Look, I was in Germany at the hieght of his musical career---I'm angry about it ok?

he's no Frank Stallone, that's for GOD DAMN sure!

AsianBomb777 said:

You know something AB, when your posts aren't about vaginas, you are one of my favorite orgers. This one had me doubled over with laughter. Thank you.
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As John Waters has proven, David Hasselhoff can rock an airplane lavatory like nobody's business.

Anxiety said:

Trying to tell me something i don't know ?!!!
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Funny , recently there was a Madonna thread with the same title

serious
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Whatever. You're all just jealous. David has had massive hits all over the world. He's an accomplished actor an singer. Where was Prince when the Berlin wall came down? Nowhere! That's what I thought. It was Hasselhoff that was asked to participate in such a monumental event in history. Did u see how his jacket lit up and the crowd went wild? That's the real shit right there! He's multitalented and you guys are speaking about something you've no knowledge of. Even the great rapptress Lil' Kim paid homage to him in her hit song "How Many Licks". And I quote. "when you see a Lamborghini fly by ya...shwoooosh....tha's me the Night Ridah" Ya'll need to show respect.

AsianBomb777 said:

oh jesus christ vagina star...david is one of the best out there...you just don't know. his voice is so soothing...and his lyrics melt the butter off my chiffon dress. he's dreamy.

he's bigger than ELVIS!
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I read the user reviews on his cd's for a good chuckle

"This is truly an astounding recording! Not since John Lennon declared that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus, has a recording caused such a global phenomena."

Click here for the fun

squish said:

found this one.

Theres music, and there ARE Miracles!!, August 11, 2003
Reviewer: Dr. Toff_toff (USA) - See all my reviews
I bought this album on a whim really, knowing he was "the guy from baywatch", wasn't expecting much, but i thought it would be good background music for when I present my "confidence & success" seminars at my local college.

I tell ya, when they heard David singing his heart out, they felt pumped up, they were ready to hear what "i" had to say, they were ready, for life.

Me and Dave are now a kind of double act! With his music, lyrics and perfect delivery of both (i think maybe he plays all the instruments too, which is AMAZING!!) David encapulates all that i want to say to these people to prep them up for success and self-belief. Heres to truth, justice, and the American way!! Thanks David!!!

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I agree, with what some of you say, David was a great performer, singer, actor and allround entertainer, in the tradition of Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis etc. But to be honest, I really enjoyed his earlier stuff much more, I never got into the later recordings, when he totally sold out... just like Elvis or Satchmo

David Hasselhof














please, more threads like this!

I was a wayward soul with no hope and purpose in life, and then someone told me about David's sonic hugs.

I was skeptical at first, but I soon learned to love listening to his music every time I could-usually a few times a week.

My tears shed as I opened up a part in myself that knew that this was a man that had lived-he saved lives on Baywatch-and now he was saving mine.

One day I realized I had left a spoon stuck in the dishwasher.

I never really felt the same after that.

I miss his magic.

Come back to us, David-KITT needs a tune-up.

do not diss the Hasselhoff!!!!

not so long ago I read somewhere that Ice-T is producing David's first gangsta-rap album.....I kid you not!

abierman said:

Oh please let this be true...

What the F@CK is wrong with you people?
I hope you're kidding.
I heard about the Ice-T involvement on MTV news last year.

David Hasselhoff DOES belong in Vegas...possible as the replacement act for Linda Rondstadt.

Sheesh.

AsianBomb777 said:

don't you dare touch Linda, leave her alone!!!

I used to like the "baywatch theme".....ahh memories.....

Dewrede said:

boy, you're quick

GrayKing said:

U sure are mean.

Casablanca, I'll wait forever!

That's why they call him David Assholehoff

AsianBomb777 said:

Wow! You think he's good enough for Vegas?

Dancelot said:

Actor...ok.... but singer??? Come on, get a life... comparing with Sinatra?? HELLOOOOO!!!
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Lennon said:

of course!!! he's a much better singer than Marvin Gaye, better composer than Stevie Wondera, better live performer than Prince, outplays Hendrix on the guitar any day and yes, as an actor Reobert De Niro is nothing compared to David!


actually David Hasselhoff would rank No 3 in my all time favorite artists, right after Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli













I also might add that my favorite sports is to get my head nailed to the floor

Dancelot said:

Hehehehehe!!! You almost got me there! LOL
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Personally, I'm waiting for a tour that would include the triple threat of Hasselhoff, Yanni and John Tesh! Man, would THAT rock!!!