Anything by Genesis P-Orridge. I read somewhere recently that he and his wife both got breast implants as anniversary gifts or something like that. Actually an interesting idea... who needs to go out a meet a woman with nice breasts if you just have your own??? Change it one more time.. | |
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A LOVE BIZARRE LOL | |
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A Blind Man's Penis-Ramsey Kearney-I used to listen to this song on the "Dr.Demento Show" here in L.A. It had bizarro lyrics like "A blind man's penis is erect because he is blind" & "Warts love my nipples because they are pink" !
I just found this song on this V/A CD.Listen to the other songs, they are just as bizzarre.I think I'll get this! http://www.amazon.com/exe...les#disc_1 | |
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Love Missile F1-11 - Sigue Sigue Sputnik WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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lezama said: Anything by Genesis P-Orridge. I read somewhere recently that he and his wife both got breast implants as anniversary gifts or something like that. Actually an interesting idea... who needs to go out a meet a woman with nice breasts if you just have your own???
Yeah. They are actually trying to become each other. I don't know, maybe they have some "in-between" deal, but if you have seen any recent pictures of him he looks like a typical middle-aged transvestite to me. And not even that attractive. Figures. Now if that didn't get all those individuals who weren't interested in Genesis P'Orridge before all interested I don't know if there is any sense in the world left. | |
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Many of the songs from Tom Waits Raindogs...
"make sure she's all in calico and the color of a doll!" "...he has a mistress,she is puerto rican and I hear she has a wooden leg!" I love this album. | |
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Novabreaker said: Yeah. They are actually trying to become each other. I don't know, maybe they have some "in-between" deal, but if you have seen any recent pictures of him he looks like a typical middle-aged transvestite to me. And not even that attractive. Figures.
Now if that didn't get all those individuals who weren't interested in Genesis P'Orridge before all interested I don't know if there is any sense in the world left. I don't really get the appeal and this isn't helping. Some things are better left unexplored. | |
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WALTER WESTINGHOUSE
by The Residents Walter Westinghouse went to town He found a friend today His friend was peeling ceiling wax as He heard Walter say: "Love me tender, love me sweet Love me like I love my feet Sit me down with Ezra Pound But don't forget to eat. Or cause a country boy to cook A carrot or a cake But don't forget the feelings Of a friend are hard to fake." He lives a life of April leaves Respondent to the thought that "Often things you caught or bought Were not the ones you sought." Now his December is a sender Singing songs he knows But all the words are: "Cheese" and "Please" and "Boy, I hope it snows." He buys the bacon, and the achin' In his heart is due To overcoats and Quaker Oats And if his wife should sue. Wanda Wanda where you went and Tell me what'd you take? I took the tongue of Philip Jung And left it in the lake. But, my dear, I think I fear That you had lost your way. Cause scrambled eggs, Cause scrambled eggs, Were all he'd let me bake. He said, "Your trust is like a crust Too brittle and too thin." I said you're full of bigger nuts And look like Rin Tin Tin. Is common ground not ever found But flees from dad to son? Or is it just believing that the Evening steals the sun. I said your snoot is full of poot And should be in a shoe And then I said your stupid bed Is better off than... you... Oh, come home, Dear! Eat Exuding Oinks Upon And Bleed Decrepit Broken Bones At Caustic Spells of Hell. Huh, What's that, Dear? Huh? Eat Exuding Oinks Upon And Bleed Decrepit Broken Bones At Caustic Spells of Hell! Eat Exuding Oinks Upon? And Bleed Decrepit Broken Bones? At Caustic Spells of Hell? Yes, Eat Exuding Oinks Upon And Bleed Decrepit Broken Bones At Caustic Spells of Hell! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! EatexudingoinksuponandbleeddecrepitbrokenbonesatcausticspellsofHELL! He sees the threads of worn out treads And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true And calls his color true... | |
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They remind of the Twilight Zone episode, "The Fear".
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GangstaFam said: They remind of the Twilight Zone episode, "The Fear".
i need to see that one!!! | |
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Anxiety said: i need to see that one!!!
