i like the last pic..the outfit fits her and the hair is cute...but those other two poses and outfits just dont flatter her.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

Tavis: Hey, Mo'nique.

Mo'Nique: Hey, Tavis.

Tavis: How are you?

Mo'Nique: I'm wonderful.

Tavis: You look wonderful.

Mo'Nique: Thank you, baby. I gotta show you this trick.

Tavis: OK, show me your trick.

Mo'Nique: You ready?

Tavis: Show me. I'm ready.

Mo'Nique: Bam. Ow.

Tavis: No, you didn't. You crossed your legs.

Mo'Nique: Talk about it. Yes, indeed.

Tavis: How many years?

Mo'Nique: 17.

Tavis: 17?

Mo'Nique: I don't even know how they feel on each other. I'm a little nervous 'cause this one's a little heavy. But I'm sittin' like this until I can't.

Tavis: How's it feel to cross your legs after 17 years?

Mo'Nique: It's almost like I can hear for the first time 'cause--OK. One day, 'cause I go walking with my sister friend. Every day we do 15 miles.

Tavis: Right. 15?

Mo'Nique: Not on purpose, but by mistake. We just kept on doing it. And after about a month, I was talking to somebody, and I said, girl, stop tripping. I said--oh! Oh! Oh! It fits. OK, now I'm gonna have to start doing both of 'em. Bam.

Tavis: Look at you.

Mo'Nique: Like I'm a Rockette.

Tavis: I can see that.

Mo'Nique: So I do. Yes. So now that I showed you that, they a little tired right now. I'm gonna put 'em back together.

Tavis: I'm cracking up because the last time I saw you, at least on camera somewhere--actually it was on the radio show, on my NPR show. You'd written a book, "Skinny Women Are Evil."

Mo'Nique: And they still are.

Tavis: They still are. I love that--"Skinny Women Are Evil."

Mo'Nique: Yes. And I think you can ask me that because I can cross my legs now.

Tavis: Now you getting skinnier. So, are you about to become evil?

Mo'Nique: No. No, I'm not getting skinnier. I'm just toning it up. It makes a difference. There you go.

Tavis: I gotcha. OK.

Mo'Nique: See, this is still a thigh. You ain't never seen this kind of thigh. Go on, touch it. 'cause you feel like--aah! I made you jump a little bit. There you go. That's still a thigh, baby. Don't be fooled.

Tavis: So, you're not gonna get too skinny?

Mo'Nique: No, indeed. I just wanna do this 'cause it's real sexy.

Tavis: You look good doing this. Do that one more time. The other way. Other way.

Mo'Nique: It don't work all the time. OK. Wait a minute 'cause I gotta turn myself in the chair. Bam.

Tavis: I like that.

Mo'Nique: It's how I put myself in a chair that do it. It gives you that.

http://www.pbs.org/kcet/t...cript.html


tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

Thanks, tA. There isn't a realer woman on the planet that Mo'Nique. She is a hero to me.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

You're quite welcome.

tA

Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

da brat's built the same way as i am...'cept the boob/butt configuration's the opposite way on me (lotta boobage, not a lotta butt).

i love that tavis smiley transcript you put on here, tA.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

But she goes back & forth. Nothing wrong w/ that, but it just feels so "dress up" & not her I remember she did the really feminine look for some song she had where she was laying on the beach in a bikini w/ some dude, stroking his chest. I only remember this b/c they had a "Making the Video" of it & I remember the director having to tell her, "Touch him! Stroke his chest or something, get in there!" THAT was the funniest shit ever, but anyway seems like soon thereafter she went back to her old self for that song w/ Missy & all those other broads & other songs/videos she guested on.

Ehh who cares, she's cute. Let her go for it

theAudience said:

Monique is crazy! I love her attitude, glad she's getting healthier but not trying to kill herself over some ideal




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This is acceptable




http://www.smoothmag.com/...a_brat.htm

ThreadCula said:

Lawdy.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

see, she can look good..its all in the outfit...