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Thread started 01/06/05 9:47am

meltwithu

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If Asslee could dance, would anybody care that she sounds horrible?

i mean really, she sounds no worse live than anybody out there who pretty much dances most of the time. is it that she really thinks that she's a TRUE singer that everybody hates her?
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #1 posted 01/06/05 9:54am

Anxiety

can't sing, can't dance, doesn't really have stage presence...she just has that pedigree going for her, and even that's wearing thin.

honestly, i bet the kid does have a little bit of talent, but she's being pressured into these gargantuan performances and other settings she's just not ready for. let the kid play in some coffeehouses and do some little club shows, especially if she's going for this "street urchin" thing in contrast to her sister. if she wants to play the bohemian let her play in bohemian settings and learn what it's like to be this character she wants to play out as her persona.

i think she's being shoved out there by her father, who doesn't give a shit about anything else but her making lots of money. it ain't about art or "the craft", kids. it's about making that cash. ashlee's a hooker, daddy's the pimp.
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Reply #2 posted 01/06/05 10:22am

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meltwithu said:

i mean really, she sounds no worse live than anybody out there who pretty much dances most of the time. is it that she really thinks that she's a TRUE singer that everybody hates her?




i think people would probably cut her a little more slack if she could dance because then at least she would sort of have an excuse but she doesn't sing and she can't dance and she can't say it was acid reflux again, so she's fucked. can you say nail in the coffin of her "career"?
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Reply #3 posted 01/06/05 10:26am

thesexofit

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In UK i ain't seen her anywhere? Is she really that big in USA?

Iam soooo jelous, UK get robbie williams
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Reply #4 posted 01/06/05 10:33am

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If she had a face like Jessica and body like Britney no one would care. I do hoewever enjoy seeing the talentless stomped on. nod
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Reply #5 posted 01/06/05 11:45am

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well it really seems that her parents used all the looks, talent and brains on jessica
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #6 posted 01/06/05 11:52am

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well, at least then she would have one talent.. shrug
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Reply #7 posted 01/06/05 11:58am

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but dancing isn't "punk" (term used extremely loosely in her case). heh. mr.green
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Reply #8 posted 01/06/05 12:50pm

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Reply #9 posted 01/06/05 1:56pm

CinisterCee

She actually sings much worse than "average", so I'm not sure elaborate choreography could save her.

The point is moot anyhow, since the girl cannot move.
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Reply #10 posted 01/06/05 2:17pm

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EverlastingNow said:

If she had a face like Jessica and body like Britney no one would care. I do hoewever enjoy seeing the talentless stomped on. nod

And if her last name was Jackson.
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #11 posted 01/06/05 2:20pm

CinisterCee

Adisa said:

EverlastingNow said:

If she had a face like Jessica and body like Britney no one would care. I do hoewever enjoy seeing the talentless stomped on. nod

And if her last name was Jackson.


Then she might be multi-talented, or at least good-looking (Latoya).. confuse
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Reply #12 posted 01/06/05 4:03pm

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I'm pretty surprised she doesn't dance much. I'm guessing it's because she is sooo "punk" that dancing wouldn't go with her "look". She began her career as a dancer and danced backup for Jessica's tours and videos. I still think she is a mediocre talent regardless and wouldn't rate her a good dancer to begin with.

Even if she danced, her face would still do nothing for her. She doesn't quite have the sex appeal like other "dancing" performers like Janet and Britney.

I don't think people dislike her because she thinks she can sing (though she can't). I think we dislike her for her ignorance and for being thrown out there by her money making parents with no training or appreciation for her very own craft. I say the girl should be forgotten soon.
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Reply #13 posted 01/06/05 4:09pm

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EmeraldCity said:


I don't think people dislike her because she thinks she can sing (though she can't). I think we dislike her for her ignorance and for being thrown out there by her money making parents with no training or appreciation for her very own craft. I say the girl should be forgotten soon.


And there you have it. nod
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Reply #14 posted 01/06/05 4:18pm

Anxiety

ashlee is SO not "punk" that she makes avril look like freakin' patti smith. barf
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Reply #15 posted 01/07/05 12:46pm

sosgemini

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wait..who are we talking about ashanti or the simpsons chick?
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