There's a handy New Year's Marathon coming up. Submitted for your consideration: Two days ... 46 hours ... one unforgettable viewing experience. See all your favorite episodes of Rod Serling's classic anthology series The Twilight Zone like you've never seen them before — uncut in primetime! As an added bonus, we'll be bringing you exclusive footage, never broadcast before, as part of our sneak preview of The Twilight Zone Definitive Edition – Season One DVD boxed set. Starting New Year's Eve. 08:00 AM – "The Bard" 09:00 AM – "A Piano in the House" 09:30 AM – "A Quality of Mercy" 10:00 AM – "On Thursday We Leave for Home" 11:00 AM – "Miniature" 12:00 PM – "The Arrival" 12:30 PM – "The Fever" 01:00 PM – "The Last Flight" 01:30 PM – "Ninety Years Without Slumbering" 02:00 PM – "Twenty-Two" 02:30 PM – "A Kind of Stopwatch" 03:00 PM – "Perchance to Dream" 03:30 PM – "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms" 04:00 PM – "Probe 7 Over and Out" 04:30 PM – "A Game of Pool" 05:00 PM – "Stopover in a Quiet Town" 05:30 PM – "Number Twelve Looks Just Like You" 06:00 PM – "Little Girl Lost" 06:30 PM – "It's a Good Life" 07:00 PM – "Kick the Can" 07:30 PM – "A Most Unusual Camera" 08:00 PM – "The Bewitchin' Pool" 08:30 PM – "Five Characters in Search of an Exit" 09:00 PM – "The Midnight Sun" 09:30 PM – "The Invaders" 10:00 PM – "The Obsolete Man" 10:30 PM – "The Odyssey of Flight 33" 11:00 PM – "Living Doll" 11:30 PM – "The Hitch-Hiker" 12:00 AM – "People Are Alike All Over" 12:30 AM – "The Little People" 01:00 AM – "Mr. Denton on Doomsday" 01:30 AM – "Escape Clause" 02:00 AM – "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine" 02:30 AM – "The Silence" 03:00 AM – "A Thing About Machines" 03:30 AM – "The Mighty Casey" 04:15 AM – "A World of His Own" 05:00 AM – "King Nine Will Not Return" 06:00 AM – "Sounds and Silences" 06:30 AM – "The Long Morrow" 07:00 AM – "The Chaser" 07:30 AM – "The Brain Center at Whipple's" 08:00 AM – "Printer's Devil" 09:00 AM – "The Last Night of a Jockey" 09:30 AM – "The Changing of the Guard" 10:00 AM – "He's Alive" 11:00 AM – "Once Upon a Time" 11:30 AM – "The Mirror" 12:00 PM – "A Hundred Yards Over the Rim" 12:30 PM – "Death's Head Revisited" 01:00 PM – "The After Hours" 01:30 PM – "Night of the Meek" 02:00 PM – "Third from the Sun" 02:30 PM – "Long Distance Call" 03:00 PM – "Walking Distance" 03:30 PM – "The Rip Van Winkle Caper" 04:00 PM – "A Penny for Your Thoughts" 04:30 PM – "Nick of Time" 05:00 PM – "The Lonely" 05:30 PM – "One for the Angels" 06:00 PM – "I Sing the Body Electric" 06:30 PM – "The Dummy" 07:00 PM – "Where Is Everybody?" 07:30 PM – "The Howling Man" 08:00 PM – "A Stop at Willoughby" 08:30 PM – "The Masks" 09:00 PM – "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" 09:30 PM – "Eye of the Beholder" 10:00 PM – "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" 10:30 PM – "Time Enough at Last" 11:00 PM – "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" 11:30 PM – "To Serve Man" 12:00 AM – "Night Call" 12:30 AM – "Judgment Night" 01:00 AM – "Dead Man's Shoes" 01:30 AM – "The Old Man in the Cave" 02:00 AM – "The Jeopardy Room" 02:30 AM – "The Fear" 03:00 AM – "From Agnes With Love" 03:30 AM – "What You Need" 04:15 AM – "The Hunt" 05:00 AM – "Dust" [Edited 12/23/04 11:02am] | |
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GangstaFam said: Anxiety said: i need to see that one!!!
