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What if R. Kelly made a song about shagging his sister? How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do. | |
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i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?
Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl. The Normal Whores Club | |
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glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done.  The Normal Whores Club | |
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glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. Good grief!  Definitely not the radio edit. If this is a slow groove, you just KNOW there's going to be a remix. | |
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R. Kelly would get flack because he is a pervert. A sometimes talented pervert
but no less a pervert  | |
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FunkMistress said: Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?
Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl. of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business... GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board. the sacry thing is that it really sounds like the kind of lyrics he would write. actually they're better than "you remind me of my jeep" that song is terrible! SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. | |
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glamslamkid said: of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business... Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too?? | |
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MoonCat said: glamslamkid said: of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business... Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too?? yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple. GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... you are a HOT MESS!!!!! SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. I am not African. Africa is in me, but I cannot return.
I am not taína. Taíno is in me, but there is no way back. I am not european. Europe lives in me, but I have no home there. I am new. History made me. My first language was spanglish. And I am | |
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glamslamkid said: MoonCat said: Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too?? yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple. Hmm, maybe he should incoporate more fiber and less grape koolaid into his diet? a few bran "mawffins" maybe? | |
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MoonCat said: glamslamkid said: yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple. Hmm, maybe he should incoporate more fiber and less grape koolaid into his diet? a few bran "mawffins" maybe? Hey, Mani got the recipe and....  Newbie! Banner II © Vashti / FiveFootNine GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful! | |
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glamslamkid said: Newbie! Banner II © Vashti / FiveFootNine unless this is sarcasm, THANKS!  | |
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dancerella said: How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do.
If R. Kelly made a song about doing his sister it would be hailed as some sort of artistic achievement. Christ, do you think any other man could be more popular after screwing a 14-year-old on tape? | |
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dancerella said: glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful! is that what he was saying? i thought he was saying "You remind me of my G" you know, G as in "homey" i was like "WTF??" GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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I guess it would depend on how old his sister was.
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glamslamkid said: FunkMistress said: Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?
Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl. of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business... "Lake Minnetonka" Listen to me on The House of Pop Culture podcast on itunes http://itunes.apple.com/u...d438631917 | |
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glamslamkid said: dancerella said: that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful! is that what he was saying? i thought he was saying "You remind me of my G" you know, G as in "homey" i was like "WTF??" nope, he's actually saying you remind me of my jeep! isn't that horrible? if a man said that to me, i'd laugh in his face and them kick em in the nads! | |
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npgmaverick said: glamslamkid said: of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business... "Lake Minnetonka" ain't that what it's called? that's what P said in the movie: "Layke Minnuhtawnkha" with his little accent. He likes mawffins too...mawffins and crakuhs..and oyster corns...mmmmm...  ...GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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VoicesCarry said: dancerella said: How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do.
If R. Kelly made a song about doing his sister it would be hailed as some sort of artistic achievement. Christ, do you think any other man could be more popular after screwing a 14-year-old on tape? i could..... GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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UptownDeb said: glamslamkid said: i can see it now:
JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family" "Yeah girl it's christmas time, we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens.... i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..." and you know what dat means... SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT... SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT (Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...) "Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related.... i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!! ..Alright i'm done. Good grief! Definitely not the radio edit. If this is a slow groove, you just KNOW there's going to be a remix.oh yeah. they're just gonna edit shit..and by edit, i mean turning the cusswords backwards like we still won't know what he's saying.. "Girl, you got dat bomb ssa yssup..." bomb ssa yssup indeed.... GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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well this is a step down for orgers
but this is funny lol | |
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Luv4oneanotha said: well this is a step down for orgers
but this is funny lol oh we can get lower.....well, i can... GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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Oh boy   &  | |
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CherrieMoonKisses said: Oh boy
oh hun, you knows how  i iz...GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
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