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Is this the worst song ever? Sex in the Kitchen by R Kelly. If there is a song with lyrics worse than this I haven't heard it. It's even worse when you hear the actual song.
Girl You're In The Kitchen Cookin' Me A Meal Somethin' Makes Me Wanna Come In There And Get A Feel Walk Around In Your T-shirt Nothin' Else On Struttin'pass Switchin' That Ass While I'm On The Phone Ohh Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy While You're Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed How would you like it baby Tell me right now babe Girl you're in the kitchen Chillin in your robe I'm sayin to myself she better go put on some clothes Ticklin' & teasin', doin' that little dance Girl you gon' make me lay you down and give it to yoo one mo'gin Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy While You're Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed x2 This is what i'm ready to do! GIRL I'M READY TO TOSS YOUR SALAD!! While we're makin' love girl I'll be feastin' Girl you're in the kitchen sweatin' up a storm The oven's on 500 so you know the kitchen's warm Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind Cos here we are still in this kitchen doin' it for the third time Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want! That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed x2 Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
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No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.  | |
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that sounds like something they'd write on mr. show. seriously. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
But this fool just rhymed "Tomatoes and Potatoes"  Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
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intha916 said: RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
But this fool just rhymed "Tomatoes and Potatoes" at least he didn't rhyme "'taters and 'maters".  | |
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Sounds catchy!  | |
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Anxiety said: intha916 said: But this fool just rhymed "Tomatoes and Potatoes" at least he didn't rhyme "'taters and 'maters". Wait until the remix Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
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althom said: Sounds catchy!
sounds corny...and I bet all the hoodrats and chickenheads are probably treating that shit like an anthem..... I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back. I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there. I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish. And I am | |
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boriquateddy said: althom said: Sounds catchy!
sounds corny...and I bet all the hoodrats and chickenheads are probably treating that shit like an anthem..... I dunno man. I've heard this track and it might be too bad even by today's standard to be anyone's anthem. Bringing Together Five Decades of R&B/Funk/Soul/Dance
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boriquateddy said: althom said: Sounds catchy!
sounds corny...and I bet all the hoodrats and chickenheads are probably treating that shit like an anthem..... Yeah...A ghetto anthem..... | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
What about Heaven I Need A Hug? And what shitty album is this from? [Edited 1/18/05 16:47pm] | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
or this one: "You Remind Me of Something" You remind me of something I just can't think of what it is [1] - You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it Something like my sound, I wanna pump it Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it And something like my bank account I wanna spend it, baby It's something about your love that's got me going crazy Baby, you know I want you real bad And girl I really like your freaky style How can I be down with you? So get a little closer to my ride I wanna get to know you lady And hip me up on how to get inside you Listen, pretty baby [2] - I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it Is all I wanna do for you baby Girl, it's something kind of sexy Goin' on about you babe [repeat 1, 1] Now I would like to take you on a ride tonight Girl, you know we'll have so much fun And give you everything your body needs Satisfaction guaranteed So pull up to my bumper and let the system sound Girl, I bet cha' I can drive you crazy And let me be the one to drop you off Babe, listen to me [rpt 2, 1, 1...1] Don't be alone, don't be alone I'm comin' through your door Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, baby It's something about this moment [rpt 1, 1, 1...] | |
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abierman said: RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
or this one: "You Remind Me of Something" You remind me of something I just can't think of what it is [1] - You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it Something like my sound, I wanna pump it Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it And something like my bank account I wanna spend it, baby It's something about your love that's got me going crazy Baby, you know I want you real bad And girl I really like your freaky style How can I be down with you? So get a little closer to my ride I wanna get to know you lady And hip me up on how to get inside you Listen, pretty baby [2] - I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it Is all I wanna do for you baby Girl, it's something kind of sexy Goin' on about you babe [repeat 1, 1] Now I would like to take you on a ride tonight Girl, you know we'll have so much fun And give you everything your body needs Satisfaction guaranteed So pull up to my bumper and let the system sound Girl, I bet cha' I can drive you crazy And let me be the one to drop you off Babe, listen to me [rpt 2, 1, 1...1] Don't be alone, don't be alone I'm comin' through your door Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, baby It's something about this moment [rpt 1, 1, 1...] I remember that one.
