BRITNEY Spears has strange advice for Michael Jackson. The 23-year-old reckons the superstar on trial for sexual abuse should grow some facial hair, get drunk and have a punch-up. "If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she tells Allure magazine.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight."

Meanwhile, Britney was recently kicked out of ritzy Beverly Hills eatery Crustacean. Clearly she thought she was going to Wal-Mart and not a five star restaurant.









Pure class act, I swear.

She's so fucking stupid.

Yeah, if he did it, let's feel sorry for the molestor, and get him drunk either way.
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BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY!

she's a pitiful excuse for a sagittarian.

She did not fucking say that, did she? I wouldn't be that surprised. Where did you get this from? If you wrote it, well done!
Reckons! Classic!




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Always thought she looked hot , but now i'm not so sure (if this really is her)



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VinnyM27 said:

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VoicesCarry said:

Dunce.

VoicesCarry said:

So there is just no such thing as tact or common sense or anything happening there, is there? She seriously makes Jennifer Lopez look really deep and down to earth! Cher called and siad.




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Does she realize who she's giving this advice to? I mean if she said that to her troglodyte of a husband or something it'd still be stupid as hell, but at least it would make sense. But Micheal Jackson? Of all of those things, he could probably only get drunk sucessfully.

Dewrede said:

Well she's aged hard! She might be the saddest human ever! I seriously can't believe someone who is in the public eye that much said that and said that seriously. If it was Christina A, I would think it was funny as hell because I have an idea she has a brain but I think Britney is serious as a heart attack!

Yes , what she said sounds quite stupid indeed
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VoicesCarry, you are SOOOOO GAYYYYY!

HobbesLeCute said:

that i just could not imagine...michael sittin around on a cell phone or somethin while he's out shopping for ugly-assed vases and goin, "omg liek i went to the club last night and drank a bunch of hypnotiq and like i swear to god, the next thing i knew i woke up next to a big teddy bear wearing a pair of hot pink thongs on his head!"

GrayKing said:

VoicesCarry said:

you're obsessed with criticizing famous women's looks catty....

GrayKing said:

I'm criticizing her stupidity in this thread. Dewrede is criticizing her looks.
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GrayKing said:

interesting point....

She thought she was at the trailer park laundry mat.

sosgemini said:

I'm flattered you all seem to want me to be gay, but sorry, no dice.

Very telling if Britney associates masculinity with drunken scallywaggery.

Let's hope she doesn't have a baby boy.

VoicesCarry said:

yet.....

sosgemini said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

yes!

PurpleKnight said:

I feel sorry for her little dog.....

Britney needs to shut the hell up and worry about her own problems.

As for Michael, the guy needs real adult friends by his side that can help him.

bluesbaby said:

is that what she's holdin? ugg...i thought was some weird little fleshy sack with eyes.

Yeah , it looks like an oversized mouse

vainandy said: