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Thread started 11/05/04 7:48am

Anxiety

The Best Christmas Album Of The Year!!!!

...or at least the filthiest.



yes. it's real. it's coming out next tuesday.

HELL YEAH!!! woot!

...to many, Santa is an erotic figure, and for these lucky revelers, the Christmas season is a smorgasbord of raw sex. Some people just go for a man in a uniform. Inventive entrepreneurs should open a leather bar called the Pole where dominant wrinkle fetishists could dress like old St. Nick and passive gerontophiliacs could get on all fours and take the whip like good reindeer. Inhaling poppers and climbing down mock chimneys or opening sticks 'n' stones from the red-felt master could complete the sex-drenched atmosphere of the first S&M Xmas bar.

http://www.interlog.com/~...p/xmas.htm
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Reply #1 posted 11/05/04 7:50am

Handclapsfinga
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omg!!! biggrin
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Reply #2 posted 11/05/04 7:51am

Anxiety

there goes the neighborhood. lol

From a Los Angeles Magazine interview:

I understand you’re going to release music CDs.
I have three coming out. I have the Dirty Shame soundtrack. A John Waters Christmas album comes out November 1. It’s really ludicrous Christmas carols you’ve never heard. I promise you. And then A Date with John Waters, which I want to come out for Valentine’s Day. It’s my idea of romantic music. I want the cover to be me in front of a fireplace like Andy Williams, with a drink.
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Reply #3 posted 11/05/04 7:58am

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Anxiety said:

there goes the neighborhood. lol

evillol...i think this album is right up my alley, i should pick it up.
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Reply #4 posted 11/05/04 7:59am

Anxiety

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anxiety said:

there goes the neighborhood. lol

evillol...i think this album is right up my alley, i should pick it up.


it was probably RECORDED in an alley! biggrin
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Reply #5 posted 11/05/04 8:04am

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Scary! eek
If you will, so will I
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Reply #6 posted 11/05/04 8:10am

Anxiety

and as if this album and the "dirty shame" movie weren't classy enough, ol' uncle johnny is going to have a supporting role in the upcoming "seed of chucky" movie, as a photographer who gets his face ripped off. i love this man!
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Reply #7 posted 11/05/04 9:13am

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John Waters! Who can forget Divine picking up a dog turd and eating it in....damn, what is the name of that movie? Anyway, it was hilarious, and John Waters is a funny, sick, twisted little dude. Got a track list for this album? I'm certain that I wont buy it, but I'm sure the titles will be funny as shit.(All pun intented)
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Reply #8 posted 11/05/04 9:15am

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found1 said:

John Waters! Who can forget Divine picking up a dog turd and eating it in....damn, what is the name of that movie? Anyway, it was hilarious, and John Waters is a funny, sick, twisted little dude. Got a track list for this album? I'm certain that I wont buy it, but I'm sure the titles will be funny as shit.(All pun intented)


That movie would be none other than the notoriou...erm..LEGENDARY..."Pink Flamingos". nod

I can't find a tracklisting for this album yet, but I'm sure it's going to be more fun than a lump of coal!
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Reply #9 posted 11/05/04 9:19am

Slave2daGroove

The gift for about 10 people.

Thanks, Anx!
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Reply #10 posted 11/05/04 9:27am

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Slave2daGroove said:

The gift for about 10 people.

Thanks, Anx!


i've already ordered one as a gift for my best friend. giggle
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