That song on the Velvet Rope CD where her mother calls while Janet is masturbating ? And she keeps going ??? Class act.
I'm no prude (BELIEVE ME) but that's just revolting and sick.
Note to self: If Mom calls, take hand out of pants. Got it.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

That's not her mother! It's one of her friends. Where in the world did you get that info? I'm not even much of a fan of Janet's, but I know she's not that out of it.

OdysseyMiles said:

I am certain it's her Mom, but now I'm trying to remember how I know this. I never bought the CD but someone taped it for me and gave me the cassette. I want to say they read it in the liner notes and told me or else it's evident from the conversation she has w/this person.
Anyone wanna chime in here and spank my ass if I'm wrong, please.

I wouldn't exactly call Janet a pig. She's far from that. What she does need is someone to give her career direction. She needs to be a woman and stop acting like Britney Spears. She needs to update her music and get rid of those lame dance moves and she better do it soon before no one gives a shit about her anymore. I can definitely see Janet doing a jazz album or something like that, but if she does another Damita Jo, she's as finished as her brother.

Fleshofmyflesh


The edit says Janet is NOT a pig
[Edited 10/26/04 10:41am]

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Nah, you're mistaken. At the end of the conversation, her friend says: "Your coochie 'gon swell up and fall apart". Yeah, that's Janet's mom, alright.

FunkMistress said:

Spanked by the Funk Mistress...could be worse...

Janet lip synchs.. now let's give her the trashing she deserves shall we?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Consider yourself spanked.

CinisterCee said:

Okay, I'm spanked, but do you guys know for sure that I'm wrong?
Or did you just want to spank me?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Have you heard the skit? Why would Katherine scold her with "Your coochie.. "

CinisterCee said:

Why wouldn't she ?
That sounds like a maternal thing to say.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

No it isn't


at the thought.

CinisterCee said:

Dude, obviously I think it's her mother. Of course I'm thinking her Mom is nasty too if she agreed to take part in this song w/Janet.
My question, again, is how can you PROVE it's not her mother? Which "friend" is it?

Wasn't it rumored to be Lisa Marie Presley?

Maybe my memory is failing me - too much wodka.

Btw, Fleshofmyflesh:

SpcMs said:

Absolutely not.
The voice of the other woman is that of an older black female.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Why don't you know what you're talking about before you open your mouth? "Got it."?

Y'all muthaf**kas are crazy.



NOW IN 1 GALLON CONTAINERS!

It's Tish... one of the Dancers for the janet. tour. she didn't work with Janet again because she went to law school instead of dacning for the Velvet Rope. That's why Nikki Patzenberg got to dance again.

FYI Nikki was J-Lo's replacement after she got offered the role in Selna.

forgot to mention one thing

Katherine Jackson is a devout Jehovah's Witness.

I don't think she'd ever say something like that and have it recored to be put out.

At 18 all the Jackson's got to chose their religion. Janet left the witnesses

My heartfelt apologies to all the JANFANS.
I can see why you're so upset.
I was dead wrong.
Masturbating while your friend is on the phone is entirely different than when your Mom is on the phone.
Janet IS back to being a "class act."


[and so are you...enough of this thread already... -sos]