I found this at sterogum.com-a poem she wrote only to fanclub members...this is a prominent example of a brilliant songwriter.

Honeymoon Poem
11.10.2004
A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.
I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.
A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!
Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.
Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.
Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!
As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!
~ Britney

Already posted, but still funny.

what a dumb bitch!

Yeah..she sent this poem to Anxiety and he posted it last week. I didn't know she knew him.

Jesus fuck, that poem is NEARLY as bad as the poetry I see on this site... at least she can spell and it makes more sense than what I have seen on here.

If she posted on here, she would be a hero!

SassierBritches said:

Christ no wonder her Record Company doesn't wan't her to write songs