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Thread started 11/10/04 7:51pm

VoicesCarry

Dear Usher,



If you lift up your shirt one more time, thereby exposing your abs, we will stick an axe down the cleft of your six pack. We realize this is the only thing you have going for you, but we hope you see it must be this way.

Sincerely,

The Free World
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Reply #1 posted 11/10/04 8:00pm

Anxiety

PS: If you're gonna whip it out, whip IT out. Even if it's in an accidental, Tara Reid, "oops, my private parts just fell out at a press op!" kind of way. Or, you know, in private is good. I'm flexible. Just show it already.
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Reply #2 posted 11/10/04 8:01pm

VoicesCarry

Anxiety said:

PS: If you're gonna whip it out, whip IT out. Even if it's in an accidental, Tara Reid, "oops, my private parts just fell out at a press op!" kind of way. Or, you know, in private is good. I'm flexible. Just show it already.


It couldn't be bigger than his nose.
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Reply #3 posted 11/10/04 8:23pm

Anxiety

VoicesCarry said:

Anxiety said:

PS: If you're gonna whip it out, whip IT out. Even if it's in an accidental, Tara Reid, "oops, my private parts just fell out at a press op!" kind of way. Or, you know, in private is good. I'm flexible. Just show it already.


It couldn't be bigger than his nose.


who's to say i don't have a nose fetish?
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Reply #4 posted 11/10/04 9:27pm

AnotherLoverTo
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"Ursher" looks like the Unabomber in that picture.... confused
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Reply #5 posted 11/10/04 9:30pm

JANFAN4L

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"Ursher" looks like the Unabomber in that picture.... confused


LMAO!


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Reply #6 posted 11/11/04 4:47am

LightOfArt

The second I've seen the thread title knew it was VoicesCarry lol
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Reply #7 posted 11/11/04 4:48am

subhuman09

lol

Can I help?

pray
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Reply #8 posted 11/11/04 5:12am

Rhondab

I can't stand Usher...but its hard to hate on his abs.
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Reply #9 posted 11/11/04 5:49am

glamslamkid

what abs? my stomach's just flat and it looks better than that and i don't work out or anything. and he acts like he's the only bitch that has them. i mean i'm gay and all..but..and why ya'll trying to say Ursha's gay?don't send him over here. please. we don't want him. well, shit. i don't want his ass. the straights can keep him. PLEASE.
GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

Paw Power Pussy paw
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Reply #10 posted 11/11/04 5:53am

TheJourney4all
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VoicesCarry said:

[img]Usher's Career[/img]

If you lift up your shirt one more time, thereby exposing your abs, we will stick an axe down the cleft of your six pack. We realize this is the only thing you have going for you, but we hope you see it must be this way.

Sincerely,

The Free World


clapping Couldn't agree more.



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Reply #11 posted 11/11/04 7:24am

FiveFootNine

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Dear Usher,

Please...for the love god GOD....STOP!!!!!


Sincerely,
Not Impressed


If there was one person on the face of the earth that I wish would just disappear...it's him.
**...they were right about you.**
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Reply #12 posted 11/11/04 7:36am

raveon2tnek

desperately in need of a signature move!
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Reply #13 posted 11/11/04 9:11am

CherrieMoonKis
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rolleyes I think he has a secret contract that pays him everytime he flashes the washboard.
peace & wildsign
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Reply #14 posted 11/11/04 1:35pm

paisleypark4

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Anxiety said:

PS: If you're gonna whip it out, whip IT out. Even if it's in an accidental, Tara Reid, "oops, my private parts just fell out at a press op!" kind of way. Or, you know, in private is good. I'm flexible. Just show it already.



Ya feel me!?

He really needs 2 do the Playgirl spread already.
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #15 posted 11/11/04 1:50pm

thekidsgirl

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VoicesCarry said:

[img]Usher doing the only thing he knows how to do here[/img]

If you lift up your shirt one more time, thereby exposing your abs, we will stick an axe down the cleft of your six pack. We realize this is the only thing you have going for you, but we hope you see it must be this way.

Sincerely,

The Free World


Can I be in on it it too! biggrin

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If you will, so will I
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Reply #16 posted 11/11/04 2:19pm

glamslamkid

he's a fucking ear terrorist for real.
GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy

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Reply #17 posted 11/11/04 2:55pm

JANFAN4L

glamslamkid said:

he's a fucking ear terrorist for real.


The Bladerunner-omnipresence of his voice and being scare me.
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Reply #18 posted 11/11/04 3:00pm

VoicesCarry

JANFAN4L said:

glamslamkid said:

he's a fucking ear terrorist for real.


The Bladerunner-omnipresence of his voice and being scare me.


falloff
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Reply #19 posted 11/11/04 3:25pm

Anxiety

paisleypark4 said:

Anxiety said:

PS: If you're gonna whip it out, whip IT out. Even if it's in an accidental, Tara Reid, "oops, my private parts just fell out at a press op!" kind of way. Or, you know, in private is good. I'm flexible. Just show it already.



Ya feel me!?

He really needs 2 do the Playgirl spread already.


to hell with playgirl - BLACK INCHES!!!
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Reply #20 posted 11/11/04 3:27pm

VoicesCarry

Anxiety said:

paisleypark4 said:




Ya feel me!?

He really needs 2 do the Playgirl spread already.


to hell with playgirl - BLACK INCHES!!!


"Black Inches goes hardcore with a life-size view up Usher's left nostril."
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Reply #21 posted 11/11/04 3:35pm

Anxiety

VoicesCarry said:

Anxiety said:



to hell with playgirl - BLACK INCHES!!!


"Black Inches goes hardcore with a life-size view up Usher's left nostril."


I think I'm getting a reputation as a nose fetishist. redface
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Reply #22 posted 11/11/04 3:52pm

JasmineFire

Anxiety said:

paisleypark4 said:




Ya feel me!?

He really needs 2 do the Playgirl spread already.


to hell with playgirl - BLACK INCHES!!!

falloff falloff falloff my goodness.
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Reply #23 posted 11/12/04 8:08am

paisleypark4

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Anxiety said:

paisleypark4 said:




Ya feel me!?

He really needs 2 do the Playgirl spread already.


to hell with playgirl - BLACK INCHES!!!



WWOOOH! drool
Straight Jacket Funk Affair
Album plays and love for vinyl records.
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Reply #24 posted 11/12/04 8:25am

ABeautifulOne

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VoicesCarry said:



If you lift up your shirt one more time, thereby exposing your abs, we will stick an axe down the cleft of your six pack. We realize this is the only thing you have going for you, but we hope you see it must be this way.

Sincerely,

The Free World




HATERS!!!!!1i hope u all go broke when ushers still cashing in his money BUT.....y yall always hating on what usher does @ this place.also i posted this on his message board hope u all live!!!!1sweet dreams biggrin
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Reply #25 posted 11/12/04 2:19pm

glamslamkid

pissed
[Edited 11/12/04 15:17pm]
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Reply #26 posted 11/12/04 2:32pm

Moonwalkbjrain

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glamslamkid said:

what abs? my stomach's just flat and it looks better than that and i don't work out or anything. and he acts like he's the only bitch that has them. i mean i'm gay and all..but..and why ya'll trying to say Ursha's gay?don't send him over here. please. we don't want him. well, shit. i don't want his ass. the straights can keep him. PLEASE.


lol!
Yesterday is dead...tomorrow hasnt arrived yet....i have just ONE day...
...And i'm gonna be groovy in it!
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