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Thread started 03/08/05 6:29pm

Xavier23

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AND THE NOMINATIONS FOR WORST SINGER/ENTERTAINER TURNED ACTOR ARE.....

Why is it that actors always think they can sing and singers always think they can act??. The transition is not always easy as many entertainers such as Eminem & mariah carey found out, anyway in order to celebrate the "achievements" of musicians in the film inudustry i present to you the first ever, semi annual, Prince.Org "EASTER EGGS" awards!!!!! woot! woot! woot! wave wave wave balloons balloons yay! yay! dancing jig dancing jig dancing jig wave yay! yay! yay! party party party party dancing jig dancing jig lick
here are the nominees

WORST SINGER TURNED ACTRESS:
Madonna : for her role in the smash hit "swept away"
Kelly Clarkson : for the hit "from Justin To Kelly"
Missy Elliot : for "Honey"
Lil Kim : In "Juwanna Mann"
Mariah Carey : for "Glitter"


WORST SINGER TURNED ACTOR:
Tyrese : for "2 fast 2 Furious"
Usher : for "Light It Up"
Justin Guarini : for the smash "From Justin To Kelly"
Genuwine : for "Juwanna Mann"


WORST RAPPER IN A MOVIE:
Eminem(cheers and applause!!!) :for the comedy drama "eight Mile"
Busta Rhymes : for his useless role in "Shaft"
Ice Cube : for "Torque"
Cam'Ron : for "Paid In Full"
Ludacris : for "2 Fast 2 Furious"

BARBARA STREISAND LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR WORST SINGER TURNED ACTRESS:
Madonna : for countless memorable movie roles.....
Cher : for those teriffically horrible performances in the 80's
Whitney Houston: for such classic roles in the "bodyguard" and others
Janet Jackson : "Poetic Justice", "Nutty professor 2"
Tina Turner : "Mad max"


JERRY SPRINGER LIFETIME ACHIVEMENT AWARD FOR WORST SINGER TURNED ACTOR:
1.Prince(cheers and applause!!!!) : for such roles in "Purple Rain", "under The Cherry Moon" and the movie phenomenon of the late 80's "Graffti Bridge"
2.Wyclef Jean : although he's been around roughly for a decade,his movie performances are so dreadfully nauseating they merit such a nomination
3.Vanilla Ice : did any of u see his movie???? itz Fucking Horrible!!!!
4.LL Cool J : Just when did he become such an in demand actor???
Mark Anthony : dreadful singer, fucking shitty actor


WORST MODERN DAY MUSICAL OR DANCE MOVIE:
"Honey"
"U Got Served"
"From Justin To Kelly"
"Havana Nights : Dirty Dancing 2"
"drum Line"



well there are your choices , just vote for whichever nominee u think is most deserving of their awards(granted all the nominees deserve awards). the ballots will then be counted and the "easter eggs" will be handed out!


I really dont have anything better to do...
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Reply #1 posted 03/08/05 6:32pm

VoicesCarry

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
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Reply #2 posted 03/08/05 6:35pm

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yet another J.Lo thread.
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Reply #3 posted 03/08/05 6:37pm

VoicesCarry

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yet another J.Lo thread.


She was an actress before she was a singer so she can't play the game no no no!
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Reply #4 posted 03/08/05 6:41pm

lilgish

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so was Janet Jackson.
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Reply #5 posted 03/08/05 6:42pm

VoicesCarry

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so was Janet Jackson.


Yup, so she should be out of the running.

