Has anyone else done this? Once you've heard a song for a while, it's tempting to make up your own words. Some of mine spring to mind:

Tina Turner-
When the farting is over, I know I won't have any gas

We don't need another negro

Madonna-
Touch my titty, move in time, now I know you're mine

Music..makes Madonna...lots of money...

Paula Abdul-
It's just the way that you fuck me

Michael Jackson-
You've been struck by, you've been fucked by a smooth criminal

Janet Jackson-
I miss your nuts, I really miss your nuts

Salt N Pepa-
Ah, Pussy... Ah, Pussy

Prince-
Gett Off, let a woman be a woman and a fag be a fag (don't ask)

Got a new Puerto Rican whore, and she's doin' it on the floor (again don't ask)

The Supremes-
I got this yearnin', burnin' feelin', in my vagina

Ashford & Simpson-
Solid, solid as a cock

Oooh, sex'll fix it

Wow, wonder what's on your mind most of the time

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