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PrintableTheRealFiness said: Slappy white was a funny cat too nah'
but ya gotta give it up for this Queen heah 
[Edited 1/26/05 17:48pm] 
more of her stuff needs to find its way to CD - she's a riot. | |
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TheRealFiness said: Slappy white was a funny cat too nah'
but ya gotta give it up for this Queen heah
[Edited 1/26/05 17:48pm] I just saw her movie "Amazing Grace" last night.... | |
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vainandy said:[quote] VANITYSprisonBYTCH said: I love the opening for 'Mutha Is Half A Word' when she talks about the whores her man is fucking with....she gave this advice to the women about what to do when their man came home after being with the whores...
"Yo man be out all night with them whores, buying them mink stoles, furs, every damn thang....you sitting at home with a raggety ass robe on...not a seaquin or a bead on the god damn thang.... ...you gott do like the whores baby! when he comes home you get him in the bed and FUCK HIM GOOD.....be like 'OH DADDY...GIVE IT TO ME....UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!! you do that and yo man will stay true to you!' Yeah, she moans about three times through the album. I like it when she goes to doctor and he takes her temperature through her rectum. He stuck it in her rectum and pretty soon it got good to her and she started hollering: "Oh...Oh doctor! Oh daddy...please. Doctor, just a little bit over to the left. Right there, right there, right there. Hold it! Hold it! HOLD IT! You motha fucka! OOOOOHHHHH SHIT! Sock it to me doctor!" Then she said "Wait a minute doctor, hell, that ain't my rectum!" The doctor said "No and that ain't my thermometer either!" Then her husband walked in and said "That son of a bitch better have numbers on it when you pull it out!"  Good lord, what in the name of reason?   Its been a minute since I've heard that.
That is one nasty ass heffa, I can tell you that 
Godness gracious, Millie Jackson couldn't fuck with that broad not even in her horniest days. Lawd have mercy *whew*  | |
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i remember the one about the hotel clerk having to suck dicks and then the male manager tells her "i'mma show you how to do this one more time!" you look better on your facebook page than you do in person  | |
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| Redd Foxx has got some funny comedy routines, too (not surprising). I was listening to some of them last night and just about fell off my chair laughing. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Redd Foxx has got some funny comedy routines, too (not surprising). I was listening to some of them last night and just about fell off my chair laughing. You's an ugly mofo,,,ugly for no damn reason either! [Edited 1/27/05 9:05am] | |
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Harlepolis said: psychodelicide said: Redd Foxx has got some funny comedy routines, too (not surprising). I was listening to some of them last night and just about fell off my chair laughing. You's an ugly mofo,,,ugly for no damn reason either!
[Edited 1/27/05 9:05am] i dont care you are.. white,black,rich,poor.. u still gotta wash yo ass | |
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La Wanda has a wonderful cameo in 'Shakes the Clown,' and also one of the more memorable lines in the film. In response to a clown's claim that weathermen get a lot of pussy, the late great Ms. Page had this to say:
"Weathermen don't get the kinda pussy I got. I got that peanut butter pussy . . .brown . .smooth . . and easy to spread." God rest her sweet soul. | |
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TheRealFiness said: Harlepolis said: You's an ugly mofo,,,ugly for no damn reason either!
[Edited 1/27/05 9:05am] i dont care you are.. white,black,rich,poor.. u still gotta wash yo ass Gotta love Redd Foxx and LaWanda Page.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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meltwithu said: i remember the one about the hotel clerk having to suck dicks and then the male manager tells her "i'mma show you how to do this one more time!" Oh yes, that's a good one! The man takes the girl up to the room and pulls off his clothes and asks her to blow him. LaWanda blows into the microphone to show that the girl didn't know what he was talking about and she actually "blew" on him. The man said "I said BLOW ME BITCH" and the girl did it again. The man tells the desk clerk what she did and he tells the girl "I'm just gonna show you ONE MORE DAMN TIME!!" The audience participation on this one is great also. The ladies started going "naw girl" and really cracking up. LaWanda starts talking shit to them too...."Yeah...that son of a bitch asked her to BLOW HIM HONEY and she said (she blows into the microphone again)" Andy is a four letter word. | |
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psychodelicide said: Redd Foxx has got some funny comedy routines, too (not surprising). I was listening to some of them last night and just about fell off my chair laughing. I saw his video "Plain Brown Wrapper" but I only saw it once so I don't remember too many of the details. I think he found two bald men in the audience and told them to put their heads up next to each other. Then he said "You see there, put those two heads together and it looks like somebody's ass!". I also remember him drinking out of a mug that had nipples molded into it. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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trashoblanco said:
"Weathermen don't get the kinda pussy I got. I got that peanut butter pussy . . .brown . .smooth . . and easy to spread."
She had funny one-liners on her album too: "Do you know what a vice squad is?.....A pussy posse!" "My room number is 69 but I'm changing it to 88....he ate and she ate!" Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy said: I saw his video "Plain Brown Wrapper" but I only saw it once so I don't remember too many of the details. I think he found two bald men in the audience and told them to put their heads up next to each other. Then he said "You see there, put those two heads together and it looks like somebody's ass!". I also remember him drinking out of a mug that had nipples molded into it. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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"You ole heathen!!!!" RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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