http://www.sonymusic.com/...KrisKross/


WTF?

Pretty funny though. Infact I bursted out laughing at this shit.


"the world is yours....." (?)
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thesexofit said:

OMG! People have to see this!

Go to merchandising.....WTF? (again)
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Raised entirely on slick rhymes and funky funky beats, they were born the year Grandmaster Flash sang "The Message," and started first grade at the same time Public Enemy hit the stage. They are the true children of hip hop and now they are coming of age. Make way for Kris Kross phase two, all grown up and ready to rock the hip hop world with a slick new album and smooth new sound. People get ready, YOUNG, RICH AND DANGEROUS, the new Kris Kross album on Columbia/RuffHouse, is about to drop on ya.

thesexofit said:

Do I click on this:

CinisterCee said:

This sounds like a new org catchphrase.

Axchi696 said:

AND THERES MORE:

Like a fine wine, the Chrises have mellowed with age and so has their sound. Gone are the shrill, prepubescent cries of euphoria, Kris Kross now sound unmistakably world-weary and wise.

Is this how you market a 17 year old?

CinisterCee said:

I like how they refer to their "old" music as "shrill, prepubescent cries of euphoria."

why didn't their careers take off with images like this?

So what's the story here? Do you think Sony just forgot this was on their server?



"Crazy Hoochie"
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look at the bottom of the page.....there is a whole lot to click on (yet no info?).....I think this site was never finished...I sure hope that was the case.....

Here is complete listing of Kris Kross tour dates:



http://www.sonymusic.com/...rinfo.html

CinisterCee said:

That's complete alright!

i saw the darker one as and adult on t.v., didn't he have some kind of sickness? what happened to the other guy with the long braids?

CinisterCee said:

that is absolutely hilarious! how the hell did they come up with that one? world-weary and wise! too damn funny. what are they into kabbalah now with madge? i'd like to see them doing yoga whilst sing "jump"!

heybaby said:

there was a rumor going around years agao that one of them had cancer but then i heard it wasn't true. hopefully it wasn't.

Not cancer. Chris kelly...or the darker one, had some kind of disease that made his hair fall out. Alopecia or something like that.

Haven't heard much about either one of them in a few years

Smooches;)

We're the realest, we're the youngest doing this stuff, and we love it more than anybody in the joint." We live hip hop everyday and that's a lot."

Yes, somebody upload that "get it now" graphic to the gallery!!!

VoicesCarry said:

Oh fucked up! I just saw the first part...what's the "get it now" all about?

VoicesCarry said:

I seriously don't think these sites ever go away!

VinnyM27 said:

dayum...gotta love websites from the late 90s...

Axchi696 said:

omg ROFL




i remember that last single they had out called "tonights the night".lol and last i seen of either of them was in some magazine back in 97 (i think).it was the bald kriss dressed in a pink shirt and blonde sisqo style hair at some premiere.

Didnt they break up cuz they got in a big fight or sumthin?
The site is very funny I cant believe its still there about this album as if it is new
Anyway their first album was very good...



Jump
Warm It Up
The Way Of Rhyme
Party
I Missed The Bus
A Real Bad Dream

I remember "i missed the bus".....we used to sing that when we "missed the bus"! Inventive huh?

They dissed the far superiour another bad creation ("another bad idea") but the boys (as in the group not another bad creation) put 'em in check with a diss directed at them i think? I think(I cannot remember the song though that contained the diss)

They were also in Jacko's "jam" video with heavy d and Michael jordan (the 2 mj's )

Did Kriss Kross open 4 jacko on the "dangerous" tour?
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What The Fuck?

GONE ARE THE SHRILL, PREPUBUSCENT CRIES OF EUPHORIA



Who the [redacted] designed those pages?

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That chick in the middle looks like Ced's wife from "The Steve Harvey Show".

I remember every bougie black guy in my college prep high school tried to "keep it real" by "being different" and wore their clothes backward..thinking they were so militant and "down"...

whenpigeonscry said:

I remember that record labels used to have websites for albums in the mid-ninties and I just don't think they go away! This one is a classic.