And Cher. biggrin
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Reply #6 posted 03/08/05 6:42pm

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I thought Tina Turner was great in Mad Max. Guess I've got no taste!
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Reply #7 posted 03/08/05 7:06pm

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Mariah in Glitter so deserves to win, all you hatters can't take that away from her, I don't care if every drag queen belives it was the best performance since TOTSIE, but mariah stunk so bad it was good.
although I do think Mariah nailed it in WISEGIRLS movie
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Reply #8 posted 03/08/05 7:08pm

VoicesCarry

twink69 said:

Mariah in Glitter so deserves to win, all you hatters can't take that away from her, I don't care if every drag queen belives it was the best performance since TOTSIE, but mariah stunk so bad it was good.
although I do think Mariah nailed it in WISEGIRLS movie
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She was essentially playing herself, there.
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Reply #9 posted 03/08/05 7:15pm

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VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
[Edited 3/8/05 18:35pm]


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btw- don't forget Mermaids! I love that one!
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Reply #10 posted 03/08/05 9:24pm

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I can't give credibility to anyone who says Cher's acting was bad in the 80s. I mean, seriously - wacky

Tina was hot in Tommy and Madmax Beyond Thunderdome too.

In Madonna's case - since when does picking bad movies make you a bad actor? The best have done it. Her work in Dangerous Game should have been enough to silence the naysayers. People choose to think it's worse than it really is.
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Reply #11 posted 03/08/05 9:33pm

lilgish

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Prince can't act.....funny cause Morris Day is a fucking natural. My Jungle love (oh we oh we oh) Girl I need to show ya (Show ya)
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Reply #12 posted 03/10/05 6:59am

Xavier23

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WhamBamGlamSlam said:

I can't give credibility to anyone who says Cher's acting was bad in the 80s. I mean, seriously - wacky

Tina was hot in Tommy and Madmax Beyond Thunderdome too.

In Madonna's case - since when does picking bad movies make you a bad actor? The best have done it. Her work in Dangerous Game should have been enough to silence the naysayers. People choose to think it's worse than it really is.

You guys are no fun, lighten up a bit.... jeez
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Reply #13 posted 03/10/05 10:45pm

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umm...drum line wasn't that bad...boxed

plus, don't forget mrs. frederline in crossroads..
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Reply #14 posted 03/11/05 5:49am

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I think these are the worst rappers/singers turned actors:

LL Cool J
DMX
Ja Fool
Ludacris (what was his point in 2Fast2Furious????) disbelief
Lil Kim
Mary J. Blige
Ashanti
Treach
Pepa
Aaliyah
Marques Houston
Omarion
Nas

the best rappers/singers turned actors:

Ice Cube
Mos Def
Will Smith (he really needs to leave the music alone)
Queen Latifah
Q-Tip
Jason Weaver
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Reply #15 posted 03/11/05 6:07am

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there's got to be a special award for this spawn of Satan!



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Reply #16 posted 03/11/05 7:10am

RocknRollDave

And no one has mentioned Mick Jagger yet!


Didn't you see Freejack?


Oh wait, no, you probably didn't!


lol
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Reply #17 posted 03/11/05 7:42am

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RocknRollDave said:

And no one has mentioned Mick Jagger yet!


Didn't you see Freejack?


Oh wait, no, you probably didn't!


lol


I only saw him in 'performance' wich I thought was an awesome movie...So I don't think he should be in this category
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Reply #18 posted 03/11/05 7:43am

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VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
[Edited 3/8/05 18:35pm]


Didnt she also win an Oscar for her Role in MASK.. i agree she is a better actress then singer,..
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Reply #19 posted 03/11/05 8:05am

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WhamBamGlamSlam said:


In Madonna's case - since when does picking bad movies make you a bad actor? The best have done it. Her work in Dangerous Game should have been enough to silence the naysayers. People choose to think it's worse than it really is.



eek

she was horrid in Dangerous Games..And no, its not just the films..her performances themselves are horrid..Camille Pagllia did a wonderful essay on why madonna's perfromances suck so bad..ill have to see if i can find it and post it.....

that being said, madge is great when she plays herself...ala Who's That Girl and A League of Our Own....but thats not acting now is it?

