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Thread started 12/08/04 1:17pm

dancerella

What if R. Kelly made a song about shagging his sister?

How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do.
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Reply #1 posted 12/08/04 1:25pm

glamslamkid

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...







SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.
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Reply #2 posted 12/08/04 1:26pm

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Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?

Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl.
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Reply #3 posted 12/08/04 1:27pm

FunkMistress

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glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...







SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.


evillol evillol evillol
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Reply #4 posted 12/08/04 1:36pm

UptownDeb

glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...







SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.


Good grief! lol Definitely not the radio edit. If this is a slow groove, you just KNOW there's going to be a remix.
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Reply #5 posted 12/08/04 1:45pm

MoonCat

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R. Kelly would get flack because he is a pervert. A sometimes talented pervert
but no less a pervert confused
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Reply #6 posted 12/08/04 1:47pm

glamslamkid

FunkMistress said:

Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?

Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl.


of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business...
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Reply #7 posted 12/08/04 1:49pm

dancerella

glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...





that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board. the sacry thing is that it really sounds like the kind of lyrics he would write. actually they're better than "you remind me of my jeep" that song is terrible!

SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.
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Reply #8 posted 12/08/04 1:51pm

MoonCat

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glamslamkid said:



of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business...


Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too??
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Reply #9 posted 12/08/04 1:58pm

glamslamkid

MoonCat said:

glamslamkid said:



of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business...


Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too??



yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple.
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Reply #10 posted 12/08/04 2:09pm

boriquateddy

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glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...



you are a HOT MESS!!!!!






SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.
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Reply #11 posted 12/08/04 2:10pm

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glamslamkid said:

MoonCat said:



Ewww now he pees purple too? Does he crap purple pasiley shaped poo too??



yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple.


Hmm, maybe he should incoporate more fiber and less grape koolaid into his diet?

a few bran "mawffins" maybe?
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Reply #12 posted 12/08/04 2:17pm

glamslamkid

MoonCat said:

glamslamkid said:




yeah gurl, he eat, sleep, and shits purple.


Hmm, maybe he should incoporate more fiber and less grape koolaid into his diet?

a few bran "mawffins" maybe?


Hey, Mani got the recipe and....















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Reply #13 posted 12/08/04 2:18pm

dancerella

glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...









SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.




that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful!
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Reply #14 posted 12/08/04 2:20pm

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glamslamkid said:

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unless this is sarcasm, THANKS! biggrin
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Reply #15 posted 12/08/04 2:20pm

VoicesCarry

dancerella said:

How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do.


If R. Kelly made a song about doing his sister it would be hailed as some sort of artistic achievement. Christ, do you think any other man could be more popular after screwing a 14-year-old on tape?
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Reply #16 posted 12/08/04 2:38pm

glamslamkid

dancerella said:

glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...













SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.




that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful!



is that what he was saying? i thought he was saying "You remind me of my G" you know, G as in "homey" i was like "WTF??"
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Reply #17 posted 12/08/04 2:54pm

LadyQ

I guess it would depend on how old his sister was.

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Reply #18 posted 12/08/04 2:55pm

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glamslamkid said:

FunkMistress said:

Where do you get this idea that Prince never got any shit for recording this song?

Also, I'll just state the obvious: Prince never recorded himself pissing on an underage girl.


of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business...


"Lake Minnetonka" lol
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Reply #19 posted 12/08/04 2:58pm

dancerella

glamslamkid said:

dancerella said:





that is the funniest shit i've ever read on this board! the scary thing is that those lyrics are better than R. kelly's! have you ever heard you remind me of my jeep? dreadful!



is that what he was saying? i thought he was saying "You remind me of my G" you know, G as in "homey" i was like "WTF??"




nope, he's actually saying you remind me of my jeep! isn't that horrible? if a man said that to me, i'd laugh in his face and them kick em in the nads! biggrin
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Reply #20 posted 12/09/04 8:37am

glamslamkid

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glamslamkid said:



of course not...Mayte had I.D. on her...now i don't know if Mani likes to be cleansed by A. "Purple Showers" or B. "Lake Minnetonka"...whatever..it's their business...


"Lake Minnetonka" lol



ain't that what it's called? that's what P said in the movie:

"Layke Minnuhtawnkha" with his little accent. He likes mawffins too...mawffins and crakuhs..and oyster corns...mmmmm...drool...
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Reply #21 posted 12/09/04 8:38am

glamslamkid

VoicesCarry said:

dancerella said:

How come Prince never got any shit for recodring that song? If it was R. kelly, everyone would be calling him a pervert, even though they already do.


If R. Kelly made a song about doing his sister it would be hailed as some sort of artistic achievement. Christ, do you think any other man could be more popular after screwing a 14-year-old on tape?




i could.....
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Reply #22 posted 12/09/04 8:40am

glamslamkid

UptownDeb said:

glamslamkid said:

i can see it now:

JIVE Records recording artist R.Kelly and his new his smash "Keep it all in the family"

"Yeah girl it's christmas time,
we was at nana's makin' the conebread and greens....
i was checkin' out dat phine behine(girl, you 3 phine..."
and you know what dat means...







SUSTAH!!! I WANNA MAKE U SKREEM AND SHOUT...
SUSTAH!! I WANNA FUCK YO BRAINS OUT
(Yeah gurl, i know you just got that Dark & Lovely...but when i'm done with you, you gonna be bald & ugly...i'm gonna grab dat hair..oh yeah...make you neigh like the hawse you got it from...Bayawnsay ain't got shit on yo'process, cuz you know yo shit iz da best...)

"Yeah sis..i'm gonna fuck dat azz...and i don't care if we related....
i thought about you, everytime i mastabated!!! NO NO NO NO!!

..Alright i'm done.


Good grief! lol Definitely not the radio edit. If this is a slow groove, you just KNOW there's going to be a remix.




oh yeah. they're just gonna edit shit..and by edit, i mean turning the cusswords backwards like we still won't know what he's saying..

"Girl, you got dat bomb ssa yssup..."

bomb ssa yssup indeed....
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Reply #23 posted 12/09/04 10:07am

Luv4oneanotha

well this is a step down for orgers

but this is funny lol lol
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Reply #24 posted 12/09/04 10:36am

glamslamkid

Luv4oneanotha said:

well this is a step down for orgers

but this is funny lol lol



oh we can get lower.....well, i can...
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Reply #25 posted 12/09/04 10:39am

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Oh boy rolleyes lol
peace & wildsign
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Reply #26 posted 12/09/04 10:55am

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CherrieMoonKisses said:

Oh boy rolleyes lol

oh hun, you knows how nutty i iz...
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