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Reply #30 posted 12/20/04 12:10am

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Some from the OPRAH archives...

CHER (back in the early 90's): "I'm a very sweet and laid back person but if you piss me off I'll mop the fucking floor with you!"
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Reply #31 posted 12/20/04 12:31am

GangstaFam

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GrayKing said:




i don't. seemed like a definite changing of the guard, to me. and not in a good way. Madonna seemed like the up-tight rock/pop establishment being ruffled by an obnoxious upstart (a role she had held previously).



no... I just think Maddy knew from dealing with her bro Martin... that when the addict starts asking for attention you don't reward the behaviour... you move on and let them do their thing with out you.

Good thing Madonna didn't stay stuck in that mode for too long. She did seem like a total snob. But it's priceless, ya gotta admit.
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Reply #32 posted 12/20/04 12:39am

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ehuffnsd said:




no... I just think Maddy knew from dealing with her bro Martin... that when the addict starts asking for attention you don't reward the behaviour... you move on and let them do their thing with out you.

Good thing Madonna didn't stay stuck in that mode for too long. She did seem like a total snob. But it's priceless, ya gotta admit.



i don't think she seemed any different from normal...

just in a situation she couldn't control...

She HATES that...
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Reply #33 posted 12/20/04 1:04am

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ehuffnsd said:

GangstaFam said:


Good thing Madonna didn't stay stuck in that mode for too long. She did seem like a total snob. But it's priceless, ya gotta admit.



i don't think she seemed any different from normal...

just in a situation she couldn't control...

She HATES that...



she seemed very uptight to me, the entire night. even the lame dance she did at the podium when she presented. Gucci must make her feel dull, i guess.
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Reply #34 posted 12/20/04 5:04am

DavidEye

"I've made eleven films,twelve if you count "Truth Or Dare".I think that half of them are good,and half of them are shit.But honestly,I can name Academy Award-winning actors and actresses who have done more shit films than I have" ---Madonna in the mid-90s,commenting on her film career.


lol
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Reply #35 posted 12/20/04 1:35pm

dancerella

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"wu tang is for the children" - odb (r.i.p.) tombstone




now that was classic!
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Reply #36 posted 12/20/04 2:00pm

UptownDeb

Sylvester was such a diva. heart

"The whole audtion lasted about five minutes" recalled Wash. "Sylvester said 'You're just the person I've been looking for. Do you know anyone else as big as you are that can sing?' I said yeah and called Izora that night." Later Sylvester recalled [This is the part I love] "I was just not into those skinny black chicks that would 'ooh' and 'aaah,' I wanted some big bitches who could wail."
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Reply #37 posted 12/20/04 2:04pm

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"wu tang is for the children" - odb (r.i.p.) tombstone

i remember when he said that...he bum-rushed the stage n'shit...lol
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Reply #38 posted 12/20/04 2:30pm

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Sylvester was such a diva. heart

"The whole audtion lasted about five minutes" recalled Wash. "Sylvester said 'You're just the person I've been looking for. Do you know anyone else as big as you are that can sing?' I said yeah and called Izora that night." Later Sylvester recalled [This is the part I love] "I was just not into those skinny black chicks that would 'ooh' and 'aaah,' I wanted some big bitches who could wail."

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Reply #39 posted 12/20/04 3:35pm

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GrayKing said:

Cher, on the subject of her plastic surgery: "If I want to sew my tits to my back, it's none of your buisiness."


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Reply #40 posted 12/20/04 3:55pm

RanMarJam

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vainandy said:

When Whitney Houston was on an awards show a few years ago and she introduced her husband, Bobby Brown, as "the greatest R&B singer of all time". lol

I loved when she announced TLC as the winner of some award for Waterfalls, "WAHFOW! WAHFOW!"

lol

I remember that!

Her hair bobbing up and down as she enthusiastically, though unclearly, announced the winner.
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Reply #41 posted 12/20/04 7:29pm

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GangstaFam said:


I loved when she announced TLC as the winner of some award for Waterfalls, "WAHFOW! WAHFOW!"

lol

I remember that!

Her hair bobbing up and down as she enthusiastically, though unclearly, announced the winner.