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Reply #20 posted 03/11/05 8:06am

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ThaCat said:

VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
[Edited 3/8/05 18:35pm]


Didnt she also win an Oscar for her Role in MASK.. i agree she is a better actress then singer,..




no she didnt, the reason she was snubbed is why she always wears outragous outfits to the show...its her sign of protest for being snubbed that year...seriously...
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Reply #21 posted 03/11/05 8:30am

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sosgemini said:


she was horrid in Dangerous Games..And no, its not just the films..her performances themselves are horrid..Camille Pagllia did a wonderful essay on why madonna's perfromances suck so bad..ill have to see if i can find it and post it.....

that being said, madge is great when she plays herself...ala Who's That Girl and A League of Our Own....but thats not acting now is it?

giggle


No, now that I think back to her time as a convict and a baseball player. Didn't she she run Argentina for a while before the True Blue album too? As far as Camille Paglia, talk about horrid.
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Reply #22 posted 03/11/05 8:40am

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WhamBamGlamSlam said:

sosgemini said:


she was horrid in Dangerous Games..And no, its not just the films..her performances themselves are horrid..Camille Pagllia did a wonderful essay on why madonna's perfromances suck so bad..ill have to see if i can find it and post it.....

that being said, madge is great when she plays herself...ala Who's That Girl and A League of Our Own....but thats not acting now is it?

giggle


No, now that I think back to her time as a convict and a baseball player. Didn't she she run Argentina for a while before the True Blue album too? As far as Camille Paglia, talk about horrid.


im sorry but, what are you going on about? a person could do many things in life...yet still convey the same personality.....good grief!! headache


ahh..and attack the person i see..thats soo GOP of you...

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Reply #23 posted 03/11/05 9:19am

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VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....


No argument there.
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Reply #24 posted 03/11/05 11:25am

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I think Marc Anthony is a pretty good actor
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Reply #25 posted 03/11/05 6:41pm

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kev1n said:

there's got to be a special award for this spawn of Satan!



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[Edited 3/11/05 6:11am]

I forgot about this one. this waz an even bigger disaster than crossroads!!
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Reply #26 posted 03/11/05 9:30pm

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VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
[Edited 3/8/05 18:35pm]


That caught me off gaurd too. Cher didn't miss with her movies in the 80s! Each performance was great, even when the movies were just OK (in the case of "Witches"). I like Cher as a singer and I can understand people having issues wiht her music but her acting is amazing.
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Reply #27 posted 03/11/05 9:32pm

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endorphin74 said:

VoicesCarry said:

Cher's performances in the 80's were horrible? Um, no.

She's a much much much much better actress than she is a singer. Silkwood, Mask, Moonstruck, Come Back To The Five And Dime, Suspect....
[Edited 3/8/05 18:35pm]


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btw- don't forget Mermaids! I love that one!


Couldn't stand "Mermaids"...it was kind of a free fall from there, even though I liked her next starring role in "Faithful" (six years later!), even if no one say it.
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Reply #28 posted 03/11/05 9:34pm

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WhamBamGlamSlam said:

sosgemini said:


she was horrid in Dangerous Games..And no, its not just the films..her performances themselves are horrid..Camille Pagllia did a wonderful essay on why madonna's perfromances suck so bad..ill have to see if i can find it and post it.....

that being said, madge is great when she plays herself...ala Who's That Girl and A League of Our Own....but thats not acting now is it?

giggle


No, now that I think back to her time as a convict and a baseball player. Didn't she she run Argentina for a while before the True Blue album too? As far as Camille Paglia, talk about horrid.


How is Camille Paglia? I hear her name often connected to Madonna. Did she used to manager her or something?
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Reply #29 posted 03/13/05 4:59am

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sosgemini said:

ThaCat said:



Didnt she also win an Oscar for her Role in MASK.. i agree she is a better actress then singer,..




no she didnt, the reason she was snubbed is why she always wears outragous outfits to the show...its her sign of protest for being snubbed that year...seriously...


dam thats a shame, well you go girl. i may not like her music, but i think she is allot more down to earth compare to most Divas.
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