Hey, I'm making a "Janet references" compilation and I'm gathering songs that mention Janet. Do you know of any songs that mention Janet in its lyrics?

So far I have...

"I've got to be one of the illest emcees on the planet. I'm bagging honeys and they all got bodies just like Janet." - Grand Puba, "A Little of This" (1995)

"I'm on a roll, in control like Janet, dammit. Brat you're the funk bandit and they can't handle it." - Da Brat, "Funkdafied" (1994)

"G*dd*mn, she's a mother to be, I hope for twins. Gimme a whole tribe -- and be as sexy as Janet was on the cover of Vibe." - Sadat X of Brand Nubian, "Don't Let It Go To Your Head" (1998)

"I want a girl with action, Control like Janet Jackson. I hate the dark, I want the light, so I can see reaction." - UTFO, "Ya Cold Wanna Be With Me" (1987)

"My lyrics motivate the planet, it's similar to Rhythmn Nation, but thugged out, forgive me Janet" - Tupac : Got my mind made up

"I am the gayest emcee on the planet, I got more men than Janet... and I know you can't stand it." - Soce, The Elemental Wizard, "I Am So Gay" (2004)

"..When Janet was Justice, that's what I'm talking 'bout, a shawty that'll tell ya when the J's come out" - Lil Bow Wow, "Ghetto Girls" (2000)

"Why did Ricky Williams retire, they mad at Miami. Why did Justin sell Janet out and go to the Grammys?" - Jadakiss, "Why? (remix)" (2004)

"Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit... I kid, I kid..." - Eminem, "Ass Like That" (2004)

"Straight from College Park, and got Miss Jackson as my wifie"- JD, "White Tee (remix)" (2004)

"And now you gotta see me and Penny on the arm" - JD, "My Enemies"

"She's a young Janet Jackson, live, in living color" - Puff Daddy, "Shake Ya Tailfeather" (2003)

"..Make you scream like Michael and Janet," - Sean Paul, "Ay Ay Ay" (2003)

"So slow your roll, I'm In Control like Janet" - Kurupt, "Ni@#az and Bytches"

"Shawty, get at me just as soon as you get in, I'm bumping Janet in the background, and I'm sipping Henn" - Shawnna, "So real, so right"

"Me and Puff's like Janet and Mike, you make us wanna scream, know what I mean?"- Lil' Kim, "I'm Human"

"My fantasies came true, with Janet on a Escapade" - 2Pac "Picture Me Rollin'" (1995)

"Record number four, but we on a roll
Hold up, slow up, stop, control
Like Janet, planets, Stankonia is only
A movin' like floor commin' straight to Florida "- Outkast, "B.O.B" (1999)

"Eyes lightly on me, a young Janet Jackson
Tina Turner thighs, the ghetto's main attraction"- Master P: Them Jeans

"Classy bytches
sexy when they sassy bytches
'Call me Janet, Miss Jackson if ya nasty' bytches"- Drunken Master: 50 Ni@#az Deep

"I'm on a roll, in control like Janet, dammit" - Da Brat: Funkdafied

" This Ni@#a stay jiggy, flashy,
No, my name aint baby,
It's the B-R-A-T
Miss Harriss if you get nasty"- Da Brat: Livin' it Up

"I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile"- O Town: Liquid Dreams

"I hit you bastards raps fast as Janet Jackson's coochie
Your raps is half mastered, mad average, wack bologna"- Outsidaz feat. Eminem: Rush Ya Clique

Eminem mentioned seeing janets tits on TV on his recent "Ass Like That"
(She makes my pee pee go..da doing doing doing)

paisleypark4 said:

Damn I just noticed u had that one

paisleypark4 said:

Yeah, I caught that.

Notice "Funkdafied" and "Ghetto Girls", songs with strong JD ties even before Janet and JD dated...He's been after her for years (well, who hasn't). I bet she is under hypnosis!

Sweet Tee "Show and Prove" Profile records 1988


"Janet Jacksons nasty....but I'm in control
Aretha Franklin bow down to the new queen of soul..."

boriquateddy said:

aaaa good quote, I think it's actually "It's Like That Y'all" (by Sweet Tee).. with the "Clean Up Woman" sample.