Très romantique. | |
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VoicesCarry said: I remember that one.
Très romantique. yeah.....'you remind me of my Jeep'..... | |
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abierman said: RipHer2Shreds said: No. The award for worst song still goes to You Saved Me by the same artist.
or this one: "You Remind Me of Something" You remind me of something I just can't think of what it is [1] - You remind me of my jeep, I wanna ride it Something like my sound, I wanna pump it Girl you look just like my cars, I wanna wax it And something like my bank account I wanna spend it, baby It's something about your love that's got me going crazy Baby, you know I want you real bad And girl I really like your freaky style How can I be down with you? So get a little closer to my ride I wanna get to know you lady And hip me up on how to get inside you Listen, pretty baby [2] - I wanna roll it, roll it, roll it, roll it Is all I wanna do for you baby Girl, it's something kind of sexy Goin' on about you babe [repeat 1, 1] Now I would like to take you on a ride tonight Girl, you know we'll have so much fun And give you everything your body needs Satisfaction guaranteed So pull up to my bumper and let the system sound Girl, I bet cha' I can drive you crazy And let me be the one to drop you off Babe, listen to me [rpt 2, 1, 1...1] Don't be alone, don't be alone I'm comin' through your door Turn off the lights, turn off the lights, baby It's something about this moment [rpt 1, 1, 1...] Uh oh. This song was a big hit so anything is possible. | |
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So he has a new shitty album coming out? | |
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VoicesCarry said: So he has a new shitty album coming out?
what, with the hit single "i wanna do you with my george foreman grill while i play grand theft auto on my x-box?" | |
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Anxiety said: VoicesCarry said: So he has a new shitty album coming out?
what, with the hit single "i wanna do you with my george foreman grill while i play grand theft auto on my x-box?" "Yo' entry point reminds me of a toilet paper core. Girl, let me squeeze your Charmin." It writes itself, really. [Edited 1/18/05 17:19pm] | |
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intha916 said: Sex in the Kitchen by R Kelly. If there is a song with lyrics worse than this I haven't heard it. It's even worse when you hear the actual song.
Girl You're In The Kitchen Cookin' Me A Meal Somethin' Makes Me Wanna Come In There And Get A Feel Walk Around In Your T-shirt Nothin' Else On Struttin'pass Switchin' That Ass While I'm On The Phone Ohh Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy While You're Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed How would you like it baby Tell me right now babe Girl you're in the kitchen Chillin in your robe I'm sayin to myself she better go put on some clothes Ticklin' & teasin', doin' that little dance Girl you gon' make me lay you down and give it to yoo one mo'gin Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy While You're Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed x2 This is what i'm ready to do! GIRL I'M READY TO TOSS YOUR SALAD!! While we're makin' love girl I'll be feastin' Girl you're in the kitchen sweatin' up a storm The oven's on 500 so you know the kitchen's warm Girl you know just how to get into a brother's mind Cos here we are still in this kitchen doin' it for the third time Cuttin Up Tomatos, Fruits, And Vegatables, And Potatos Girl You Look So Sexy Doin' The Damn Thing That I Want! That I Want Sex In The Kitchen Over By The Stove Put You On The Counter By The Buttered Rolls Hands On The Table On Your Tippy Toes We'll Be Makin Love Like The Restaurant Was Closed x2 OH MY GOD!? 
WHO LET THE TOSSED SALAD MAN OUT OF JAIL?!!!    | |
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VoicesCarry said:
What's he doing huggin' on Patrice Rushen? And why ain't she got a shirt on? | |
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R.Kelly is one of the worst songwriters ever.I can't believe that so many people buy this crap! | |
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