And he saw Mr. Aiken entering the building and says members of his "entourage" referred to him as "Bedrock". What could that possibly mean?

Also, the school chorus is performing back-up for him. Riiiiight.

So can you go tape it and then post an .mpeg so we can all die laughing?

And bedrock....is that because no matter how hard they pound him, he doesn't crack?

VoicesCarry said:

No, it's actually a venue where you have to buy tickets. A bunch of "artists" have performed there, including Jessica Simpson, some country people, Alanis Morisette, and Weird Al Yankovich. I'm ashamed to have graduated there.

theVelvetRoper said:

I'll pay you

maybe you can pick up a "claymate" after the show and take them home for some "claymation".

i'd love to meet his stylist. gotta be either the meanest or most mentally handicapped person on earth.

theVelvetRoper said:

What kind of school is this? "The Palace of Aburn Hills High" does have nice ring to it, though.

Move Over Barry Manilow...Clays on your tail.

I just don't get it Ruben WON! How is that sappy clay getting all the gigs?

superspaceboy said:

by putting out material people want to buy, i guess. Ruben really hobbled himself with that Sorry business.

superspaceboy said:

i knew that he was gonna do better as far as sales than ruben because clay appeals to the sheep of the world, the old bitties that buy tons to hallmark cards all year round(sorry flashbacks from working at a drugstore). but ruben's music is mostly in the rnb market. its the same phenomena(did i spell that right?anyway) as charlotte church.

GrayKing said:

i should have prefaced that whole first sentence with "presumably"

and might i add that while clay may bore me, ruben's shit ain't the best either.it's sorta corporate rnb.

you called him "lesbian head"




my friends would be so happy!

endorphin74 said:

Rolling on the FUCKING FLOOR! Bwaaahahahahahahaha!

We saw his CD at a checkout in Walmart and my 13 year old niece said," Hey isn't that K D Lang ? Is she still alive? "

shellyevon said:

It's Clay D. Lang, goddamit!

GrayKing said:

Clay shares a stylist with Jermaine "Da Troll" Dupree, didn't you know?

Are you people making fun of Clay cause he's a closet gay?
That's not nice of you

He's a great vocalist and the next Celine Dion IMO

jayaredee said:

we are just saying he's got a lesbian-head. not that there's anything WRONG with that!


ps- I still think he's cute, I dunno why, but I do!

endorphin74 said:

I did it with your friends as an inspiration!

shellyevon said:

I know, that's what my mom calls him!

VinnyM27 said:

No, it's Washington Township High School (in south Jersey) and it's huge with an auditorium that's a waste of tax payers money. They call it the "Center for Performing Arts", so when stars get booked there, I don't think they have any idea they're playing at a high school. Tony Bennett's coming in February.






This is only about half of it!

jayaredee said:

Clay is closeted? I thought everyone knew

jayaredee said:

Making fun of Clay because he's a closet gay is completely unnecessary, I agree.
























Especially when there are so many OTHER reasons to make fun of Clay!

jayaredee said:

Well, he's not THAT bad!!!

VoicesCarry said:

Come on now Voices be nice

In all honesty i dont think Clay is gay at all. I think he's just kinda girlish, like Milhouse from the Simpsons.
Im sure Clay likes to go to the bar with the boys every once in a while, have a beer, a smoke, y'know.
And i'm sure he's laid some fine young women on more than one occasion.
That's clay, he's got that charm the ladies love and when they least expect it, the hulk comes out of him and

at "Lesbian Head". This is why I love coming here, ya'll never fail to make me laugh out loud. Gotta love it!

jayaredee said:

co-