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OH DAVID HASSELHOFF - I KNOW WHO U ARE Yes, you have been at all the major milestones and made your presence known.
When color T.V.s took over, you rode in on Night Rider. When It became popular to be super skinny and beautiful, you surfed into our living rooms with Bay Watch. When the Berlin Wall fell, you where there in studded glory. When I joined the military and got stationed in Germany, your songs haunted my radio for 2 long long years. Now, I can't take my newphews to the theatre to watch sponge Bob without you rearing your head on the big screen! Oh David--I know you. I see right through you. You bear the sign of the anti-christ, and you are the personification of all that is evil in the world dressed up in lamb's clothing. | |
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His music "rocked".....I feel like Stallone in "cobra" when hear his corny shit! | |
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thesexofit said: His music "rocked".....I feel like Stallone in "cobra" when hear his corny shit!
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And why haven't you aged?
You truly must be lucifer. | |
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And there you are again. On T.V. for the movie commercial.
I am plagued, David. I see you David. | |
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man-pelt "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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GrayKing said: man-pelt
ew. ew | |
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thesexofit said: His music "rocked".....I feel like Stallone in "cobra" when hear his corny shit!
David lives on despite impossible odds and the world's general indifference. | |
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And we all know there's gonna be a Night Rider reunion. | |
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excuse you- Knight Rider with a K. "New Power slide...." | |
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AsianBomb777 said: And we all know there's gonna be a Night Rider reunion.
there fucking better be. "Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later, every asshole gets one." | |
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