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PrintableOh I love the Joyce symbol! That should be your new avatar. | |
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I know this has been done, and I apologize for rehashing the theme, but I love the LoveSexy album cover so here's my spin on it:
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AsianBomb777 said: Oh God, somebody please help me--I'm such a sick little monkey.  OMG!!!!  
Look at the Joyce glyph symbol!! | |
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From now on, she will simply be known as :
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AsianBomb777 said: From now on, she will simply be known as :
One for the record books! | |
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OK, so I've spent hours now on this thread.
Can somebody please tell me who this elusive lady is? I can't find any iformation on her any damned place? Why does she keep appearing on the ORG? What gives? | |
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AB, it was all explained in this post:
VoicesCarry said: missfee said: this may sound stupid, but who in the hell is joyce???
It all started in December 2003, when an orger discovered http://www.bizarrerecords.com, and started posting some of the site's pics to a WORST album covers thread. Joyce was an immediate favorite, and she has now entered org lore. Someone even e-mailed the webmaster explaining the org obsession with Joyce and asked him to post an .mp3 sample from her LP (which he has). This is why if you view the Joyce page on the site, you see "The most popular record on bizarrerecords.com". 
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RipHer2Shreds said: AB, it was all explained in this post:
VoicesCarry said: It all started in December 2003, when an orger discovered http://www.bizarrerecords.com, and started posting some of the site's pics to a WORST album covers thread. Joyce was an immediate favorite, and she has now entered org lore. Someone even e-mailed the webmaster explaining the org obsession with Joyce and asked him to post an .mp3 sample from her LP (which he has). This is why if you view the Joyce page on the site, you see "The most popular record on bizarrerecords.com".
[Edited 12/23/04 11:40am] Oh, that poor lady. This entire time I've been dreaming up these horrid interpretations of the "naughty" side of Joyce, and she's probably just some nice little lady. 
Do U guys understand the karma I'm racking up? I mean, it's different when we pick on Prince--he deserves it, stealing our cameras and shit. SHutting down fansites and shit. But Joyce? She's just waiting for Jesus to come AGAAAAAIIIN. | |
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AsianBomb777 said: RipHer2Shreds said: AB, it was all explained in this post:
Oh, that poor lady. This entire time I've been dreaming up these horrid interpretations of the "naughty" side of Joyce, and she's probably just some nice little lady.
Do U guys understand the karma I'm racking up? I mean, it's different when we pick on Prince--he deserves it, stealing our cameras and shit. SHutting down fansites and shit. But Joyce? She's just waiting for Jesus to come AGAAAAAIIIN. She does have a steamy, naughty side. Sexual fantasies about Jesus? Prince would be proud to sing that song! | |
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VoicesCarry said: AsianBomb777 said: Oh, that poor lady. This entire time I've been dreaming up these horrid interpretations of the "naughty" side of Joyce, and she's probably just some nice little lady.
Do U guys understand the karma I'm racking up? I mean, it's different when we pick on Prince--he deserves it, stealing our cameras and shit. SHutting down fansites and shit. But Joyce? She's just waiting for Jesus to come AGAAAAAIIIN. She does have a steamy, naughty side. Sexual fantasies about Jesus? Prince would be proud to sing that song!  'U ain't right!!!!!' Banner © AsianBomb777 | |
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The Artist Formerly Known as Joyce 
(but is it a Registered Trademark??  )
OMFG, the photoshop creations in this thread are killin' me!! You guys are geniuses, keep 'em coming!! "I would say that Prince's top thirty percent is great. Of that thirty percent, I'll bet the public has heard twenty percent of it." - Susan Rogers, "Hunting for Prince's Vault", BBC, 2015 |
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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but...
Her full name is Joyce Drake. The album came out in 1983 on LTD Records. Anybody know more? | |
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Yeah...anyone know if she's still alive?
Can u imagine: Today - at 12:00 ET: Org Chat with The Artist Formerly Known as Joyce!  | |
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GangstaFam said: I don't know if this has been mentioned, but...
Her full name is Joyce Drake. The album came out in 1983 on LTD Records. Anybody know more? That's all I know, too, but there's so much more I want to learn about the elusive Joyce. | |
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Catalogue number to her LP is LTD Records #4013. | |
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VoicesCarry said: Catalogue number to her LP is LTD Records #4013.
Ya know, I'd love to hear her whole catalogue remastered, and maybe get some remixes or something. LTD is really sleeping on this. | |
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theVelvetRoper said: VoicesCarry said: Catalogue number to her LP is LTD Records #4013.
Ya know, I'd love to hear her whole catalogue remastered, and maybe get some remixes or something. LTD is really sleeping on this. She's not registered with the ASCAP - neither is "I Get Excited". How could they miss out on such a masterpiece? | |
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VoicesCarry said: theVelvetRoper said: Ya know, I'd love to hear her whole catalogue remastered, and maybe get some remixes or something. LTD is really sleeping on this. She's not registered with the ASCAP - neither is "I Get Excited". How could they miss out on such a masterpiece? Beats me. But I do know that I'd LOVE to hear Janet do a version of "I Get Excited" for her next album. That'll be good for causing more controversy, for sure. | |
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 laughin so hard that tears are runnin down my face @ this entire thread | |
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AsianBomb777 said: From now on, she will simply be known as :
BRILLIANT!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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theVelvetRoper said: Beats me. But I do know that I'd LOVE to hear Janet do a version of "I Get Excited" for her next album. That'll be good for causing more controversy, for sure.
Yeah, she could even have one of her trademark orgasms at the end to drive the point home. | |
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You guys are killing me. I even listened to the clip. I'm sorry I just couldn't stop laughing....
Miguel 
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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GangstaFam said: theVelvetRoper said: Beats me. But I do know that I'd LOVE to hear Janet do a version of "I Get Excited" for her next album. That'll be good for causing more controversy, for sure.
Yeah, she could even have one of her trademark orgasms at the end to drive the point home. Don't forget the giggle. She'd have to giggle, too. She can't do a damn song without that fucking giggle. | |
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RipHer2Shreds said: GangstaFam said: Yeah, she could even have one of her trademark orgasms at the end to drive the point home. Don't forget the giggle. She'd have to giggle, too. She can't do a damn song without that fucking giggle. and a thunderstorm  "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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Why does this thread have to have an end date and be about competition?
I say, we reserve a thread on the org strictly as a Joyce sanctuary that lets us get away from the stresses of our daily lives. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Why does this thread have to have an end date and be about competition?
I say, we reserve a thread on the org strictly as a Joyce sanctuary that lets us get away from the stresses of our daily lives. Fine by me. Plus, how could we ever determine a winner. They're all great! | |
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GrayKing said: RipHer2Shreds said: Don't forget the giggle. She'd have to giggle, too. She can't do a damn song without that fucking giggle. and a thunderstorm And there definitely has to be a spoken-word interlude with a title. | |
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theVelvetRoper said: And there definitely has to be a spoken-word interlude with a title.
And hopefully her getting caught candidly in the studio. | |
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GangstaFam said: theVelvetRoper said: And there definitely has to be a spoken-word interlude with a title.
And hopefully her getting caught candidly in the studio. Don't get me in here acting silly now! *giggles*  | |
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Oh, God, I need to go see a doctor. Joyce is helping learn Photoshop at a pace I could've never accomplished otherwise. I need therapy. 
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