I predict no more than 5 years. 3 at the most and possible 1 with good behavior.

I wonder how his nose will look by the time he's released?

Cloudbuster said:

maybe it will have grown back while he didn't have access to a plastic surgeon for more than 10 minutes.

GrayKing said:

did i miss a big news flash or something?

Anxiety said:

Nope! Just another MJ thread.

ok this thing is gonna be locked soon but I might as well get my time in.Mj is going on accident he didn't do it

AsianBomb777 said:

he won't be getting out on good
behaviour.. y'all know MJ....he's bad

Cloudbuster said:

Maybe his family will smuggle a plastic surgeon in a gigantic jar of peanut butter.

Adisa said:

Adisa said:

and JELLY!!!!

Do you think hes been offered a plea bargain deal yet???

thedoorkeeper said:

http://www.prince.org/msg/8/125474

Are you crazy?

He'll kill himself before doing prison time. Mark my words.

tackam said:

I thought about that too.

MJ is cornered.
But he hasn't killed himself yet. I mean if you're guilty, why would you prolong your suffering?

Maybe he thinks he MIGHT get away with it? And that is the reason why he hasn't done it?

Or maybe, he REALLY didn't do it, and that is the reason why he hasn't killed himself.

Either way, I figure if he really is guilty, he doesn't have many options.

tackam said:

yeah he'll probably play prince records until he feels like he wants to actually bone a woman for a change.

smellmyfunk said:

Hey, you stole my avatar! Kind of.

tackam said:

I totally agree.He would never go to prison,he'd kill himself first.If he does get convicted,they're gonna have to put him on a permanent suicide watch.

AsianBomb777 said:

I think he didn't really do it and is holding out hope that the justice system will produce the correct result.

But if not:

LEGO THRILLER (watch it here)

Someone has done a shot-by-shot recreation of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video using Legos.

tackam said:

I agree with you...Don't judge him before we know the truth! So this thread is a bit stupid IMO

CinisterCee said:

Wow. Fucking brilliant.

CinisterCee said:

Ive seen them do that with Monty Python's Camelot song....
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DavidEye said:

Are you kidding? he's gonna love it....

(in his best little girl voice) " Look everybody...Ive dropped the soap again..."

Ideal scenario: the guy is innocent, the procecution realizes it, to safe face they offer clearence of all charges but with the obligation to go into counseling for a very long time, and the defence accepting the deal because they don't want to risk the jury verdict.

Hey, wait! This is America - the innocent don't go to jail. No, wait...

CinisterCee said:

Lego Thriller is good but it's nowhere near as brilliant as Barbie Karen Carpenter!

Shouldn't this thread be titled "MJ - how Long will he Last in Prison?"

namepeace said:

whoopzy, i didnt think anyone else used this excellent cd as
a avatar

smellmyfunk said:

I was using a Madvillain avvie before Christmas but not the CD cover. I may go back to it so we may have to start a Madvillain Mafia around here.