There's a handy New Year's Marathon coming up. Submitted for your consideration: Two days ... 46 hours ... one unforgettable viewing experience. See all your favorite episodes of Rod Serling's classic anthology series The Twilight Zone like you've never seen them before — uncut in primetime! on what station?? | |
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Anxiety said: on what station??
SciFi Channel | |
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GangstaFam said: Anxiety said: i need to see that one!!!
There's a handy New Year's Marathon coming up. Submitted for your consideration: Two days ... 46 hours ... one unforgettable viewing experience. See all your favorite episodes of Rod Serling's classic anthology series The Twilight Zone like you've never seen them before — uncut in primetime! As an added bonus, we'll be bringing you exclusive footage, never broadcast before, as part of our sneak preview of The Twilight Zone Definitive Edition – Season One DVD boxed set. Starting New Year's Eve. 08:00 AM – "The Bard" 09:00 AM – "A Piano in the House" 09:30 AM – "A Quality of Mercy" 10:00 AM – "On Thursday We Leave for Home" 11:00 AM – "Miniature" 12:00 PM – "The Arrival" 12:30 PM – "The Fever" 01:00 PM – "The Last Flight" 01:30 PM – "Ninety Years Without Slumbering" 02:00 PM – "Twenty-Two" 02:30 PM – "A Kind of Stopwatch" 03:00 PM – "Perchance to Dream" 03:30 PM – "The 7th Is Made Up of Phantoms" 04:00 PM – "Probe 7 Over and Out" 04:30 PM – "A Game of Pool" 05:00 PM – "Stopover in a Quiet Town" 05:30 PM – "Number Twelve Looks Just Like You" 06:00 PM – "Little Girl Lost" 06:30 PM – "It's a Good Life" 07:00 PM – "Kick the Can" 07:30 PM – "A Most Unusual Camera" 08:00 PM – "The Bewitchin' Pool" 08:30 PM – "Five Characters in Search of an Exit" 09:00 PM – "The Midnight Sun" 09:30 PM – "The Invaders" 10:00 PM – "The Obsolete Man" 10:30 PM – "The Odyssey of Flight 33" 11:00 PM – "Living Doll" 11:30 PM – "The Hitch-Hiker" 12:00 AM – "People Are Alike All Over" 12:30 AM – "The Little People" 01:00 AM – "Mr. Denton on Doomsday" 01:30 AM – "Escape Clause" 02:00 AM – "The Sixteen-Millimeter Shrine" 02:30 AM – "The Silence" 03:00 AM – "A Thing About Machines" 03:30 AM – "The Mighty Casey" 04:15 AM – "A World of His Own" 05:00 AM – "King Nine Will Not Return" 06:00 AM – "Sounds and Silences" 06:30 AM – "The Long Morrow" 07:00 AM – "The Chaser" 07:30 AM – "The Brain Center at Whipple's" 08:00 AM – "Printer's Devil" 09:00 AM – "The Last Night of a Jockey" 09:30 AM – "The Changing of the Guard" 10:00 AM – "He's Alive" 11:00 AM – "Once Upon a Time" 11:30 AM – "The Mirror" 12:00 PM – "A Hundred Yards Over the Rim" 12:30 PM – "Death's Head Revisited" 01:00 PM – "The After Hours" 01:30 PM – "Night of the Meek" 02:00 PM – "Third from the Sun" 02:30 PM – "Long Distance Call" 03:00 PM – "Walking Distance" 03:30 PM – "The Rip Van Winkle Caper" 04:00 PM – "A Penny for Your Thoughts" 04:30 PM – "Nick of Time" 05:00 PM – "The Lonely" 05:30 PM – "One for the Angels" 06:00 PM – "I Sing the Body Electric" 06:30 PM – "The Dummy" 07:00 PM – "Where Is Everybody?" 07:30 PM – "The Howling Man" 08:00 PM – "A Stop at Willoughby" 08:30 PM – "The Masks" 09:00 PM – "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" 09:30 PM – "Eye of the Beholder" 10:00 PM – "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" 10:30 PM – "Time Enough at Last" 11:00 PM – "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" 11:30 PM – "To Serve Man" 12:00 AM – "Night Call" 12:30 AM – "Judgment Night" 01:00 AM – "Dead Man's Shoes" 01:30 AM – "The Old Man in the Cave" 02:00 AM – "The Jeopardy Room" 02:30 AM – "The Fear" 03:00 AM – "From Agnes With Love" 03:30 AM – "What You Need" 04:15 AM – "The Hunt" 05:00 AM – "Dust" [Edited 12/23/04 11:02am] Thank You sooooo much for putting up that list. I watch the marathon every year, but I always miss my favorite episodes,cuz I never have a list. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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How about Bob George. That is some strange ass shit and funkay as hell 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Songs I totally love now, but was shocked to hear for the first time include Nina Hagen's Naturtrane and Laurie Anderson's O Superman | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Songs I totally love now, but was shocked to hear for the first time include Nina Hagen's Naturtrane and Laurie Anderson's O Superman
and o superman was a hit single in england and also a dance hit! i love me some laurie, but i really wanna see how people dance to o superman. | |
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AnckSuNamun said: Thank You sooooo much for putting up that list. I watch the marathon every year, but I always miss my favorite episodes,cuz I never have a list.
