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Thread started 11/04/04 6:15am

meltwithu

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All time WORST musical/movie starring a musical artist

some singers turn out to be marginally good actors/actresses (harry connick jr, whitney houston, cher), and some movies have some redeeming value (Krush Groove gave us LL Cool J, a nice Sheila E performance and some other goodies to overcome horrible acting)..but some movies are such a waste of film that they should be destroyed. feel free to add to the list:

Mariah Carey-Glitter
Prince-Grafitti Bridge
Madonna- take your pick
Run Dmc - Tougher Than Leather
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #1 posted 11/04/04 6:17am

Cloudbuster

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meltwithu said:

Madonna- take your pick


lol
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Reply #2 posted 11/04/04 6:18am

DavidEye

"The Wiz" starring Diana Ross and Michael Jackson disbelief


It's really awful and embarassing.Worse than "Graffiti Bridge" lol
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Reply #3 posted 11/04/04 6:23am

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DavidEye said:

"The Wiz" starring Diana Ross and Michael Jackson disbelief


It's really awful and embarassing.Worse than "Graffiti Bridge" lol


Actually, I thought Michael was the one redeeming feature in The Wiz. Yeah, it's a crap film, but worse than Grafitti Bridge? Is that possible? lol
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Reply #4 posted 11/04/04 6:24am

jayaredee

Prince: Grafitti Bridge (fuck ewwwww)
Madonna: Swept Away
Cher: Tea with Mousellini (sp?)
Hilary Duff: EVERYTHING
Britney: Crossroads
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Reply #5 posted 11/04/04 7:32am

Anxiety

DavidEye said:

"The Wiz" starring Diana Ross and Michael Jackson disbelief


It's really awful and embarassing.Worse than "Graffiti Bridge" lol


oh, come on now. nipsey russell was good. pout
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Reply #6 posted 11/04/04 7:35am

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Sorry, but fucking Mariah wins this vote. Even the teaser trailer is harder to watch than anything in Graffiti Bridge (and man, that's saying something!!!)!!!
jedi

Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #7 posted 11/04/04 7:36am

Dancelot

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"Magical Mystery Tour" was garbage.. never made it through the whole thing
Vanglorious... this is protected by the red, the black, and the green. With a key... sissy!
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Reply #8 posted 11/04/04 7:40am

nammie

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Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice. OMG that was a hard one to watch!!!boxed
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Reply #9 posted 11/04/04 7:42am

noepie

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Absolute Beginners with David Bowie, Sade, Ray Davies and Patsy Kensit.

utter garbage!!
WHAT IF THERE IS NO TOMORROW? THERE WASN'T ONE TODAY!
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Reply #10 posted 11/04/04 7:45am

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Does 'Gigli' count? Jennifer Lopez was an actress before she was a recording artist so I'm not sure if her crappy movies fit into this thread. If they do then where do you draw the line among all the actors that have recorded albums?
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Reply #11 posted 11/04/04 7:47am

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nammie said:

Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice. OMG that was a hard one to watch!!!boxed


I've seen that movie. It wasn't so bad. Graffiti Bridge was much worse.
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Reply #12 posted 11/04/04 7:50am

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sextonseven said:

nammie said:

Janet Jackson in Poetic Justice. OMG that was a hard one to watch!!!boxed


I've seen that movie. It wasn't so bad. Graffiti Bridge was much worse.


Yea well it is really kinda hard to make a movie worse than GB I mean that flick was just so damn bad it was funny!!! But janet really was painful to watch trying so hard to be "down" (I mean a hairdresser good God)in that movie it really was. I expected much better from her.
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Reply #13 posted 11/04/04 7:52am

Anxiety

noepie said:

Absolute Beginners with David Bowie, Sade, Ray Davies and Patsy Kensit.

utter garbage!!


awww, i liked the musical scenes in that flick. bowie with the giant typewriter? good stuff! thumbs up!
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Reply #14 posted 11/04/04 7:55am

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Anxiety said:

noepie said:

Absolute Beginners with David Bowie, Sade, Ray Davies and Patsy Kensit.

utter garbage!!


awww, i liked the musical scenes in that flick. bowie with the giant typewriter? good stuff! thumbs up!


Yeah, but the film as a whole reached new levels of sucking.
whatever happened to (director) Julien Temple, he had such a promising future up to this movie.
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Reply #15 posted 11/04/04 8:00am

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Elvis made some 33(?)movies,and ther's only 1,maybe 2 good ones..
What a waste...At least Prince knew when to quit!..
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Reply #16 posted 11/04/04 8:12am

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jkj10 said:

Elvis made some 33(?)movies,and ther's only 1,maybe 2 good ones..
What a waste...At least Prince knew when to quit!..


True...was it Raw or Delerious when Eddie Murphy was cracking on Elvis'movies and the fact that he couldn't act
"we gonna win this race.." lol
you look better on your facebook page than you do in person hmph!
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Reply #17 posted 11/04/04 8:17am

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SPICE WORLD!
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Reply #18 posted 11/04/04 8:18am

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meltwithu said:

jkj10 said:

Elvis made some 33(?)movies,and ther's only 1,maybe 2 good ones..
What a waste...At least Prince knew when to quit!..


