door and.... | |
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"Note:Buy reeses peices and condoms for the car" "...Britney,this yourshopping list remeber?! " "ROFL sowweeeyy.....Kevin,hand me the nose trimmer...i gotta trim that nasty,nasty hair around my nipple and my yum-yum...." as britney groomed herself the doorbell rang.kevin got up to answer the door and.......behold there was Kevins one night stand he picked up the other night, "here is the wallet you left in the room, text message me back cuz I think u 4got your socks too!" Kevin quickly closed the door in a hurry. "Who was that shnookums?" Britney asked Uuuuh...Nick and Jessica ya know ha h a... Straight Jacket Funk Affair
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