You're welcome. Maybe I should start a thread. | |
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Anxiety said: GooeyTheHamster said: Songs I totally love now, but was shocked to hear for the first time include Nina Hagen's Naturtrane and Laurie Anderson's O Superman
and o superman was a hit single in england and also a dance hit! i love me some laurie, but i really wanna see how people dance to o superman. Bowie did a drum and bass version of this song during the Earthling period. It's a great version sung together with Gail Ann Dorsey, look for it!! Maybe you can find it at www.bowieaudio.com WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY! | |
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Love it..but "Rock Lobster" was a bit bizarre first time I heard it...LOOOOONG ass time ago.
Anything by "Laurie Anderson" is pretty fucking bizarre too... And I'm sorry all you ZAPPA fans....but WHAT THE FUCK?!?!! I just don't get it... [Edited 12/24/04 5:53am] | |
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GooeyTheHamster said: Songs I totally love now, but was shocked to hear for the first time include Nina Hagen's Naturtrane and Laurie Anderson's O Superman
ahhh..it would take my luv to bring up nina hagen.. Space for sale... | |
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Darla said: A Blind Man's Penis-Ramsey Kearney-I used to listen to this song on the "Dr.Demento Show" here in L.A. It had bizarro lyrics like "A blind man's penis is erect because he is blind" & "Warts love my nipples because they are pink" !
I just found this song on this V/A CD.Listen to the other songs, they are just as bizzarre.I think I'll get this! http://www.amazon.com/exe...les#disc_1 I love the story of Blind Man's Penis - I first heard of it when I picked up RE/Search's Pranks book in 92 or 93. Someone's actually taken the time to create an animated video of that song. Potentially offensive material contained in the link, I suppose... http://users3.ev1.net/~ro...indman.htm The most bizarre album I've ever heard is Scott Walker's Tilt - an incredibly strange record. Imagine Frank Sinatra fronting Einsturzende Neubauten and that will get you in the ballpark. | |
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noepie said: Maybe you can find it at www.bowieaudio.com
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GangstaFam said: noepie said: Maybe you can find it at www.bowieaudio.com
The error returned was: The board administrator is no longer accepting any new registrations at the moment. christ.... still? it's been damn near a year. "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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GrayKing said: christ.... still? it's been damn near a year.
Lames McPlains, huh? A very kind orger actually leant me his password, but I can't seem to find it anymore. | |
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Anxiety said: GangstaFam said: I totally forgot about her! She was great. i wasn't too thrilled with her stint in the b52s, but i loved her stuff with david lynch to death...i even still have my copy of the "industrial symphony" videotape with her concert performance in hell! I am SO jealous - only saw that once, and So wish I had a copy! Ebay here I come! sosgemini said: LilJon said: ok yall are namin songs i've never heard can we please come back 2 earth with it?
