funkyslsistah said:

lol wait till

"Beyonce chardonay lexus"

heh.... i know it's stupid, but these are the fantasy names i want to name my kids

Odysseus and Ulysses (twin boys)
Maverick and Bishop (boys)
Super-Typhoon (boy) and Tsunami (girl)



people think i'm joking, and i probably am. but those would be bad-ass names

Chlametra is the worst I've heard. Sounds like something you need an ointment for.


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GrayKing said:

all except typhoon and tusanami i can dig.



ugh sure does! what about TENETRA? thats pretty bad
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GrayKing said:

These ones are actually pretty cool.
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I've got all these beat.... i work as a emt, and I had a patient who was a 2yr. old who had a cold.... Her name was..... CLAMIDIA!!! I thought the mother was joking when she told me, but she was not... I didn't have the heart to tell her what that word meant.

meltwithu said:

i think this is one of those urban legends cause someone told me that their aunt works at a school were twins were named Orangejello and Lemonjello..


then, someone was on Ellen a few weeks back telling a similiar story using the same names.....

sosgemini said:

Yeah, there are lots of those urban legend names, like Sy-Phillis and Gonnorhea. Kinda dumb.

I take part in a group about baby names on yahoo. Right now there's some dumb chick who'se convinced that Tierranney is the coolest name ever for a little girl.

I tried to explain to her that Tierranney is not a name, but a gimped up spelling of tyranny, a very bad thing to name a child after. And that id she means it to be a kree8tiv spelling of Tierney, she should reconsider, because that "a" in the middle makes all the difference...




Maybe illiterate people should have their kids named for them.

Craphonso. I kid you not. he's a college football player for FSU. his mama and daddy should be shot for spelling his name with "crap" in it. oh well...to each it's own. But I don't find Mariah to be so bad.....it's not that unusual of a name...but Beyonce , that's almost like Cher. It's too "showbiz/stagename" sounding.

sdekm1 said:

Those mf's should be arrested

AnckSuNamun said:

That's... just... HORRIBLE

CalhounSq said:

funkyslsistah said:

Those have got to be the most ghetto names ever!Espeicially Alize! Funniest names I've ever heard have to be...

Bazooki
Repelus

why do parents do this to their kids?

sosgemini said:

Agreed. I heard lemonjello/orangejello story from a fireman a couple of years ago.

illimack said:

PLEASE let it be a legend. Who the FUCK names their kids after JELLO???

I say..Big up stripper names....Mercedes, lexus, diamond.....I know kids with those names....


but get this..I know of a story where a woman named her child sy'phillis....

RipHer2Shreds said:

I remember a thread on here once a long time ago about people who name their kids after alcoholic beverages like:

Brandy
Hennessey
Cristal
Shiraz
Syrah
Merlot
Chianti
Chardonnay
Champagne
Chivas
etc.


I'm waiting to hear Pinot Noir, or Riesling next.
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1sexymf said:

My cousin named her daughter Elektra.

Naming kids after cars is rather weird.

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

"you remind me of my jeep....."

Rhondab said:

please tell me you're joking!

KaleidoscopeEyes said:

I love the name Elektra. I wish I had it But the superhero Elektra always comes to mind first.

Aaliyah was the name that I had chosen for my daughter before the singer Aaliyah hit the scene. I remember being upset that she had my name! (Twelve years later, and I still don't have a daughter!)

Anyway, at my previous job, I encountered a child named Consequence. NO LIE!