LOS ANGELES, Nov. 15 /PRNewswire/ -- In response to media reports concerning a videotape supposedly seized by law-enforcement authorities in connection with an extortion attempt, a spokesman for R. Kelly issued the following statement:

"We have heard second-hand reports that the tape allegedly shows consenting adults, including someone identified as R. Kelly, engaged in sexual activity. Since we haven't seen the tape, we can neither confirm nor deny that it is in fact Mr. Kelly. We can, however, confirm that no one is suggesting the tape depicts anything but the activities of consenting adults."

In other news, R. Kelly has hired Steven Spielberg to personally direct his sex life.

r. kelly might wanna think about getting with an amish woman - they don't get into that camera stuff.

Anxiety said:

woman, girl, whatever. female.