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Thread started 01/05/05 12:42pm

superspaceboy

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MADONNA'S 10 WORST SONGS

We all love her...but she does have some stinkers.

What are her top 10 songs that make you cringe?


In no order...

Cherish
Rain
Take a Bow
This is to be my Playground
White Lines
I'm So Stupid
Love Song
DOn't tell Me
Spotlight
Candy Perfume Girl
[Edited 1/5/05 12:42pm]

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Reply #1 posted 01/05/05 12:44pm

sextonseven

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Calling all haters...Here's your big chance.

How many seconds before the first post that says "all of them"?
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Reply #2 posted 01/05/05 12:47pm

VoicesCarry

Ones that make me cringe:

I'm So Stupid
Spotlight
One More Chance
Jimmy Jimmy
Love Makes The World Go Round
Did You Do It?
American Life

Just so we can get this over with:

dewrede said:

Madonna sucks barf


gman1966 said:

Madonna ain't no competition for a fine ass sista like Janet!

[Edited 1/6/05 4:01am]
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Reply #3 posted 01/05/05 12:48pm

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Over and Over
Jimmy Jimmy
I Know It
I'll Remember
American Life
Nobody's Perfect
One More Chance
Bye Bye Baby
Fever
Causing a COmmotion
[Edited 1/5/05 12:49pm]
Let the rain come down...17 days....
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Reply #4 posted 01/05/05 12:54pm

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I don't have time to go through Madonna's entire back catalog to come up with ten songs I can't stand (seems like a waste of time and energy looking for songs I hate), but I can tell you immediately which song burns my butt the most:

DID YOU DO IT?

Why the hell was this song ever recorded??? barf
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Reply #5 posted 01/05/05 12:54pm

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sextonseven said:

Calling all haters...Here's your big chance.

How many seconds before the first post that says "all of them"?

Hang tight for a sec, i'm a bit parched...



...all better now.


All of them! How long was that?

cool

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Reply #6 posted 01/05/05 12:55pm

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American Life
True Blue
Papa Dont Preach
Words barf
Causing a Commotion
Can I add Queens English on this this list cause she did vocals on it?
Rain
Im Going Bananas
Now Im Following You
Dont Cry For Me Argentina (two times barf barf )

wait, i take out Queens English cause it really doesnt count and add:

Secret
Space for sale...
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Reply #7 posted 01/05/05 12:57pm

endorphin74

Rain makes me ill

I also seriously dislike:
I'm So Stupid
Runaway Lover
This Used To Be My Playground
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Reply #8 posted 01/05/05 12:57pm

SassyBritches

jimmy jimmy
love makes the world go round
shoo bee doo
one more chance
white heat
love don't live here anymore
nobody's perfect
where life begins
don't stop
american pie

that was easy.

power of suggestion edit.
[Edited 1/5/05 13:07pm]
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Reply #9 posted 01/05/05 12:57pm

sextonseven

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theAudience said:

sextonseven said:

Calling all haters...Here's your big chance.

How many seconds before the first post that says "all of them"?

Hang tight for a sec, i'm a bit parched...



...all better now.


All of them! How long was that?

cool

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


falloff That was a whole 12 minutes according to the org clock!
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Reply #10 posted 01/05/05 1:01pm

VoicesCarry

theAudience said:

sextonseven said:

Calling all haters...Here's your big chance.

How many seconds before the first post that says "all of them"?

Hang tight for a sec, i'm a bit parched...



...all better now.


All of them! How long was that?

cool

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


You didn't say it like you meant it, though. wink
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Reply #11 posted 01/05/05 1:05pm

purplegypsy

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What is White Lines?
Let the rain come down...17 days....
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Reply #12 posted 01/05/05 1:06pm

scififilmnerd

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sextonseven said:

I don't have time to go through Madonna's entire back catalog to come up with ten songs I can't stand (seems like a waste of time and energy looking for songs I hate), but I can tell you immediately which song burns my butt the most:

DID YOU DO IT?

Why the hell was this song ever recorded??? barf


My sentiments (and choice of worst), too. biggrin
rainbow woot! FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION! woot! rainbow
rainbow woot! FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION woot! rainbow
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Reply #13 posted 01/05/05 1:07pm

SassyBritches

purplegypsy said:

What is White Lines?

i meant white heat
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Reply #14 posted 01/05/05 1:09pm

sextonseven

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SassyBritches said:

purplegypsy said:

What is White Lines?

i meant white heat


LOL, I thought it was a bootleg Melle Mel cover that I never heard.
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Reply #15 posted 01/05/05 1:16pm

JANFAN4L

1. I'm Going Bananas
2. Jimmy Jimmy
3. Fever
4. Get Into The Hollywood Groove
5. American Life ("...I do Yoga and Pilates and I'm checkin' out the hotties, la, la, la, la, la...")
6. Don't Cry For Me Argentina
7. Bedtime Story
8. American Pie
9. Holiday (grates my nerves)
10. Die Another Day