True...was it Raw or Delerious when Eddie Murphy was cracking on Elvis'movies and the fact that he couldn't act
"we gonna win this race.." lol


"Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink"
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Reply #19 posted 11/04/04 8:18am

Anxiety

what about that thing with rick springfield? i can't even remember the name of the movie, but it was stinkaroo city.
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Reply #20 posted 11/04/04 8:18am

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meltwithu said:

jkj10 said:

Elvis made some 33(?)movies,and ther's only 1,maybe 2 good ones..
What a waste...At least Prince knew when to quit!..


True...was it Raw or Delerious when Eddie Murphy was cracking on Elvis'movies and the fact that he couldn't act
"we gonna win this race.." lol


music Lemonade, That cool refreshing drink music
falloff
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Reply #21 posted 11/04/04 8:19am

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sextonseven said:

meltwithu said:



True...was it Raw or Delerious when Eddie Murphy was cracking on Elvis'movies and the fact that he couldn't act
"we gonna win this race.." lol


"Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink"


Great minds think alike!!
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Reply #22 posted 11/04/04 8:19am

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AnckSuNamun said:

SPICE WORLD!


I knew it was only a matter of seconds before someone posted this one. I have and like this movie. It's great campy fun.
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Reply #23 posted 11/04/04 8:20am

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noepie said:

sextonseven said:



"Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink"


Great minds think alike!!


LOL!
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Reply #24 posted 11/04/04 8:21am

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Anxiety said:

what about that thing with rick springfield? i can't even remember the name of the movie, but it was stinkaroo city.


Wasn't that 'Hard to Hold'? I never saw that movie.
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Reply #25 posted 11/04/04 8:33am

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I think the biggest difference between The Wiz and Grafitti Bridge was that The Wiz kinda sunk under the weight of comparison to The Wizard of Oz despite the big budget and huge names involved in the project, while Grafitti Bridge, using a budget of loose coins and snot just stunk.

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Directed by Sidney Lumet (Serpico) and penned by Joel Schumacher (Batman and Robin), this lavish 1978 adaptation of the Broadway hit The Wiz was the biggest production filmed in New York City up to that point, utilizing the newly revamped Astoria Studios and locations around the city. Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, Nipsey Russell, and Ted Ross (reprising his Tony-winning role as the Lion) star in this Academy Award-nominated musical for the whole family.
The Wiz is probably the grandest take on L. Frank Baum's classic tale The Wizard of Oz. The production team created sets with a sense of urban magic and spectacle: a New York subway station literally comes to life, and the massive plaza between the World Trade Center towers is transformed into the Emerald City, featuring nearly 400 dancers with three costume changes. Like all good musicals, the Quincy Jones arrangements are highly hummable long after viewing (especially the funky "Ease On Down the Road" and the inspirational "Brand New Day"). In an era before MTV, the camera stays nearly stationary as Ross and Lena Horne vocally soar through their numbers. Their stage-like performances successfully make the leap to film, making The Wiz a testament to their singing talents and star presence. The then-thirtysomething Ross raised some eyebrows playing the traditionally teenaged Dorothy, but she and her supporting cast (including Richard Pryor as the Wiz) carry the tunes with an infectious verve that will appeal to folks of all ages. --Shannon Gee



Diana Ross .... Dorothy
Michael Jackson .... Scarecrow
Nipsey Russell .... Tinman
Ted Ross .... Lion (Fleetwood Coupe de Ville)
Mabel King .... Evillene
Theresa Merritt .... Aunt Em
Thelma Carpenter .... Miss One
Lena Horne .... Glinda the Good
Richard Pryor .... The Wiz (Herman Smith)
Stanley Greene .... Uncle Henry
Clyde J. Barrett .... Subway Peddler

The Four Crows
Derrick Bell
Roderick-Spencer Sibert
Kashka Banjoko
Ronald 'Smokey' Stevens

Uncredited

Robin Givens .... Extra
Quincy Jones .... Emerald City Gold Pianist
The Wiz Singers Adult Choir
Luther Vandross
Patti Austin
Roberta Flack
Cissy Houston
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Reply #26 posted 11/04/04 8:36am

Anxiety

i liked mabel king as evillene. redface
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Reply #27 posted 11/04/04 8:43am

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Anxiety said:

i liked mabel king as evillene. redface




I like The Wiz period, it had some great musical performances, a childhood favorite of mine.
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Reply #28 posted 11/04/04 8:45am

Meloh9

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The Who - tommy even if the band is not in the film
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Reply #29 posted 11/04/04 8:52am

Anxiety

Meloh9 said:

The Who - tommy even if the band is not in the film


whaaaaat?!?

tina turner's "acid queen" performance ALONE is worth seeing that film!!! and ya got elton john doing "pinball wizard" in those big-ass boots, and you have anne-margret swimming in a room full of beans...and The Who is all over that film - roger daltrey plays the title role, fer cryin' out loud! and on top of it all, ya get to hear jack nicholson sing! giggle
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