First one that came to mind is:
"So slow your roll, I'm In Control like Janet
The loc-est twenty-one year old n_--a that's on this planet"
-Kurupt, from Snoop Doggy Dogg's "For All My N_--az & B_---es"

I think the coolest reference has got to be the verse from "Eric B Is President" that was going to be Rakim's answer record to Janet:

"Go get a girl and get soft and warm,
Don't get excited, you've been invited to a quiet storm
But now it's out of hand cuz you told me you hate me
And then you ask what have I done lately
First you said all you want is love and affection
Let me be your angel and I'll be your protection
Take you out, buy you all kinds of things
I must of got you too hot and burned off your wings
You caught an attitude, you need food to eat up
I'm scheming like I'm dreaming on a couch wit my feet up*
You scream I'm lazy, you must be crazy
Thought I was a donut, you tried to glaze me"

*"Now it seems your dancin' feet are always on my couch"

Redman "Tonight's The Night"

Mic check I can get smooth to any groove
Relax the tongue let my mic take a cruise
around the planet pack em in like Janet
Jackson she's askin if I can slam it
::needle pulled record grooves::

what about the rap in Jam by Michael Jackson

Jam Jam
Here Comes The Man
Hot Damn
The Big Boy Stands
Movin' Up A Hand
Makin' Funky Tracks
With My Man
Michael Jackson
Smooth Criminal
That's The Man
Mike's So Relaxed
Mingle Mingle Jingle
In The Jungle
Bum Rushed The Door
3 And 4's In A Bundle
Execute The Plan
First I Cooled Like A Fan
Got With Janet
Then With Guy
Now With Michael
Cause It Ain't Hard To...

You guys are mentioning some good stuff. These totally slipped passed me.

CinisterCee said:

CinnieCee why you gotta bust me out like that???? LOL your absolutetly correct ooops my bad....

let's not forget Too $hort's ode to Paula Abdul & Janet Jackson...LOL


called "Paula & Janet" from his 1990 "Short dog's in the house" album....

boriquateddy said:

hehe sometimes I do that and it helps the person who posted. you definitely still know your female MCs more thoroughly.

There's some hip-hop record from about 1989/1990, by one of the rappers that was popular at that time (Heavy D, Father MC, LL Cool J, etc) that I have going round my head now! The lyric is something like: "Body built like Janet Jackson / Skin and hair: smooth to the touch / Eyes so warm and inviting / How could one girl have so much?".

For God's sake, someone put me out of my misery and tell me what it is!

CinisterCee said:

Whoa... those lyrics ARE tight. Thanks for posting these.

"Got the phone called Tez
He said "Lloyd what’s crackin’?"
I said "Dawg you won’t e’en believe what happened."
"I’m chillin’ and this girl walked up in the class and
Swear she look just like [Janet Jackson]"
Lloyd -- "I'm A G"

boriquateddy said:

OMG, this track is reference to Janet in name only. This AIN'T Janet he's talking about in this track! LMAO!!!!

Some more...

"ear rings in both nipples, like Janet Jackson" - Dru Hill feat Method Man, "This Is What We Do"

"A** like Janet Jackson, not Toni Braxton
T*tt*es like Janet Jackson" - Firestarr, "Perfect B**ch"

"Ya'll say I'm skinny like a cue-tip
But I stay wit b**ches like Janet Jackson" - Drag-On, "Tonight"

JANFAN4L said:

Oh, thread's tainted now.

GangstaFam said:

wasn't Outkast's "Miss Jackson" directed at Janet's mother??



maybe I'm just completely out of touch. that's probably it.

People!

Beastie Boys "Professor Booty" (specifically, MCA) from Check Your Head:

"I'm bad-ass, move your fat ass, 'cause you're wack, son
Dancin' around like you think you're Janet Jackson."

Oh, man. Now I have to listen to that album fifteen times. Classic!

IstenSzek said:

The original "Mrs. Jackson"? I really don't think so. But on the MTV Icon special they did a special rendition to honor her called "Thank You Miss Jackson." Great song.