the flames!! the flames....the sides of my head!! I adore that film, Tim Curry rules, and SHE was brilliant! heybaby said: found1 said: Is he saying "Ripped up like a douche; another runner in the night"? no its DEUCE! I always thought it was 'douche' too! Now it ain't so wierd! Yeah, I remember Laurie Anderson's 'Oh Superman' too being a hit when I was a kid Anx - bizarro! But all this pales in2 nothing when u hear the late, great Arthur Russell. I've uploaded a track for you to download - just click here Enjoy the wierdness! (Something about black cats on a platform on an ocean or something) [Edited 12/25/04 13:37pm] | |
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Hmmm, so so many over the years, but ones that spring immediately to mind are:
Les Rita Mitsuko - C'est Comme Ca Beck's remix of Bjork's "Alarm Call" Jilted John - Where's Me Jumper (about a bloke who lost his jumper in a disco and his mum's going to kill him when he gets home) Anything by Clint Eastwood and General Saint (for all you old-skool reggae fans out there) Aphex Twin - Windowlicker And, whilst they're bizarre, I love 'em! | |
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damosuzuki said: Imagine Frank Sinatra fronting Einsturzende Neubauten and that will get you in the ballpark.
I don't wanna do that. The new Eistürzende Neubauten records sound quite a lot like that already just by themselves alone. | |
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Some of the most bizarre are chronicled in the Rhino "Golden Throats" Series.
A few are only bizarre in the sense that you have a legitimate singer paired with such unlikely material. The rest, when the non-singing artist is paired with the material, the bizarre-o-meter goes off the charts. - bizarre - more bizarre - even more bizarre - extremely bizarre - what hath (fill in your diety) wrought! Golden Throats: The Great Celebrity Sing-Off!... Proud Mary Leonard Nimoy It Ain't Me Babe Sebastian Cabot Blowin' in the Wind Eddie Albert Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds William Shatner A Whiter Shade of Pale Noel Harrison I Can See for Miles Frankie Randall Try a Little Tenderness Jack Webb Twist and Shout Mae West House of the Rising Sun Andy Griffith Mr. Tambourine Man William Shatner You Are the Sunshine of My Life Jim Nabors Like a Rolling Stone Sebastian Cabot White Room Joel Grey If I Had a Hammer Leonard Nimoy Golden Throats, Vol. 2: More Celebrity Rock Oddities... John Shaft Sammy Davis Jr. Sunshine Superman Mel Torme Light My Fire Mae West Hey Jude Bing Crosby All I Really Want to Do Sebastian Cabot Put a Little Love in Your Heart Leonard Nimoy It Was a Very Good Year William Shatner Dixie Chicken Jack Jones In the Ghetto Sammy Davis Jr. Nights on Broadway Chad Everett Stand by Me Cassius Clay Bridge over Troubled Water Senator Sam J. Ervin Jr (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction Phyllis Diller Give Peace a Chance Mitch Miller & The Gang Golden Throats, Vol. 3: Sweethearts of Rodeo Drive... I Walk the Line Leonard Nimoy I'll Be Your Baby Tonight Goldie Hawn, Buckaroos Hey, Good Lookin' John Davidson Green, Green Grass of Home Jack Palance Back Street Affair Carol Channing, Webb Pierce San Antonio Rose Michael Parks Almost Persuaded Louis Armstrong Ringo [French Version] Lorne Greene Tumbling Tumbleweeds Merv Griffin Your Cheatin' Heart Buddy Ebsen Mule Train Rod McKuen Cool Water Walter Brennan Folsom Prison Blues Living Marimbas Plus Voices Desperados Waiting for a Train Slim Pickens I Walk the Line Telly Savalas Peace in the Valley Wink Martindale Games People Play Jim Nabors Golden Throats, Vol. 4: Celebrities Butcher the Beatles... In the Beginning/With a Little Help from My Friends George Burns She's Leaving Home Joel Grey Spleen/Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds William Shatner Something Telly Savalas Day Tripper Mae West Hey Jude Bing Crosby Michelle Xaviera Hollander Mission: Impossible Theme/Norwegian Wood Alan Copeland Let It Be Tennessee Ernie Ford Got to Get You into My Life Little Joe (Pesci) Revolution The Brothers Four She's a Woman Noel Harrison Jealous Guy/Don't Let Me Down Claudine Longet Piggies Theodore Bikel Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) Jan & Dean A Hard Day's Night [live] George Maharis tA Tribal Disorder http://www.soundclick.com...rmusic.htm "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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i kinda liked that lucy in the sky version by william shatner. | |
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