It was clearly the beginning of the end.
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Reply #42 posted 12/20/04 10:10pm

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Sylvester was such a diva. heart

"The whole audtion lasted about five minutes" recalled Wash. "Sylvester said 'You're just the person I've been looking for. Do you know anyone else as big as you are that can sing?' I said yeah and called Izora that night." Later Sylvester recalled [This is the part I love] "I was just not into those skinny black chicks that would 'ooh' and 'aaah,' I wanted some big bitches who could wail."


lol lol I'm a big Sylvester fan and I can definately see him saying something like that. lol lol
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Reply #43 posted 12/20/04 11:00pm

PurpleCharm

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." – attributed to Mariah Carey

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." Attributed to Britney Spears

"Crack is wack"

"Show me the receipts"

-Whitney Houston
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Reply #44 posted 12/20/04 11:17pm

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." – attributed to Mariah Carey



This was a rumor that actually started when the internet first came about. Mariah tried to sue "THE FACE" magazine for printing it
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Reply #45 posted 12/21/04 9:53am

UptownDeb

PurpleCharm said:


"Crack is wack"

"Show me the receipts"

-Whitney Houston


Thank you! razz

whenpigeonscry said:


"wu tang is for the children" - odb (r.i.p.) tombstone


thumbs up!
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Reply #46 posted 12/21/04 10:08am

Harlepolis

Chaka Khan:

She let Mary J have it at the 1992 Soul Train Awards. Mary passed Chaka while she was having a conversation with the girls of En Vogue and said (very loudly) "Some bitches shouldn't be covering other peoples songs!!!!" Mary turned around and walked over to Chaka and asked "Were you referring to me?" and Chaka snapped back "I was having a personal and private conversation, BUT YES ...I WAS REFERRING TO YOU!".

On the LAPD:"Whenever those fucks pull me over , I roll down my windows and say..GOOD EVENING HOSSIFER" falloff


Aretha Franklin:I'm a big woman. I need big hair.

Mae West:10 men outside the door? Send 9 in, I'm tired! evillol
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Reply #47 posted 12/21/04 10:13am

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Chaka Khan:

She let Mary J have it at the 1992 Soul Train Awards. Mary passed Chaka while she was having a conversation with the girls of En Vogue and said (very loudly) "Some bitches shouldn't be covering other peoples songs!!!!" Mary turned around and walked over to Chaka and asked "Were you referring to me?" and Chaka snapped back "I was having a personal and private conversation, BUT YES ...I WAS REFERRING TO YOU!".


lol I love it! Go Chaka! lol
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Reply #48 posted 12/21/04 10:30am

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"Cocaine is a helluva drug...he he he" - Rick James

lol
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Reply #49 posted 12/21/04 12:36pm

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Chaka Khan:

She let Mary J have it at the 1992 Soul Train Awards. Mary passed Chaka while she was having a conversation with the girls of En Vogue and said (very loudly) "Some bitches shouldn't be covering other peoples songs!!!!" Mary turned around and walked over to Chaka and asked "Were you referring to me?" and Chaka snapped back "I was having a personal and private conversation, BUT YES ...I WAS REFERRING TO YOU!".




considering Chaka's biggest hit is a cover of a Prince song, that's pretty ironic.
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Reply #50 posted 12/21/04 12:45pm

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GrayKing said:

Harlepolis said:

Chaka Khan:

She let Mary J have it at the 1992 Soul Train Awards. Mary passed Chaka while she was having a conversation with the girls of En Vogue and said (very loudly) "Some bitches shouldn't be covering other peoples songs!!!!" Mary turned around and walked over to Chaka and asked "Were you referring to me?" and Chaka snapped back "I was having a personal and private conversation, BUT YES ...I WAS REFERRING TO YOU!".




considering Chaka's biggest hit is a cover of a Prince song, that's pretty ironic.


but in fairness to ms. khan I Feel For You was not a signature song for Prince...

it sorta reminds me of the tiff between Sandra Bernhardt and Madonna over "fever"...even though that was another's song Bernhardt made it her signature and if maddy was any friend she wouldnt have copped it for herself...

