okay. with my EXTREME dislike of Osha(borderline hate..) i feel i MUST write him a letter like i did with Justin Garage, Guarantee, Guitartini, whatthefuckeversomeitalianshit...ANYWAY...

Dear Osha(remember you hated me calling you that?)

First off, Tevin and Rashaad say hey, they know i'm not all that cool with you, so i don't know why they told me to tell you that. ANYWAY, remember when we danced in that talent show, and you kinda pushed me off the stage because you're a fucking attention whore? coming out there..FIRST of all, you didn't wear the outfit i designed for us to wear, You know, the rhinestone gauchos with the sequence laced fuschia thong on the outside, and the hot pink tank shirts with the sleeves shredded, and cut off just below the nipples, leggin's and leg warmers with the '86 hot pink and black 'Roos? remember that? But your flamboyant ass HAD to be special. Coming out there with fucking Maybelline on and shit. Painted up like some showstealing Jezebel. Okay, enough of the memories. FIRST OF ALL, you look like a fucking gay unibomber. What the fuck are you gonna do? Call a bomb threat to the Gap? OOOOHHH!!! I shop at Old Navy anyway bitch. and i don't know how you found out i was on my way to audition for L.A. Reid, so you call my limo driver and tell him to tell me that if i get to the Glam Slam before 2, i could suck Prince's dick, open mouth, face down, on all fours with my hands behind my back holding sparklers. Slick move bitch. So i missed out on that shit. Well, i just signed with Death Row, and i'm comin' for yo' ass sucka. I'm on the come up bitch. AND you look like that muthafucka from THE GOD'S ARE CRAZY. You like M.J. so much and want to be so much like him, then GET A FUCKING NOSE JOB. Big ass nose. breathing all the white man's air. Well, i got Dre in the studio we bout to blaze some tracks. And keep talking shit and i'll have my foot so far up your ass you'll be coughing up track stars you flamboyant ass closet cased bitch. I hope next time you sneeze your balls explode. Bitch.

still a little mad from the other day...
[Edited 11/12/04 15:13pm]