007 edit.
[Edited 1/5/05 13:18pm]
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Reply #16 posted 01/05/05 1:30pm

purplegypsy

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JANFAN4L said:

1. 4. Get Into The Hollywood Groove





OH MY GAWWWWWD! How could I forget to include this...how annoying was it that she sang that version of the chorus on last year's tour?
Let the rain come down...17 days....
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Reply #17 posted 01/05/05 1:32pm

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SassyBritches said:

purplegypsy said:

What is White Lines?

i meant white heat


I actually like White Heat...the bridge where she sings "I don't want to live out your fantasy...loves not that easy..."
Let the rain come down...17 days....
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Reply #18 posted 01/05/05 1:34pm

SassyBritches

purplegypsy said:

JANFAN4L said:

1. 4. Get Into The Hollywood Groove





OH MY GAWWWWWD! How could I forget to include this...how annoying was it that she sang that version of the chorus on last year's tour?

i like both versions.
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Reply #19 posted 01/05/05 1:54pm

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theAudience said:

sextonseven said:

Calling all haters...Here's your big chance.

How many seconds before the first post that says "all of them"?

Hang tight for a sec, i'm a bit parched...



...all better now.


All of them! How long was that?

cool

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm

clapping
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #20 posted 01/05/05 2:05pm

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VoicesCarry said:

theAudience said:


Hang tight for a sec, i'm a bit parched...



...all better now.


All of them! How long was that?

cool

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


You didn't say it like you meant it, though. wink

Quiet on the set, Madge-Hate take two.

(clears throat)
pissed ALL OF THEM!!!! pissed

Cut, Print.

How was that, better? nod

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

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Reply #21 posted 01/05/05 2:07pm

VoicesCarry

theAudience said:

VoicesCarry said:



You didn't say it like you meant it, though. wink

Quiet on the set, Madge-Hate take two.

(clears throat)
pissed ALL OF THEM!!!! pissed

Cut, Print.

How was that, better? nod

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


How about:

dewrede said:

all of them barf


?
[Edited 1/6/05 4:02am]
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Reply #22 posted 01/05/05 2:18pm

theAudience

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VoicesCarry said:[quote]

theAudience said:



How about:

jayardee said:

all of them barf


?

Damn, gotta work on my Method Acting techniques.

OK, OK, one more.

Madge-Hate, take three.

(clear throat, gets constipated-like grimace)

pissed AAAAAL OF THEM!!!!! pissed ..... <<<<< Madge.

Acadamy Award? nod

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

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Reply #23 posted 01/05/05 2:21pm

VoicesCarry

theAudience said:

VoicesCarry said:



?

Damn, gotta work on my Method Acting techniques.

OK, OK, one more.

Madge-Hate, take three.

(clear throat, gets constipated-like grimace)

pissed AAAAAL OF THEM!!!!! pissed ..... <<<<< Madge.

Acadamy Award? nod

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


Ehhh, I'll give it to you. But it's no Shanghai Surprise. wink
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Reply #24 posted 01/05/05 2:41pm

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VoicesCarry said:

theAudience said:


Damn, gotta work on my Method Acting techniques.

OK, OK, one more.

Madge-Hate, take three.

(clear throat, gets constipated-like grimace)

pissed AAAAAL OF THEM!!!!! pissed ..... <<<<< Madge.

Acadamy Award? nod

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm


Ehhh, I'll give it to you. But it's no Shanghai Surprise. wink

Gee, thanks neutral

(Damn critics) confused

tA

peace Tribal Disorder

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Reply #25 posted 01/05/05 4:04pm

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stfu

threadjackers!!!!
Space for sale...
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Reply #26 posted 01/05/05 4:06pm

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superspaceboy said:

We all love her...but she does have some stinkers.

What are her top 10 songs that make you cringe?


In no order...

Cherish
Rain
Take a Bow


Three of my favorites.
'Cause your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance... well, they're no friends of mine.
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Reply #27 posted 01/05/05 7:46pm

glamslamkid

TRUE BLUE.
TRUE barf
GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

Paw Power Pussy paw
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Reply #28 posted 01/05/05 7:55pm

RipHer2Shreds

All-time worst: Jimmy Jimmy. I can't believe that even made it on an album. Others I dont' like are...

American Life
In This Life
(nice sentiment, but terrible song)
Over and Over
Survival
One More Chance
(does anyone not think this sounds like More Than Words?)
Material Girl
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Reply #29 posted 01/05/05 8:00pm

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Sure True Blue and Cherish are syrupy sweet but they're great pop songs in their own right. Instead of putting my favourite 10 i'm gonna put what i think is her single worst song...

..Die Another Day

It's not even a song, it's all over the place. It's jarring on the ears and its easily the worst bond theme ever. It's like some crazy experiment. For the life of me i can't understand how it was accepted as a theme song to a major motion picture.
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