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Reply #51 posted 12/21/04 12:48pm

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GrayKing said:




considering Chaka's biggest hit is a cover of a Prince song, that's pretty ironic.


but in fairness to ms. khan I Feel For You was not a signature song for Prince...

it sorta reminds me of the tiff between Sandra Bernhardt and Madonna over "fever"...even though that was another's song Bernhardt made it her signature and if maddy was any friend she wouldnt have copped it for herself...

shrug



well "Fever" is the signature song for Peggy Lee, so why was Sandra doing it anyway? i mean, if it's someone's signature song, it's someone's signature song... leave it alone. and Peggy was still alive at that point, and obviously still singing it, because Madonna went to see her show and got the idea to do it then.
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Reply #52 posted 12/21/04 1:11pm

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sosgemini said:



but in fairness to ms. khan I Feel For You was not a signature song for Prince...

it sorta reminds me of the tiff between Sandra Bernhardt and Madonna over "fever"...even though that was another's song Bernhardt made it her signature and if maddy was any friend she wouldnt have copped it for herself...

shrug



well "Fever" is the signature song for Peggy Lee, so why was Sandra doing it anyway? i mean, if it's someone's signature song, it's someone's signature song... leave it alone. and Peggy was still alive at that point, and obviously still singing it, because Madonna went to see her show and got the idea to do it then.


i hear ya..and shared the same thoughts..but being that madge and sandy were bestfriends at the time..and sandra was using it during her show you think madonna wouldnt have used it...per sandra, she took it from *her* show..not peggy...it is rather silly now in retrospect which is probably why they are friends again. lol
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Reply #53 posted 12/21/04 3:17pm

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GrayKing said:

sosgemini said:



but in fairness to ms. khan I Feel For You was not a signature song for Prince...

it sorta reminds me of the tiff between Sandra Bernhardt and Madonna over "fever"...even though that was another's song Bernhardt made it her signature and if maddy was any friend she wouldnt have copped it for herself...

shrug



well "Fever" is the signature song for Peggy Lee, so why was Sandra doing it anyway? i mean, if it's someone's signature song, it's someone's signature song... leave it alone. and Peggy was still alive at that point, and obviously still singing it, because Madonna went to see her show and got the idea to do it then.



Actully the story of "Fever:"

Madonna and Shep were recording "Goodbye to Innonence," and Madonna forgot the words and started singing the lines to "Fever" in it's place. Then Shep and Madonna deiceded to get the lyric sheet for "Fever" and try recording it to see how it would sound. They liked it and replaced "Goodbye to Innocence" with Fever.

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Reply #54 posted 12/21/04 4:32pm

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GrayKing said:




well "Fever" is the signature song for Peggy Lee, so why was Sandra doing it anyway? i mean, if it's someone's signature song, it's someone's signature song... leave it alone. and Peggy was still alive at that point, and obviously still singing it, because Madonna went to see her show and got the idea to do it then.



Actully the story of "Fever:"

Madonna and Shep were recording "Goodbye to Innonence," and Madonna forgot the words and started singing the lines to "Fever" in it's place. Then Shep and Madonna deiceded to get the lyric sheet for "Fever" and try recording it to see how it would sound. They liked it and replaced "Goodbye to Innocence" with Fever.

Encylopedia Madonnica



yes i know the story and i have that book. but the story starts with Madonna going to see Peggy Lee in concert the previous night.
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Reply #55 posted 12/21/04 4:33pm

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GrayKing said:




well "Fever" is the signature song for Peggy Lee, so why was Sandra doing it anyway? i mean, if it's someone's signature song, it's someone's signature song... leave it alone. and Peggy was still alive at that point, and obviously still singing it, because Madonna went to see her show and got the idea to do it then.


i hear ya..and shared the same thoughts..but being that madge and sandy were bestfriends at the time..and sandra was using it during her show you think madonna wouldnt have used it...per sandra, she took it from *her* show..not peggy...it is rather silly now in retrospect which is probably why they are friends again. lol



they stopped being friends prior to Fever
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Reply #56 posted 12/22/04 9:49am

Harlepolis

Millie Jackson:

I'm on a mission for black women. Girls, do your men part-aaay? If they don't, tell 'em "No part-aaaay, no PUSSSSAAY".





evillol
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Reply #57 posted 12/22/04 9:55am

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sosgemini said:



i hear ya..and shared the same thoughts..but being that madge and sandy were bestfriends at the time..and sandra was using it during her show you think madonna wouldnt have used it...per sandra, she took it from *her* show..not peggy...it is rather silly now in retrospect which is probably why they are friends again. lol



they stopped being friends prior to Fever



lies!! lol
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Reply #58 posted 12/22/04 9:56am

Novabreaker

This one always gets 'em at live situations:

"Fuck you all!"

(by yours truly)
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Reply #59 posted 12/22/04 10:00am

Harlepolis

FEVER is not even by Peggy Lee to begin with rolleyes disbelief

Its by this dude:



Little Willie John

She got the glory with this tune even tho he didn't get nothing out of it. Typical!
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