I've seen my share of wierdos..
But never quiet like this
Met him a couple years ago
He said hs name was Chris

He wore a close cut at that time
His Jeans were tight as braids
When he got in my rental car
he smelled like Mayonaise

All night I questioned this strange scent
But I just didn't Have the guts
Cuz If I'd asked, "Dude what's that smell?"
He would have said "DEEZ NUTS"

Teebone said:

I'mma get you Tee.

Tee, I love you, Brutha!!!!