Completely absurd, but very funny. I especially like the last sentence.

From imdb.com

Madonna flew into a rage when two backstage workers at the 1991 Oscars made errors affecting the perfectionist singer, according to an explosive new book. Film journalist Steve Pond has exposed the Material Girl's diva-like behavior in his new book The Big Show: High Times And Dirty Dealings Backstage At The Academy Awards. Pond claims a female camera operator was seriously injured after falling off the stage into the orchestra pit while Madonna was preparing to rehearse her Dick Tracy tune "Sooner Or Later" to the celebrity-packed audience. But instead of expressing concern, the pop legend was enraged when she was informed her performance had been delayed by the mishap - and reportedly commented, "But she's just lying there. Can't we just do this?" The situation got worse when a technician fell asleep and ruined a planned stunt which was supposed to involve her microphone appearing out of nowhere. Pond recalls in the tome due out next month, "(Madonna launched) into an astonishingly profane tirade, despite the fact that the area below the stage was also occupied by a group of children. Furious, she grabbed (the bearer of the bad news) around the neck and lifted him bodily off the ground, not relinquishing her grip until the trapdoor opened and she began to rise."

They 4got the part where she went outside 4 a moment, then suddenly burst through the wall of the shrine auditorium with her pick-up truck and ran over the stage hand (twice, just 2 b sure) before tying all of the children 2gether and setting fire 2 them!
[Edited 12/24/04 7:37am]

That's not even "berserk" for Madonna.

CinisterCee said:

Yeah, I can't imagine what she'll be like when menopause hits.

CinisterCee said:

I don't know. That's pretty fucking bad!

VoicesCarry said:

that's beautiful

Shes NEVER given the impression that she should be fucked with. The lady has got an iron will (and grip!)

VoicesCarry said:

she'd have every right to launch into a profane tirade...how the hell do you fall asleep on the job (and on live tv?!?).

In EW during the DWT they told a story on how she and DSquared got into a heated coversation over the size of a shirt. She said it was smaller than when she orginally tried it on and she wanted them to remake it to the orginal size. They said it hadn't changed. After a few mins of going back and forth the remeasured the shirt and it was half an inch smaller than the day before. They than remade the shirt. HHHHHhmmmmm. That's why she is great. Attention to detail

In 1990,when she was in Boston for a series of concerts on the 'Blonde Ambition' tour,she got pissed when there was no hot water in her hotel suite.When the hotel staff came upstairs into her room,she angrily threw a towel at one of them,saying "How the fuck am I supposed to take a bath?!".


she can be a bitch,for sure

See this is why she has an advantage over most performers, she always puts her foot down and gets everything perfect and if even something small messes up, she notices.

alll HAIL THE QUEEN

i miss that Madonna i wish she'd drop this school-marme, earth-mother, queen-of-england, husband-and-kids business and go out there and kick ass and take names later again.

GrayKing said:

Oh that old Madonna is still in her

IN FACT

Xtina reveals when they were practicing for the VMAs with Brit that Madonna was getting pissed Brit wasnt cooperating with the kiss, and eventually pissed on Brit by saying "For fucks sake Britney, KISS ME."

GrayKing said:

i think she is the same way... just better at hiding it

SassyBritches said:

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What about the woman that was hurt. Let's be honest Madonna get's a past because she is Madonna. The great talent of the music industry(LOL)

Bitch needs to be slapped into reality.

laurarichardson said:

well the reality is she's hot shit, and always gets her way, especially at that time in her career. what reality did she need to be slapped into?

GrayKing said:

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Did you read this part of the article or did you miss it.

"Pond claims a female camera operator was seriously injured after falling off the stage into the orchestra pit while Madonna was preparing to rehearse her Dick Tracy tune "Sooner Or Later" to the celebrity-packed audience. But instead of expressing concern, the pop legend was enraged when she was informed her performance had been delayed by the mishap "

Damm, I think she could pause two minutes to see if the person was alright. If you don't think that is a little cold well maybe you and Madonna both need to be slapped into reality.

GrayKing said:

To be honest,I kinda miss "the old Madonna" too


I miss the days when she used to talk alot of shit in interviews,and when she had a "I don't give a fuck" attitude.She was alot more fun back then!

laurarichardson said:

yeah well Madonna dont give a fuck what you or that hurt lady thinks. That's the point

laurarichardson said:

she's extremely rich and the most famous woman in the world. whether or not she SHOULD be concerned with the woman is beside the point. the REALITY of it is, she doesn't need to be.

GrayKing said:

True. Rich, famous people don't have to have feelings, at least not for others.

VoicesCarry said:

well said. i can't wait until i'm famous so i can shit all over the little people without having to feel guilty about it.