Does anyone know any songs that are written in such a way they are similar to manuals. You know, with the imperative form of the verb or something like that. The only song I can come up with is 'Chocolate balls' (or sth like that) by Chef, but actually I'm really looking for 'MANUAL'songs...

I'm sorry I'm bothering you with some strange questions, yesterday I was asking questions about euphemisms... but I have to fill two more language-lessons, and they expect you to be creative. Tomorrow I'll give a lesson about... exactly... manuals , and I really like to put a song into this lesson to make it a bit more lively.

So no one? A song about 'how to love me' or something? Or how to handle refrigerators???

You mean like "I'm Turning Japanese"?



It's about "manual release".

I just found a manual about 'how to use a bagpack on a dog'. It was hilarious, but seriously meant. I'm looking for more of this stuff, and it would be nice if I could find a song in this style. A parody or something. You know, how the hell can you make a languagelesson about manuals interesting ???

Nada Surf - "Popular"