keeping in my mind I'm thinking more along the lines of specific lines than entire songs for examples. one of my favorites it "kiss me on my ego". The Whole rant on Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis is pretty good too

" They say the bigger the head ache the bigger the pill or call me the big pill" - Dr. Funkenstein

"Sir lollipop man alas the long head sucker" - P-Funk

"If you ain't gonna get it on take your dead ass home!" can't remember the name of the song that line is from, but I always thought is was funny.

lovedad43 said:

Funkadelic's "Take Your Dead Ass Home" (Say Something Nasty!!! Rated X)
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Somebody said, "Is there funk after dead?"
I said, "Is 7 Up?" Yeah...PEEEE-FONK!!!!!

Here's a toast to the booty!!! We'll funk to that, bottoms up!

Theme From The Black Hole.

Hell, this thread could go for years. I still don't know what the hell George was talking about all these years.

"Hey lady want you be my dog and i'll be your tree and you can pee on me"...."We will do you no harm other than pee in your afro" - Standing On The Verge. plus any thing from "The Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic ... George "crazier than a sex maniac in a whore house with a credit card".

'that's cool.....but can you imagine Doobie in your funk?' - Make My Funk The P-Funk

Everybody funkin that don't know how, you should have seen the bull when he funked the cow, funked so hard they saw some smoke and said let's get in the bed and funk like folk...LAUGHIN AT YA!

abierman said:

Can you imagine ELVIS in your funk?????

OOOHH!!!! W-E-F-U-N-KAAAY!!!!
Ahh...WEFUNK!!!!
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A luscious bitch she is, true...but it's not nice to fool mother nature
The proud mother of god like all ho's is jealous of her own shadow
Who is this young Vic Tanny bitch who wish to be queen for a day?
Who would sacrifice the great grandsons and daughters of her jealous mother by sucking their brain until their ability to think was amputated by pimping their instincts until they were fat, horny and strung-out.....
In a neurotic attempt to be queen of the universe
Who is this bitch?

Somebody asked: Is there funk after death?
I said: Is 7up?

I love "No Compute"

Ah, I awakened from a wet dream in which I was restless
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original jones: sex.

Now, my sexy jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say,
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay."
But I was cooler than that.
She said, "No compute."

I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said, "Are you asking to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig what's in pork?
Or you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen?"
She said, ah, "No compute."

Finally, she said, ah, "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about.
But it's really about my birth control pill."
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack.
When in doubt, vamp.
Or at least ad-lib.
And of course you know that spit don't make babies."
She smiled, and said, "No compute."
But I could tell that she was getting interested {?}.

So off we went!
There was fun to be had, love to be made.
"Strange", I said to myself after I laid,
Smoking a last joint before I ??? to sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in."
Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open, wig half off, snoring
Breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack."

funkpill said:

Yeah that's it thanks

lovedad43 said:

No problem my friend.....
GOD BLESS....

minneapolisgenius said:

Hey Minn. how 'bout the guitar chord progressions? Superb guitar work!